>be at 60th anniversary party, I'm family friend and a lot of others are there >casually say hello to a qt redhead >she smiles at me for about three seconds then says "hi" very warmly >ask her name >she tells me, so I introduce myself >she asks how old I am >say 21 >she says she's sixteen >think okay this a bit awkward but I'm not aiming to seduce here, so no biggie >we chit chat, she's very friendly and we end up talking about books >she is homeschooled and loves Shakespeare and Plato >she said she is currently reading Thus Spoke Zarathustra but is having a hard time, maybe I could help >say sure >ask her if she wants to dance >she says yes very enthusiastically >we dance to boomer songs like calender girl and do wah diddy >we go sit down, she's flushed and her eyes are opened really big >an older man comes over and asks her to introduce him to me >it's her dad >asks how old I am >tell him quietly >he leans down and looks me in the eyes and says she's sixteen, you know? >tell him yes, she told me, and add quickly that she's very smart and he's done a good job raising her >he sits next to me >say she said she enjoys Plato >manage to make conversation about Plato for a while >she's beaming at me the whole time >dad asks if I intend to get married >say yeah and add of course to not sound onions >he asks what kind of work I do >tell him I am looking for work currently >he says look, I can get you a good part time job, and set you up to work your way through welding school >welding school? >he says yep, that's what do. I got a beautiful wife and five kids (she's his youngest) >great work if you wanna have lots of kids he says >she starts playing footsie with me >say well isn't a bit early? To marry? >nature says marry young, he says, you don't want to be too old to play with your grandkids >realize I am getting stuck in a trap >excuse myself to go to the bathroom >never come back
>she says she's sixteen >not dropping the convo right there
Brody Wilson
basically he offered you a job and a young virgin educated wife. You had two years to prove being husband material (sorry, no sex), and then you'd've married marry a virgin 18yo cutie who's been no less than two years totally devoted to you.
Sounds like you wasted an once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, mr. Failed Welder.
Once a day you'll be 40, settling with a single mom with two differently colored children from Tyrone and Chad, and still regretting.
Jeremiah James
>robot smoothly seduces 16 year old girl, dances with her and then when he dad shows up manages to charm him too and get offered a job Never ever happened. You lost me when you said she smiled for three seconds without saying anything. Just do that right now and see how awkward that big pause would be.
Ryder Nelson
She was really sweet, it's hard to explain
I don't really feel prepared to take on that kind of responsibilitt at my age
Charles Carter
>He didnt accept right away Jesus Christ OP, okay I do agree she's 16 but you can always wait a few years, I'm pretty sure thats what her father had in mind.
>Qt tradwife >A stable job offer
user you really fucked up, get back to this guy and apologise said you needed to think or some shit, my man get your shit together
I am not a robot lol, only board I normally post is lit. I post this here because the janitor doesn't want it there
She was a bit socially awkward, probably from being homeschooled
Caleb Ward
Not sure I would even like being a welder, I hear it sucks
Levi Adams
>be me >average dad >big family, love all 5 of my kids >youngest one is delicate and we home school her >bright girl, enjoys reading >attend party of a friend >catch up with a ton of good people >last see daughter reading thus spoke zarathustra at her table >30 mins later i take a peek to see how she's doing >sitting on edge of her seat as a gangly pimply young man is leaning towards her in the next seat >go over and ask her if shes okay and is she knows him >i ask him how old he is, it's a 21 year old man lurking on my 16 year old baby girl >jesus christ >dont want to make scene in public >as i sit between my girl and him, he murmurs something about 'smarts' and 'plates' im not sure >ask him what he's doing >he tells me he's unemployed >figure he is uneducated and knew she was my daughter and wanted to talk to me about a job >feel slightly better >tell daughter to go find her mom and that i'll see her soon >tell young man about possible job opportunities >he starts touching his feet and talks about marriage >'son im too old to play around with you, do you want the job or not?' >he leaves without another word >don't see him for rest of the party >daughter thanks me on the way home
>I do agree she's 16 I find it bizarre that you've been conditioned to not find fertile women attractive because of an arbitrary number attached to them.
Adam Gonzalez
To be fair it might be boring as fuck, but you'll probably make a pretty decent pay. Also, who said you had to stick to the job? Do it for a few years, marry that qt (once she's legal ofc), then perhaps you could go do your own thing, whatever it is, also its only part time is it not? You could still turn things around.
It's not that she can't be "attractive" but more that she's still mentally, a child user. It is morally wrong to do anything with a child, could you imagine going out with a high school-aged girl? I doubt so.
Sebastian Morris
I unironically missed these dif pov greentexts
Gabriel Ramirez
>mentally, a child Do you magically become mature the millisecond you complete your 18th consecutive rotation of the sun? Or is the number completely arbitrary and irrelevant? 16 year olds have ruled nations, gone to war, started companies, made breakthrough inventions. It's just ridiculous, I'm sorry.
Xavier Brooks
He said he could get me a part time job (presumably not welding) as I work my way through welding school
Jose Watson
Weak men like you are the reason the white race is dying out
Benjamin Johnson
I don't exist to serve the white race and I kinda wanna enjoy my youth
Leo Fisher
We all exist to serve our people, some are just selfish and won't do it like you. Enjoy being a slave in your own country user
Jose Kelly
Lmao you're the only slave here, to a poison mentality some other retard made up that plays to your biggest fears and insecurities. You're just triggered by the fact that your ugly ass will never get a shot at anything like this bait OP. Enjoy being a slave in your own mind user
Brandon Jackson
This. Also 95% chance it's a LARP anyway. If not it's the greatest fuck up relationship wise I've ever read on this incel cumstain filled board.