I wonder what it would be like dating a robot.
Where would he take me out on dates?
What car does he drive?
Is he interesting and funny?
Can he fuck or is he a virgin?
What would our life together be like?
Where does he live?
Would there be any excitement in our daily lives?
What is his career?
Would my friends approve of him?
Are his friends nice people?
Why THE FUCK is it FUCKING NEVER "would we build an intimate bond and be good companions for each other?"
I would start out with restaurants, movie theaters, going out to coffee or drinks at a bar, lowkey stuff. After that I might move on to some more exciting stuff, concerts, amusement parks, that kind of stuff. Once stuff got serious I would take you to the beach and on cruises.
I drive a Honda Civic.
I don't know that's up to you.
I'm not a virgin but I'm inexperienced. Just be patient with me though. I will get better over time, and I'm a big fan of long foreplay.
It would actually be cool as shit.
Well I'm 21 so at my parents house over breaks and in an apartment at college.
Yes there would be plenty of excitement. I got lots of ideas for cool shit to do, I like drugs quite a bit but I don't do them like every day. I like to fuck a lot too.
Hopefully going into HR work after college.
My friends are really nice people, I have no idea what your friends would think of me though.
Holy shit, OP. That's a complicated way of saying "would he benefit my status?"
data mining thread, move on, don't let these CIA niggers have profiles on you.
You seem like a nice person user.
Why would you date someone who'd drag you down?
>Where would he take me out on dates?
his room
>What car does he drive?
cmon wtf
>Is he interesting and funny?
"no"
>Can he fuck or is he a virgin?
virgin
>What would our life together be like?
pretty good
>Where does he live?
in his moms house
>Would there be any excitement in our daily lives?
yeah all kinds of degrading sexual acts you'd have to perform on a daily basis, that would be exciting right? no traveling or going out or any similar that pathetic crap if you mean that
>What is his career?
neet, but he'll go back to uni one day (according to him)
>Would my friends approve of him?
"no"
>Are his friends nice people?
yeah his mom is really nice
>Why would you date someone who'd drag you down?
Kek
A lot of men are starting to ask themselves that because females are nothing more than a serious drain of resources while offering little in return
God, robots are such losers, this isn't even funny anymore.
I'd have answers for most of these questions that you would *really* like, by the way.
I'll also never have anyone because women let lesbian bloggers tell them how to think.
I dunno, maybe dates like ice skating or something. Ideally I'd like to go hiking or camping or exploring abandoned places with someone. I'm pretty strong and have concealed carry so I'd be able to protecc.
A shitty 06 compact with the rockers rusted out. Best $800 I ever spent three years ago. I'm waiting for the piece of shit to die, better money in savings than tied up in a loan with something that loses half of its value as soon as soon as it leaves the lot.
I dunno.
Still a virgin.
Northeast USA.
Im in software development.
I dunno.
My friends are skeevy stoners and moved states to purchase and consume legally obtained cannabis products.
response to a previous thread that got deleted.
I'm not writing out the same shit in a different format.
take out of that what you will.
>You missed out on teenage love.
ye
>You missed out on teenage sex.
ye
>You missed out on practice gfs.
nay
>You never had a gf.
nay
>You never kissed anybody.
ye
>You never fucked anybody.
ye
>You were never passionately hugged by a girl.
na
>You never even held a girls hand before.
ne
>Why do you think a poor, boring, insecure, inexperienced virgin like yourself could ever keep a girl happy and interested?
because a relationship doesn't revolve around keeping a girl entertained 24/7, and if I do get into a relationship, it should be with someone similar to me in both lifestyle and goals.
Is there anything about you that would make a woman proud to be seen with you?
I feel like I'm bragging, but here goes: I always strive to do the best in w/e it is do, so far that has only involved academics, and as a result of exceeding in them, students/people naturally gravitate towards me, women pick up on these social queues, that indicate to them that I must have some sort of social value/high status, which combined with my (again don't mean to brag) above average looks just naturally draws them to me, as a result I was constantly surrounded by women outside an inside of the classroom (still in an university setting ofc).. anyways what could make a woman prouder, than nabbing the guy all the other girls want.
