Risk thread 2: Small dick boogaloo

*late

not at all, we haven't started yet

>Kingdom of Jerusalem
>Israel
>Blue

The north is going to be pretty cramped

Empire of Yemen
Yemen
any color

which is why I keep begging people to start in the south. If anyone wants Togo I'll relocate to Mozambique

I will cgange

SA or Togo?

Im changing to Mali
>Brown, grgray purple or Orange
>Alberto Barbosa
>tart inMali

alright I'll move to mozambique

>waifu coalition
>pink
>Madagascar

Please fren

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you might be a little fucker there

My phine is really malfunctionung and pressing everyhere and its impodible to type correctly.
please try to decipher what i mean, critical letters i might have trouble typing are w s q and the digit one.
I also might be slower to reply
Sometimes it works better other times its impossible to type basic sentences

based everything

Can someone host another map?

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It's a different mode honest

>Rat Kingdom
>Dark Red
>Somalia

so you're still going for that meme?

Yes, yes I am

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uh i'll decide the name later
anywhere
any color

Depending on how long this lasts I may be able to host after this thread

>game hasn't started yet
reeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

also
plox no catalogging or forcing rolls

there isn't even a pink

cataloging?

this
if someone keeps getting dubs or trips ban them

Its getting late and i probably wont be able to finish this game.
Better to not join than quit i gueςς.
ςee ya.

You can basically force gets

How does one "force rolls"?

I know mang but it's still boring because the scenario is the same

K user I'm counting on you

What ever colour then, I don’t mind, any will do

I guess

whomstve ready to be christianized?!
youtu.be/oUc_oHEw_9M

bye-bye moor

ask to teach you

Mupdate 1

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Expand westward immediately, city

Occupy Morocco

ok

Fill Egypt

move towards the city
>just Wakanda not WaKANGda

Fill Israel, spills Cyprus then Turkey

Completely take Madagascar, expand into east Africa with any left overs

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fill Yemen, spills on Oman

this is a PALI not a 0

Expand to the city

Nope, this a pali

blocked by Egypt, 34 spill.

the fucking jews man, every fucking time.

fuck wrong reply ignore first one

B A S E D

I was about to say, how can I be blocked by Egypt

everyone gets a good fucking roll but me

The mupdate also had a good roll

I didn't get a good one either

ye but it was a fucking mupdate not my roll.

It's just not fair :(

you gonna roll?

skip that nigga he's rrted

fuck it prolly

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this board is so fucking slow

>5 posts a minute

rolling to push to the west coast

I like it

ah shit I'm cool now

How do we keep track of the city bonuses? Finish Morocco

Finish Egypt, Invade Greece if spills

finish up cCc TÜRKIYE cCc then move on to Greece.

And I'm still in the loser club

Finish My region

fill Yemen, spills on the city in Saudi

>Yemen
*Oman

Fill east Africa, any spill in to the south, Gill the east first

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There's a little bar below the city icon that fills as a bonus is filled, It's badly explained in the rules segment.

in the interests of keeping this game competitive I suggest you move into Europe while you have time

Fill Somalia

Fixed name, I have +6, not +2.

wait nevermind, I'm dumb, it is +2

I’m on +3

5 spill

nigga what according to my calculations you have a big ol' +0

counted

Might go to Spain actually, we'll see

yeah I've just looked at shit don't know where he got that. Either was atleast a 3 spill

Greater India
Green
Pakistan

Just spilled Somalia to Sudan

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maybe bcz he has city he thought he had 2

hold on let me add you, take your turn as if you were in the mupdate

Expand to the nearest city

Finish Egypt, invade CHAD

Finish My region

Finish Morocco, then invade Spain

fill the states I'm occupying and then push to Chadian city. Spill to Cameroon

fuck you stole my get

Finish filling east Africa, spill west, cut off Southern Africa from anyone else

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fill Greece spills the Syria/Iraqi hyperstate

those t*rks abouta finna be CHRISTIANIZED

aren't "about" and "finna" redundant in that sentence?

this is funny