>if you give an inch >they'll take a foot lol cuck'd
also no, you might have OCD. have your parents get you therapy
Henry Clark
>you might have OCD In the words of Eminem from Cleanin' Out My Closet "My whole life I was made to believe I was sick when I wasn't"
Michael Morgan
>eminem is perfectly OK mentally I'm going to have to fact check that one and get back to you
Liam Cook
In his verified annotation, he wrote: "I really do have O.C.D. it's not funny bitch." Despite the fact that he had to clear things up, Eminem has actually opened up about his OCD in the past. Back in 2013 he spoke to Rolling Stone magazine about the disorder: "I think my OCD is getting worse. It's self-diagnosed. Once I got sober I started noticing shit about myself. Like running on the treadmill. If I had it in my mind that I needed to burn 500 calories, I hit that exact number. "And with my music, I can tweak it forever to get it right, making changes no one else would even notice. But I don't know if it was always there and it was just repressed with drugs."
Hmmmmmmm
Connor Barnes
>And with my music, I can tweak it forever to get it right Just like Aspies are rocket scientists and chess masters Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Josiah Martinez
Whatever kid. If you're not going to get therapy, go to church. Jesus loves you.
God is real. I hope that you decide to actually follow the scientific method and see if prayer actually works.
Leo Hall
What has praying done for you? Not the guy you were talking to.
Kevin Powell
I used to think that the world was an unchangeable mess. When I couldn't take any more, I looked up suicide methods and decided that it would be best to just end it with a cyanide perchlorate solution. I prayed for God to send me someone who would understand, and immediately someone sat down next to me and we had a conversation. I decided not to kill myself after that. When I reflected back on my life and thought about what made me a success before, the answer was prayer. I always had people praying for me. Prayer has showed me an invisible side to the universe. There is a Father that loves you so much, that all you need to do is ask, and he will give you the power to do anything if your heart is in the right place.
If you pray for forgiveness you'll naturally stop committing those sins. If you pray to accomplish something you'll naturally start working at that. If you pray for good things to happen to people you'll naturally start doing good things for other people.
Juan Jackson
Inexplicable things, Anonymous. >I prayed for God to send me someone who would understand, and immediately someone sat down next to me and we had a conversation.
Noah Evans
>I prayed for God to send me someone who would understand Then why does that virtually never happen? All signs point to you getting lucky.
>he will give you the power to do anything if your heart is in the right place. So the kids who pray for their parents to stop renting them out to pedophiles and who end up killing themselves just aren't moral enough? Great excuse, not only does it divert blame from god to the victim, it also makes lucky people believe that they deserve what they get so they don't have to feel bad about being better off.
There is enough on Earth for man's need, but not enough for his greed.
Carson Smith
When they came to the crowd, a man approached Jesus and knelt before him. "Lord, have mercy on my son," he said. "He has seizures and is suffering greatly. He often falls into the fire or into the water. I brought him to your disciples, but they could not heal him." "You unbelieving and perverse generation," Jesus replied, "how long shall I stay with you? How long shall I put up with you? Bring the boy here to me." Jesus rebuked the demon, and it came out of the boy, and he was healed at that moment. Then the disciples came to Jesus in private and asked, "Why couldn't we drive it out?" He replied, "Because you have so little faith. Truly I tell you, if you have faith as small as a mustard seed, you can say to this mountain, 'Move from here to there,' and it will move. Nothing will be impossible for you." Early in the morning, as Jesus was on his way back to the city, he was hungry. Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. Then he said to it, "May you never bear fruit again!" Immediately the tree withered. When the disciples saw this, they were amazed. "How did the fig tree wither so quickly?" they asked. Jesus replied, "Truly I tell you, if you have faith and do not doubt, not only can you do what was done to the fig tree, but also you can say to this mountain, 'Go, throw yourself into the sea,' and it will be done. If you believe, you will receive whatever you ask for in prayer." Matthew 17:14-20, 21:18-22
Luke Rogers
Just noticed: in that image God did a thumbs up kid, which is another meme body movement. Picard face palm would be another one.
Based on anyone who gives a thumbs up or does a face palm is mentally ill.
Owen Morales
If it's compulsive behavior, you troglodyte.
Austin Sanchez
>I prayed for God to send me someone who would understand, and immediately someone sat down next to me and we had a conversation. Not either of those guys but I wish this was true. As a lifelong atheist/agnostic I went to Church three times last December. I never knew how to pray but I read Matthew and learned the one prayer Jesus gives there ("thy kingdom come, thy will be done", don't know how it goes in English).
I guess I wasn't exactly specific in my prayer but the general idea was there; I was asking for help. Nothing happened. I had another mental breakdown in January, and I continued to feel the urge to cut. I spent two hours completely incapacitated, crying on the floor. Nothing happened.
Believing that God is an external deity that can somehow solve your problems is the biggest meme of religion. There is no bearded old man sitting in the clouds, there is no magical power to help you. People just interpret the Bible way too literally.
Elijah Scott
You have to surrender to God for him to be able to do anything. You can't expect to get help when you go in with your dukes up.
Brayden Cooper
I went there as a humbled man. Since then, I feel humbled any time I as much as pass a church or a cross. Going in, the most I expected was nothing to happen. When I got out I was filled with hope. Pic related -- My mental health has only been deteriorating since.
Probably if it's a real compulsion and you do it inappropriately such as in public
Gavin Richardson
Like I said, I've realized God isn't an external object. My interpretation is that the Bible is a philosophical work (at least, Matthew is), and prayer is a sort of meditation. Like said; The things you do depend almost solely on you, and whatever doesn't is just coincidence. This also gives the whole thing some purpose -- People are not asking some whimsical creature to wave its magic wand (which is laziness and/or naivety at best), they're meditating so that they will be able to achieve their goals (which is noble and aims to improve the person through personal tribulations).
Juan Rodriguez
Prayer is not meditation. Meditation is good, but long prayers aren't heard better. Good prayers are fast. You can ask your mom for toast, and she'd cut it for you. She wouldn't give you a piece of shit. You still seem to be fighting something. Without Jesus, there is no peace. I hope that you do find peace.
I'll find peace when I move out, get a shitbox, and when I decide I've had enough, I'll find peace. There is no peace for me in this world, I know this, but perhaps there might be in the next one.
Thomas Johnson
So pic related is fine so long as you don't do it in public.
>you suffered immensely alone and prayers left unanswered as you were delivered into more misery >I was there to help xD you didn't notice
fuck this boomer tier fairytale garbage
Jordan Diaz
I didn't want to respond with this tone but the message is still true. The answer always seems to be there's something wrong with you. Which is obvious; otherwise I wouldn't be attending holy mass for the first time in my life, and reading texts of a religion I've never had anything to do with.
Gavin Morales
"See that you do not despise one of these little ones. For I tell you that their angels in heaven always see the face of my Father in heaven." Don't be freaky.
Grayson Young
When I'm listening to hype music in the car, sometimes I'll point my finger out towards the passenger side window as though I were aiming a gun. Usually this works best when there's a turn or roundabout, since it looks like I'm doing some impressive turning/shooting move.