>Is there anything about you that would earn the her friends respect and approval?
absolutely, but I don't feel like bragging anymore kek
having said all that, put me in a club however or at a party, and I would be the biggest fucking loser you ever saw, a fish literally out of water, but since that is not my scene, and I got at least 6 more years of studying I don't see my prospects dwindling any time soon.
autistic attraction is a hell of a thing.
Samefag here.
I actually have always felt like I would make a great boyfriend if a girl gave me a decent chance and was a little more tolerant of my autism, its just that too many girls get immediately turned off by it and decide it isn't worth it I guess.
This is just a hypothetical, I doubt I'd ever willingly date a girl who visits this place.
>Where would he take me out on dates?
I dunno, whatever's around. There's this Mexican place that's nearby, and while I'm not really that fond of Mexican food, it's pretty ok there in my book. I've always wanted to make it a meeting place for friends since I went there, they have live music nights and good food.
>What car does he drive?
Black Volvo, can't be assed to know the specifics
>Is he interesting and funny?
I don't know
>Can he fuck or is he a virgin?
Virgin, I loathe premarital sex
>What would our life together be like?
You specifically? It wouldn't
>Where does he live?
Not a chance in hell I'm telling this place where I live
>Would there be any excitement in our daily lives?
Refer to question 5
>What is his career?
Personal
>Would my friends approve of him?
N/A
>Are his friends nice people?
Depends on who's perspective it is.
I wonder what it would be like if women actually believed in equality.
Where would she take me out on dates?
What car does she drive?
Is she interesting and funny?
Can she fuck or is she a log?
What would our life together be like?
Where does she live?
Would there be any excitement in our daily lives?
What is her career?
Would my friends approve of her?
Are her friends nice people?
>Where would he take me out on dates?
depends
>What car does he drive?
jeep
>Is he interesting and funny?
kinda funny, not sure abt interesting
>Can he fuck or is he a virgin?
not v experienced
>What would our life together be like?
hopefully good
>Where does he live?
moms house
>Would there be any excitement in our daily lives?
depends on budget
>What is his career?
delivery driver saving up for uni
>Would my friends approve of him?
maybe
>Are his friends nice people?
not really
>Where would he take me out on dates?
cinema if i don't know you well, if i do just walk around the park and talk, talking is better than having something distracting us
>What car does he drive?
lel we go by bus
>Is he interesting and funny?
depends if you have autistic interests and sense of humor
>Can he fuck or is he a virgin?
top lel if you want to fuck on the first date you already rejected me
>What would our life together be like?
me working at home and you doing whatever u want as long as you don't ask me to go out
>Where does he live?
on my house
>Would there be any excitement in our daily lives?
again, depends on you autistic interests
>What is his career?
confidential, i work from home
>Would my friends approve of him?
if you need your friends to approve me you also already rejected me
>Are his friends nice people?
my 2 friends would probably be very awkward talking to you but they're not bad persons
>Where would he take me out on dates?
He wouldn't. Robots only want girls for sex, and they have no idea what else to do besides that.
>What car does he drive?
He doesn't
>Is he interesting and funny?
No.
>Can he fuck or is he a virgin?
Probably a virgin
>What would our life together be like?
Waiting for him to get horny again while he eats your weight in junk food.
>Where does he live?
In the ghetto with his single mother
>Would there be any excitement in our daily lives?
Only when he finally has a heart attack and dies
>What is his career?
Being a jobless, freeloading bum
>Would my friends approve of him?
They better fucking not!
>Are his friends nice people?
Doubtful...
In all honesty, if you found someone who was all of these things, theyd be a Chad, not a robot.
How do you develop such an inflated ego when you're a kissless virgin in your 20s?
Do you believe nobody showing interest in you was your choice or something?
I feel like this is the only reason answer here.
Haha, are you angry your garbage bait thread you spam got removed? Eat shit fatass
but im just being honest unlike the other clowns trying to impress a """""""lady""""""""" :s
>I wonder what it would be like dating a robot.
You decide
>Where would he take me out on dates?
Probably somewhere in town, or on a long flight in the sunset (see below)
>What car does he drive?
2010 mini cooper
>Is he interesting and funny?
How does being a pilot sound
>Can he fuck or is he a virgin?
Virgin of course
>What would our life together be like?
Probably boring, but if the person is committed it could be fun
>Where does he live?
