You wake up and look like this

i'd get rid of all "my" degenerate tattoos and piercings, buy new clothes instead of the slutty skanky ones, and then i'd find some nice lesbian girl to dominate

become a twitch streamer and make thousands of dollars by just standing up

kill myself because of my inability to fuck myself, and bury my face in my own ass.

>hipster dyed hair
faggot

probably some pornstar or model but its obviously shopped nigger

Start singing 32
youtube.com/watch?v=adh4yEAl33Q

Go to the nearest ghetto.

finally have a good enough reason to pull the trigger

immediately get pregnant

pop Out six kids and become a welfare queen

we are the few. the hard. the fappers
honestly if you turn into a girl you can kill yourself easily
there's nothing in any religion that says you can't kill yourself if you're not in your own body

Lol >no entourage

Go to my local hood and get fucked by the biggest cock nigger with the lowest I.Q then proceed to have interracial kids with five different black fathers

Damn, user. I'd come here to say exactly this. I want to be gangbanged repeatedly, all day long, every day, covered in black cum until that body is literally destroyed.

Find someone to dick me down.

Once I got over the cruel irony of being able to see/touch a hot girl whenever I wanted but not actually fuck her, probably kill myself.

i'd be pretty pissed because i've gone a long ways to become more comfortable with the person I am now

Start brapping obviously

if you want to follow muh gender bender doujinshi after the touching you have to get somebody to rail you and then you realize you like to be fucked and don't want to change back, japs know the shit, they are pros

I never bought that. Presumably you've got the same brain because you haven't lost your identity (you're still aware of who you are, you have your memories, etc.). So all that's going to happen is that you've now got a male brain in a female body, and the life expectancy for people in that situation tends to not be high.

Actually its not, sauce is angelica maria bujna

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this thread is primarily for trannies I think so it still works
still, would impregnate original image

>get one those things FtM's use to fake a bulge
>start cam whoring and pretend to be a tranny
>make a contest where the highest donor gets to fuck me
>live stream it
>as soon as he cums i rip off my fake dick
>mfw i tricked a bunch of tranny chasers into fucking a woman

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>no scars from the drug use
Sounds good to me, my Gf probably wouldn't enjoy the idea of fucking a chick now though.

Listen to music all day

"Hey I have a glass table now, that's neat"

Play with my tits, finger myself, become a gamer girl and make a dumb ammount of money.

The correct post is the first post.

>fap to myself
>get a video camera and film epic porn vids of myself

I WOULD BE UPSET THAT MY UPPER ARM GAINS WERE GONE AND IMMEDIATELY LIFT IN ORDER TO CORRECT THAT. ALSO MOG THE STACIES AT THE GYM.

WHERES MY PP

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She's fucking gorgeous m8. Would definitely impregnate.

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Put my finger in my ass and taste it

Lose weight. That's probably doesn't feel to comfortable

so shave fag

smell my feet
get fat
sell feet pics
become neet and make a living off pathetic foot pigs

Find a mormon or a wignat or some shit with a nice job and then shit out like 10 kids

get boob and butt reduction surgery, dye my hair black. check what the status of my familial and friend relationships is. yadda yadda etc. etc.

>get boob and butt reduction surgery, dye my hair black.

Why would yourseld uglier? That woman has the body of a goddess, and you'd go ruin it? For what reason

because I'm attracted to sticcs and hate blondes brunettes and redheads. give me white hair or black hair fuck any shade of brown.

go to a bar and get fucked by a dozen men, is there any other answer

lesbian sex and camwhoring presumably.

>lesbian sex
isn't it boring af

I like boring and I do know what I enjoy.

get online and make some cold hard cash

Play REmake 2, since it just came out

Take advantage of female privelige, of course.

Become a hooker. Go on tinder and find some rich beta who'd send me money.

loose some weight
take some BBC
fuck some lesbos

>Tattoos
Where do you see them?

yeeeeah boi ez mode activated. free money and stuff incoming fuck off you toxic incels. i will say problematic as much as possible

check for any pads left in the bathroom box.

also, stop eating nose boogers.

I don't know who you are or why you're in my house and I don't care. Wanna use my face as your cushion?

Oh shit I read it as you look "at this". My bad

would sucking a dick be considered gay if you magically transformed into a girl?

Experience orgasms without a refactory period.