Anybody else want to leave behind a big, bloody mess and traumatize some people?

Who would you like to commit suicide in front of and how would you make it messy?

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Taurus Judge Magnum with PDX-1 rounds.

My suicide fantasies revolve around dying in some wild beautiful place where no one will find me. I often envy the Iceman mummy, who was frozen and thawed every year for thousands of years before we found him. I can't imagine a better fate than being some ancient skeleton some kids find, all grown over with roots and vines and flowers.

If I ever go out, I'm going to pour gasoline on myself, tie a noose around my neck, and then light myself up as I jump from the third story of my old highschool. The pain relief from the painkillers will certainly help me balls up, and my neck will likely snap instantly. Just gotta make sure I use industrial brand rope so it doesn't break.

Fastforward one month later: Bullies tell kid "why don't you become a christmas tree like that faggot hahaha". Nothing changes, no body cares. The teachers will constantly make speeches on the PA and send kids to in school counseling to reinforce the belief that it wasn't the school or the teacher's fault and user just had mental problems. No one will take responsibility, no one will care.

>rent large wood chipper
>drive up and park next to some kind of crowd
>bonus is its a televised event
>aim chipper
>start chipper
>do something dramatic to get attention
>dive in head first

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Kek, yell "black lives don't matter, fuck niggers"

Do this

Origin and tonic

>swallow mildly powerful explosives
>go to a fancy resturant
>have a nice meal
>when finished, pull your seat back, undo your tie and jacket and puff your belly out
>loudly exclaim MY GOSH I AM FULL, WHAT A MEAL, IM JUST ABOUT READY TO BURST
>detonate

I'd rather traumatize people through my suicide note. I constantly fantasize of martyring myself and calling out all female privilege and male inequality. Out of my death, you will all find girlfriends once they realize their immoral behavior.

How would you swallow them though desu

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I would go for the high score

>Who would you like to commit suicide in front of and how would you make it messy?
I want to make a suicide cult and then make them die, see the aftermath and die myself.

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just swallow lots of small ones, and maybe wear a metal plate in the back of your shirt so the viscera is all ejected in the right direction for the prank to work

kek
I wish you luck with your endeavors

CHECK AND SEE IF YOUR BRAIN CHEMICALS ARE IMBALANCED FIRST. HAPPENED TO ME AND I FEEL OKAY NOW. LOOK AT ME, user, I AM HAVING A GREAT TIME /LONGPOSTING/. YOU SHOULD CONSIDER WHAT YOU'RE HERE ON EARTH FOR, FRIENDO!

I would go right up to and tell him I'll always love you before blowing my brains out

solid kek, nigger

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Everyone will think your an entitled cunt

Gayly or straightly?

Nice trips. Your post made me laugh actually.

I'm basically the opposite, I just want to go missing and never be found.

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Someone post the screencap from Jow Forums about the guy wanting to kill people with a sword.

Jumping off the U.S Bank Tower in LA

>dress up as santa during christmas time
>wear some extra weights uner your costume if you are skinny
>go mall's highest floor
>tie long rope to your neck
>tie another, bit longer rope to your leg
>tie both ropes to railing, pillar etc.
>jump

>if everything goes right, you will be decapitated
>hang upside down spraying blood over shopping normies
>traumatize kids for life

Nah, I'd rather do the opposite:

First I buy a shotgun, some really good heroin and a shovel. I drive into a remote area, leave my car and just keep walking till I'm at least 200km away from civilization. I prepare my heroin and shotgun, dig a shallow grave, get in the grave, Cover it up until just before my arms. Take the hit from the needle. Get the shotgun and when I'm either peaking or coming down I pull the trigger.

Then my body is feast for birds, worms, ants, maggots and my energy is spread throughout the world.

Pretty patrician tbf