Rural Australia
>Would there be any excitement in our daily lives?
You scared of heights?
>What is his career?
Pilot
>Would my friends approve of him?
Possibly
>Are his friends nice people?
Most of them are Chad's and Stacey's but they somehow accept me
Our first date would have to be bowling and then probably just restaurants and bars. And I drive a 98 accord le v6. I like to think that I'm funny but nobody ever laughs at my jokes. I am a virgin too. Pretty boring. In a 1 bedroom apt. The only excitement would be food and sex. Electrician for a union. Probably not. Don't really have friends.
I'm wealthy, drive a nice car, and my idea of a good date is a long a weekend at a nice cabin in a national forest.
I would never some judgmental cunt like you.
You better have a bmi of less than 20,size c,and European stock before I answer.
>you're not invited user
>I DON'T WANT TO GO TO YOUR STUPID PARTY ANYWAYS
This, in a completely original manner
>you're not invited to the party user, haha, look he's not invited
>ok
>lol, u mad user?
>no, I didn't really want to go anyways
>LOL LOOK HES MAD HES JUST LYING ABOUT IT BECAUSE NO MEANS YES YOURE OBVIOUSLY SOOOOO MAD THAT WE DIDNT INCLUDE YOU EAT SHIT FUCKING INCEL
>ok then
Ok then
Do people actually believe this?
Why would anybody need your data?
It's actually a more complicated way of saying "Let me see how many retards on Jow Forums I can troll."
Do you really think "marketers" *wouldn't* try to datamine Jow Forums and profile its users?
I'm not trolling, you're just insecure user, sorry.
>Where would he take me out on dates?
Nowhere
>What car does he drive?
Nothing
>Is he interesting and funny?
No
>Can he fuck or is he a virgin?
No and yes
>What would our life together be like?
Depressing
>Where does he live?
With his parents
>Would there be any excitement in our daily lives?
If you think waiting for death is exciting, yes
>What is his career?
Corpse
>Would my friends approve of him?
No
>Are his friends nice people?
What friends
Thinly veiled BF application I guess, but I'll bite
>Where would he take me out on dates?
Would be nice to go on a movie date. I often go alone, even to private premiers and screenings
>What car does he drive?
I dont drive
>Is he interesting and funny?
Unknown
>Can he fuck or is he a virgin?
Virgin
>What would our life together be like?
I imagine it would be spent hiking, going out to fancy events, eating at fancy places, and the occasional walk outdoors.
>Where does he live?
US West
>Would there be any excitement in our daily lives?
I would try to spice things up, but I would need input
>What is his career?
I'm studying for CS
>Would my friends approve of him?
Unlikely, women tend to view me as a sexless person
>Are his friends nice people?
Two of three are. The last is my most loyal friend though
>Where would he take me out on dates?
No where
>What car does he drive?
No car
>Is he interesting and funny?
Nope
>Can he fuck or is he a virgin?
Omega virgin
>What would our life together be like?
Terrible
>Where does he live?
With my mommy
>Would there be any excitement in our daily lives?
Nope
>What is his career?
Stay at home son
>Would my friends approve of him?
Nope
>Are his friends nice people?
I have no friends
>Where would he take me out on dates?
Dunno.
>What car does he drive?
No car.
>Is he interesting and funny?
I know a lot of things but my humor relies on Jow Forums.
>Can he fuck or is he a virgin?
Virgin or course.
>What would our life together be like?
Dunno.
>Where does he live?
Mid class apartment, probbaly even better.
>Would there be any excitement in our daily lives?
I doubt it would, many of the things I would like to do aren't possible because of social anxiety, as people see them as retarded, cheesy, infantile or whatever. I'd like to have someone tha somehow made me feel comfortable to do these things, but I doubt there is, and if there is I guess she would not see anything special or would directly be bored.
>What is his career?
Engineering. It doesn't matter which one.
>Would my friends approve of him?
They would find me boring. I wouldn't talk too much with them either.
>Are his friends nice people?
Yes, they are.
>Where would he take me out on dates?
very rarely he does, most likely you are just eating McDonald's in your car in the dark once a month if that
>What car does he drive?
he doesn't drive, if he does he has a commuter car like a Prius or corolla, but most likely you will drive both of you everywhere assuming you actually convince him to hang out with you
>Is he interesting and funny?
