>be me >currently at work >taking a small break to piss >decide to sit down because I heard it was easier and way better to do it this way >release the stream >feelsgoodman.jpg >start feeling something wrong down there >look down >realize that I just fucking pissed on my balls
FUCK YOU ALL FOR TELLING ME THAT SITTING DOWN TO PISS WAS THE BEST WAY IT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE GOOD FOR ALL I CARE BUT I'M NOT A FUCKING SMALL DICKED KEK, DO YOU KNOW HOW BAD THAT FEELING OF PISSING ON YOUR BALLS IS ?! I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO WASH OFF THIS SHAME OFF MY BALLS DON'T BE LIKE ME GUYS AND DON'T LISTEN TO THOSE FAGGOTS TELLING YOU TO SIT TO PISS
Are you insinuating that I'm too retarded to piss sitting down ? If so then how the fuck was I supposed to know that I could piss on my balls. Having big balls is a curse
Brayden Russell
You can't do it if you have a small penis.
It's way more hygienic to do it sitting down but if you're insecure about your masculinity you'll probably feel like a woman.
Here is the problem tho, my balls are always sagging. Idk if it's normal but it's pretty annoying most of the time I thought nothing of it until today
Landon Perry
>Liking Vanilla Get the fuck off my board
Brayden Fisher
How do you piss on your balls? My dick always hits water. The state of this simp
Luke Ortiz
I think that's because my balls are sagging, that's it robots I'm done for. Never touched pussy once in my life and my body is already deteriorating
Dominic Clark
I know that fell. After a bit of walking, i always end up with one ball on each side of the leg. If they're not small, it looks pretty badass though. >How do you piss on your balls? From the splash i'd imagine. It happens to me all the time if i just let it flow, the piss is splashing all over my balls, ass and thighs.
Eli Wilson
>have long balls >always sat down You don't know this feel
Ryder Cruz
I actually straight up pissed on my balls because of their size, I don't want them anymore
The only time I sit down to piss is when I am taking a dump. Its not natural for a male to sit to piss.
Benjamin White
I cannot piss in public urinals with people around
Logan Hughes
Holy shit, OP you have nothing in comparison to this fella.
Elijah Fisher
>trumptard >good for your health Truly the greatest degenerate this world has ever seen, hope you piss on your balls, if you have any, faggot
Caleb Gutierrez
I'm a fucking manlet compared to this unit but this doesn't mean that I'm not suffering too having big balls is a serious problem
Robert Richardson
I can't really pee while standing unless I'm super drunk so yeah. It's not THAT hard to sit down.
Dylan Russell
>I can't pee while standing We've reached levels of manlet that I thought impossible to reach before
Robert Allen
Don't you guys already piss sitting while taking a shit?
Jack Cooper
>I just fucking pissed on my balls
You must have the smallest shortest dick if you pissed on your own balls. I can tell you that the end of my dick hangs lower than my balls because of the natural length and position that it's in while flaccid. This is how it is for most people. You just have a tiny dick OP!!!