I fell for the sitting down to piss meme

>be me
>currently at work
>taking a small break to piss
>decide to sit down because I heard it was easier and way better to do it this way
>release the stream
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>start feeling something wrong down there
>look down
>realize that I just fucking pissed on my balls

FUCK YOU ALL FOR TELLING ME THAT SITTING DOWN TO PISS WAS THE BEST WAY IT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE GOOD FOR ALL I CARE BUT I'M NOT A FUCKING SMALL DICKED KEK, DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD THAT FEELING OF PISSING ON YOUR BALLS IS ?! I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO WASH OFF THIS SHAME OFF MY BALLS
DON'T BE LIKE ME GUYS AND DON'T LISTEN TO THOSE FAGGOTS TELLING YOU TO SIT TO PISS

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How can you be too stupid to piss sitting down?

Sitting down to piss is for small dicked fags

>taking something said on r9k seriously
There's your first problem.

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That was not my point

Are you insinuating that I'm too retarded to piss sitting down ? If so then how the fuck was I supposed to know that I could piss on my balls. Having big balls is a curse

You can't do it if you have a small penis.

It's way more hygienic to do it sitting down but if you're insecure about your masculinity you'll probably feel like a woman.

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I sincerely love Vanilla

Here is the problem tho, my balls are always sagging. Idk if it's normal but it's pretty annoying most of the time I thought nothing of it until today

>Liking Vanilla
Get the fuck off my board

How do you piss on your balls? My dick always hits water.
The state of this simp

I think that's because my balls are sagging, that's it robots I'm done for. Never touched pussy once in my life and my body is already deteriorating

I know that fell. After a bit of walking, i always end up with one ball on each side of the leg. If they're not small, it looks pretty badass though.
>How do you piss on your balls?
From the splash i'd imagine. It happens to me all the time if i just let it flow, the piss is splashing all over my balls, ass and thighs.

>have long balls
>always sat down
You don't know this feel

I actually straight up pissed on my balls because of their size, I don't want them anymore

Why are you inflicting this upon yourself user

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I've been pissing sitting down my whole life. Why do Westerners stand up and do it?

It's about temperature, if it's warm they'll sag and if it's cold they'll get shrivelled up.

How do you do this? I dont do it sitting down but whenever i take shits i always piss a couple seconds later and there wouldnt be any problem.

They are always sagging tho, there are only a few times in my life where I remember seeing them not sagging

I don't know, might be because women are the ones who sit to piss
You need a big pair of balls, like really big or a clit for a dick

You can use them as a weapon in the upcoming gender war. Or to beat you wife/government-issued catgirl. Hold on to them.

How how fucking droopy are ur balls

Don't know how I could describe it but they reach the upper half of my thighs easy and it stops a little under the bottom half

How did this never happen to you before?
Do you always stand up to piss while shitting or do you shit while standing?

When I feel the urge to piss when I shit I just stand up and piss then sit back down to finish the job. It never felt right to sit when I piss

i sit to piss all the time and find no problem. You ONLY think you've been tricked,

You literally don't know what you're angry at, roach.

Your thread is shit.
Delet

>I sit to piss all the time
Ah ha, basedboy

Spare a thought for those who have it worse. You know nothing of this man's pain.

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Fuck off trumptard. Its good for your health.

The only time I sit down to piss is when I am taking a dump. Its not natural for a male to sit to piss.

I cannot piss in public urinals with people around

Holy shit, OP you have nothing in comparison to this fella.

>trumptard
>good for your health
Truly the greatest degenerate this world has ever seen, hope you piss on your balls, if you have any, faggot

I'm a fucking manlet compared to this unit but this doesn't mean that I'm not suffering too having big balls is a serious problem

I can't really pee while standing unless I'm super drunk so yeah.
It's not THAT hard to sit down.

>I can't pee while standing
We've reached levels of manlet that I thought impossible to reach before

Don't you guys already piss sitting while taking a shit?

>I just fucking pissed on my balls

You must have the smallest shortest dick if you pissed on your own balls. I can tell you that the end of my dick hangs lower than my balls because of the natural length and position that it's in while flaccid. This is how it is for most people. You just have a tiny dick OP!!!

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Or you just have tiny balls.

>pissed himself
you must have a real small dick user , i always piss sit down , my dick is goes further that my bals so i don't care