Maybe at first, you find his misanthropic ways cute and fun, his tendency towards apathy adorable, but eventually they become annoying and make him intolerable
>Can he fuck or is he a virgin?
Either way he's very selfish and sex is over when he cums if he cums at all. Most likely he will just not be in the mood to have fun at your expense
>What would our life together be like?
Something you can only imagine, due to his inability and unwillingness to spend any meaningful time on your relationship
>Where does he live?
With his parents
>Would there be any excitement in our daily lives?
It's fun and games in the beginning until you realize it's simply that, a game. And when he gets tired of playing you're out of a partner.
>What is his career?
Assuming he is able to hold down a job, probably something that causes him undue stress that he refuses to resolve. Maybe contract work at a tech company
>Would my friends approve of him?
No, and after you tell them about his missteps and increasingly erratic behavior they probably will come to resent him
>Are his friends nice people?
Assuming he has any, he will never let you meet them, especially if any of them are women. He also probably is friends with his oneitis on social media and likes all her pictures. You are probably dating because you remind him of her in some way.
t. Bitter and dating a robutt
>Where would he take me out on dates?
Probably food. What else is there to do? Movies? I can pirate that shit and watch it at home for F R E E
>What car does he drive?
My parents car
>Is he interesting and funny?
If you think spending basically every waking hour on the internet interesting
>Can he fuck or is he a virgin?
A robot is a virgin by definition. It's a shame there's so many normalfags these past couple of years that people have forgotten this
>What would our life together be like?
Like 2 people living together who pool resources together and fuck I guess
I got too bored of this topic after the last one, that's all you get thot
Holy fuck this is me but not me because I'm not dating anyone.
Uncanny.
If you're tired of him and you're willing to dye your hair to look like my oneitis I'll be your next bf.
lol sorry user I will most likely join a convent if we break up, in the event that I don't eventually try to trap him with a baby.
I am sure you will find a nice anonette to ruin one day.
>I'm sorry
You're not.
>ruin one day
But all my internet gfs said I'm the perfect boyfriend this isn't fair.
Assuming i was in my ideal place in life:
>Where would he take me out on dates?
Ideally, whomever I date is someone I can have fun with just talking to, so we could do anything as a date and enjoy our time together, but I like eating and hiking, so I'd probably want to do one (or both) of those things. Actually, doing off-trail hiking and looking at phenomenal views with someone I really like sounds like perfection.
>What car does he drive?
I really want a Tesla, even if it's just the cheap sort. I'm not a super big car person though, so I'd just drive whatever won't break down.
>Is he interesting and funny?
i'd like to think so, I have an extremely wide range of interests. Any girl I date is going to be one that appreciates my sense of humor, so obviously i'd be funny to them.
>Can he fuck or is he a virgin?
I'm technically a virgin, but I've fooled around with a girl once, and I could definitely pull a tinder date if I wanted to, but I'm only interested in fucking people I have emotional investment in. I also really get off to the idea of getting other people off so I think that'd be a plus for my partner.
>What would our life together be like?
I work from home, so we'd probably hang a lot, do a lot of home activities together (gardening, exploring, cooking, etc). I want to live in a small town, so I'd like to see us contribute to the town as well, participate in its politics and help with events and stuff.
>Where does he live?
New Hampshire is where i want to live, currently living it up in commiefornia
>Would there be any excitement in our daily lives?
Not daily, no. I'm pretty laid back. Excitement is good sometimes, but not good all the time, I'd rather a life that was occasionally exciting and mostly stable, than a life that's exciting often but stressful.
>What is his career?
Mathematician and/or artist
>Would my friends approve of him?
hopefully
>Are his friends nice people?
the nicest
You sound like my ex
Maybe it's just because you're from california
please delete this, i hate this state and don't want to hear that i give off a cali vibe ;_;
I just meant that you're from Cali and like walking/hiking but I guess the same could be said of most girls that live there
Idk she said she did some stuff with a girl before me but it doesn't matter
You big dumb retard, you're replying to a man oreganole
I fit some of this, but I don't know which stuff you consider essential.
I'd be a pussy licking, butthole licking slave. I'd just do them without asking. You could let mighty men fuck you as well, as long as I had a goddess to worship.
I know I am
Girls don't exist here
I'm a guy user, not a girl talking about an ideal guy, i'm sure there are plenty of guys like me
Oh, so you're into the legion way of things. I see.
>where would he take me out on dates?
Nope, shut in
>what car does he drive?
No car
>is he interesting or funny?
I have my moments time to time (rare may they be
>can he fuck or is he a virgin?
Virgin
>what would our life together be like?
Sitting around doing nothing, maybe talking time to time
>where does he live
A house
>would their be any excitement in our lives?
Nah
>what is his career?
NEET
>would my friends approve of him?
Probably not
>are his friends nice people?
I have 2 friends and they are both online we chat semi daily
I want to fill this out.. Seems kind of fun.
>Where would he take me out on dates?
Probably mostly walks at night, long drives and short trips to cities nearby, lots of comfy empty late evening subway and mcdonalds and some fancy restaurants I like
>What car does he drive?
He has a classic BMW as a weekend car and he's looking for a good daily driver to replace his Volvo
>Is he interesting and funny?
According to others yeah, according to himself probably average
>Can he fuck or is he a virgin?
Neither really
>What would our life together be like?
Very comfortable and cozy, with the both of them getting really involved in each other and turning into a great couple
>Where does he live?
Luxembourg
>Would there be any excitement in our daily lives?
Sure, he'd spice things up once in a while, but he'd rather focus on the small joys of life
>What is his career?
Aeronautical maintenance tech
>Would my friends approve of him?
How would he know, and why should she care?
>Are his friends nice people?
Yes
user i dont know what this means can you please help me
Ever played New Vegas?
no, and i don't know anything about it
ravioli ravioli give me the formuoli
Oh, well it's a rumor in-game that the legion only fuck the female slaves for reproduction, if you know what I mean.
Whether it's actually true or just an NCR myth is going to start a flame war on some boards.
>Where would he take me out on dates?
Depends much on the girl, but as rule the less people the better
>What car does he drive?
Implying I have one
>Is he interesting and funny?
Enough so to get friend-zone attempts by girls with bf
>Can he fuck or is he a virgin?
I can fuck, but doubtful that you are into the kinky stuff I like
>What would our life together be like?
comfy and trusting if possible, shit that you find boring
>Where does he live?
urban apartment in a shitty area. Good excuse to not let you leave the house alone desu
>Would there be any excitement in our daily lives?
I live in "interesting times" as in the apocryphal chinese curse. As a rule I do abhor excitement but get it house-delivered anyway
>What is his career?
NEET with IT certs, why the fuck are you dreaming of a robot if that is an important consideration?
>Would my friends approve of him?
My personality? Surprising enough probably yes.
My lifestyle? lolno. "Toxic and you can do better"
>Are his friends nice people?
No, those few that are not ex-gfs or at best acquaintances are not "nice" people. Some of them are objectively bad people desu. They however trust me and got my back. If you would try cheat on me with one of them, they will probably tap that, but snitch on you before you are dressed again. A better result than most "nice people" friends net you imo.
"what kind of car does he drive" gold digging whore
I wouldn't date you because you are fat.
>where would he take me on dates
Whatever gay shit you like
>what car does he drive
A shitbox
>is he interesting and funny
No
>can he fuck or is he a virgin
I fuck hookers plenty but I'd say I'm still shit at it
>what would our life together be like
Shit and abusive
>where does he live
A ghetto
>would there be any excitement in our daily lives
Depends if you find catching a stumbling drunk exciting
>what is his career
Bricklayer
>would my friends approve of him
No
>are his frienss nice people
As friendly as alcoholics and druggies can be
I'm really not made for relationships.
>Where would he take me out on dates?
the movies or some cliche shit
>What car does he drive?
hurts brah
>Is he interesting and funny?
i like to think im kinda funny but im not really that interesting
>Can he fuck or is he a virgin?
im on r9k bitch
>What would our life together be like?
good i hope
>Where does he live?
at my parents, but in a nice place
>Would there be any excitement in our daily lives?
i wasn't aware that you had to be exited every day, but if the chick wants this, i could try and accommodate that for her
>What is his career?
haha
>Would my friends approve of him?
no
>Are his friends nice people?
dont have any
I don't understand the appeal of being in a relationship and after having had sex I can honestly say its an overrated experience.
Don't you ever want to fall in love and experience the full scope of enjoyment?
I'm most likely not allowed to call myself a robot but i'll still do this just for fun.
>Where would he take me out on dates?
Probably would start of with somewhere fun just to get rid of the tension and make it easier to open up. There is a really cute circus that would be nice, if the person liked music i would probably take them to a festival or concert. Later that day or on a second date i would i probably ask the person if we could chill out and get to know each other at a cafe.
>What car does he drive?
I'm only 18 so i am taking my drivers licence at the moment and i will be driving a newer volvo as well as a very cute old fiat from the 60's that i share with my mother.
Is he interesting and funny?
I think i'm interesting, i would say that some of the best things with me is that i am self aware and think differently/creatively which always is good when talking to people. Also i'm not afraid of opening up or looking silly which i think often is the reason why people think i'm funny.
>Can he fuck or is he a virgin?
Well ofc. Though i have never actually done it, i have been in a relationship but i never did it, though i really don't mind desu. It's good either way for me because i think it's mostly about just knowing that someone trusts you or wants to share something.
>What would our life together be like?
"Our". Well i guess that our life would be pretty exciting. There would probably be a lot of changes often though because I'm intending to move and start studying at a university, i would guess that you would maybe also do so or maybe you would work depending on how old you are. I personally like to save money so i can do fun things like traveling with people I like.
>Where does he live?
At the moment i live in Sweden. I really like it here and would not mind staying, at the same time it would be fun to travel and try and live in another country like France, the US or UK, Japan or Korea.
>Would there be any excitement in our daily lives?
There would probably be some excitement like going out and doing stuff but if i'm gonna be realistic, ofc not every single day but at least some days of the week. I don't know what you find exciting but i would probably look forward to cuddling or going to a home party.
>What is his career?
I invest in stocks and give financial advice. I have plans to work some years at a investment bank in Stockholm for like two years then i will either work at the swedish central bank or i will study fashion or some kind of literature degree because i'm interested in poetry as well as philosophy and classic books.
>Would my friends approve of him?
I absolutely think they would approve of me depending on how old you are because something tells me you might be older than me.
Are his friends nice people?
My friends are really nice. I mostly hang out with three groups of people, my economics friends who are really respectful but they mostly just know sport related stuff, my art friends who i party with and my engineer/science friends who are really nice and open but a bit too excited at times.
Fuck this thread. Obvious larp but i'll play
>Where would he take me out on dates?
He wouldn't take you out anywhere because he's too afraid of public places and driving.
>What car does he drive?
See above.
>Is he interesting and funny?
If you find autism interesting/funny, maybe.
>What would our life together be like?
fuck this isn't even funny anymore
>Where does he live?
With his parents.
>Would there be any excitement in our daily lives?
Maybe, but not on your part.
>What is his career?
NEET
>Would my friends approve of him?
Very doubtful.
>Are his friends nice people?
He doesn't have any friends.
>Where would he take me out on dates?
Rarely but when he does it would be either awkward and/or boring
>What car does he drive?
Cheap second hand shitbox
>Is he interesting and funny?
Unless you have an understanding of his personality type then Yea probably
>Can he fuck or is he a virgin?
Good chance he is a virgin otherwise if he could fuck it would be because he has hired a lot of escorts
>What would our life together be like?
Boring
>Where does he live?
Cheap 1 bedroom apartment
>Would there be any excitement in our daily lives?
Don't get your hopes up too high
>What is his career?
Either unemployed neet or if you are lucky a high tech job working with computers
>Would my friends approve of him?
No
>Are his friends nice people?
He most likely doesn't have any friends
Because they don't want to be intimate, they just wanna go fuck someone else and not be guilty about it.
>I wonder what it would be like dating a robot.
>Where would he take me out on dates?
Into the woods to lay down and masturbate together
>What car does he drive?
Black Cockmobile
>Is he interesting and funny?
Very introverted, will only cause suspicion and a creeped out feeling
>Can he fuck or is he a virgin?
Still a virgin, deformed spine, can't fuck
>What would our life together be like?
We'd have to go out of our way to be apart since I'd run out of anything to say after a minute, it'd be awkward to be alone together too much
>Where does he live?
With parents
>Would there be any excitement in our daily lives?
If someone rings the doorbell, I run to my noose and wait for them to go away, or else I'll hang myself if they enter or persist in knocking
>What is his career?
Master Batesman
>Would my friends approve of him?
No
>Are his friends nice people?
Imaginary ones, yes
>there will never be any single XX-female saying HELL YES, THAT ONE and ask for contact
>bored girls who already have a bf might do it just to fuck with you
This.
You are wise.
OP seems like a materialist cunt
>>Where would he take me out on dates?
I'd love to take her on nightwalks, biking together, mountain hiking maybe in the summer
>>What car does he drive?
I drive my dads car :(
>>Is he interesting and funny?
I don't know, maybe? I have few but close friends so i can't really tell
>>Can he fuck or is he a virgin?
I'm a virgin, but i'd fuck you so hard you wouldn't be able to walk the next morning :)
>>What would our life together be like?
Wholesome, have kids, live in a house with a nice garden, not some rat cage apartment,
>>Where does he live?
Poland
>>Would there be any excitement in our daily lives?
My life is exciting enough for me, i find joy in the little things, i'm the glass is half full kinda guy.
>>What is his career?
My dad is a carpenter and i some experience, now im studying accounting
>>Would my friends approve of him?
Yes ? i hope so, why not
>>Are his friends nice people?
Yes but weirdos, the weirdest one is a crazy that is obsessed about fucking rats and racoons and is constantly sexually harassing me and making >weird noises, but he's still a funny guy and i like him.
>Where would he take me out on dates?
Nowhere
>What car does he drive?
He can't drive
>Is he interesting and funny?
No
>Can he fuck or is he a virgin?
Virgin
>What would our life together be like?
Boring
>Where does he live?
With his mom
>Would there be any excitement in our daily lives?
No
>What is his career?
NEET
>Would my friends approve of him?
Most likely not
>Are his friends nice people?
He doesn't have any friends
Wtf nearly 3/4 of you sound like you are worth a date.
Damn robots are nicer then expected
Where are u from user? Looking for a gf?
>tfw no femanon to take on a date to my shitty flat to get drunk and watch anime and maybe have sexual intercourse
>What car does he drive?
driving a car
kek
Well I went on a date with a robot. Our moms work together and they forced it on us. And it went like this
>Where did he take me out on dates?
It was his choice, he's the guy and we went bowling.
>What car does he drive?
He drives but it was his moms car. I didn't mind. It was some SUV
>Is he interesting and funny?
Was weird he talked in the car, like telling me before hand what road we were on or we're gonna make a left or right turn. Then he kept telling me how to bowl, like I needed to be a pro or something.
>Can he fuck or is he a virgin?
I have no idea and don't care.
>What would our life together be like?
Uh, live at his parents, eat chili dogs and bowling?
>Where does he live?
His parents got a really, really big house and he said he has his own door to the outside.
>Would there be any excitement in our daily lives?
I doubt it. He would tell me, like way before, when we would turn right or left and that took the mystery out of it.
>What is his career?
>Would my friends approve of him?
I think so but only because he's a guy and they haven't had any guys ask them out either.
>Are his friends nice people?
His moms nice, I know nothing about his friends or if he has any. He did introduce me to the guy that got our bowling shoes for us but he was kinda creepy though.
I'm not so sure how you find someone to marry when it goes like this.
>"he is the guy"
>meh not mysterious
>meh not exciting
>remembers creepy guy nearly more than the date
Sitting back and thinking "keep me entertained, male" reeee.
You sound like a good single mother to jamals kid in the making, honestly.
How do you get all that out of my date?
I asked him things and he ignored. He gave me constant bowing tips and I used them (didn't help) and he got kinda agitated I didn't knock many down.
Once when he announced an upcoming turn oncoming traffic was close, I winced and he turned anyway to horns blaring so I guess there was some excitement.
I don't even know any single mothers and that is not in my plan to be one and you have to have sex first anyway.
To answer these
No
His moms if any
No
No
3 days of shit until you leave for good reasons
Also his moms
No
Also no
No
Lol friends nice one
If you want decent folk go look for them somewhere else. There isnt a single half decent person here, thats kind of the point.