>Be me, an ugly virgin
>Hear that you can find bitches to fuck on tinder very easily
>Download app
>Create account
>"Choose a picture of yourself!"
>I'm ugly as all hell
>Decide to use a pic of some random chad found on Google
>Get a match within 5 minutes
>Talk for a bit
>"Haha you seem interesting user, want to go out for a coffee sometime?"
>Holy shit yes
>Go to the coffee place we agreed to meet at
>She's already there
>Approach her
>She looks at me weirdly and asks "uh, can I help you?"
>"It's me, user, from tinder, remember?"
>She says I look nothing like on the pic
>Tell her it was just a random dude
>The bitch says that I lied to her
>She wants to leave
>Remind her she said she liked my personality
>She gets up and tries to go away
>I grab her arm
>She screams "LEAVE ME ALONE CREEP"
>everyone looks at me
>Run away as fast as I can
>Fucking stacies
Be me, an ugly virgin
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>I don't understand guys I passed for someone else on a dating app and when I showed up she started to be uninterested fucking Stacies I guess I will just go back at eating glue and put crayons in my nose.
You could have made this story funnier.
yeah he didn't even took his dick out
>Liked my personality
>Also is a liar
a-user you could've added the punchline at anytime.. is this real?
What the shit guys
I'm not writing this for your goddamn entertainment
Why are Stacies so shallow
Based OP, at least you gave her a tinder trauma, she probably would think twice before going to a date with a chad from tinder.
It's because they're the top of the society, somewhat close to a royalty, being a stacy in a western country is an easy mode for a tutorial level life, they have everything and because of that they have too high value in the sex market, that's why they can choose the best Chad, for people like them you barely exist user.
Average dumb people pair up with average dumb people.
Man, blackops2cel and the big eared man could have been good looking if they just looksmaxxed and just learned to be themselves instead of moping about like the incels that they are. They never pulled themselves up by the bootstraps and manned the fuck up, therefore they are the big failure. The same could be said about a lot of incels here too, man the fuck up because your depression and anxiety is just a fake disorder made by the Jews to make more money off of you.
>disgusting cunt
>liar
>uses someone else's pic instead of working hard on developing your own look
>chick gets creeped out when realizes what happens
>YOU GRAB HER AND SHE"S SCARED ENOUGH TO SCREAM
>blame the girl
>complain about her online
jump off a bridge faggot
>developing your own look
Epic meme
Let me just rearrange the bones on my face
Neck yourself
Well... i have a similarish story
>made a fake tinder of a male model
>match with qt asian chick who happens to go to same uni as me
>she knows right away that its a catfish but we still talk for like 3 hours
>she wants my real number/snapchat
>i coudltn do it so i just blocked her
just imagine if girls gave every guy a chance, they could find a great person, but oh well :/
Hey retard you just took the bait boy you sure are a stupid fucking nigger
OMG SUCH A RETARD. like lamo you can do plastic surgery or something. why incels are such retards ? lol
Save up a bit and either go to Thailand(the place for the unfuckable incel with """"anxiety""") or just get some surgery done. Unless you're a poorfag, then you're rightfully fucked. Survival of the fittest, lad.
>sminem not eliciting a smile of pure joy
Shit chart.
idk kevin I hate women as much as the next guy but it seems like you genuinely fucked up here
Fake: user touched a girl
Gay: user looking at pictures of Chad on google
>yellow teeth
>wrinkles
>makeup covering shitty bumpy skin
yikes she wouldnt be able to pull middle guy and she would be perfect looksmatch with sminem
Tinder is mostly for one night stands. 99% of choosing a partner for fucking is looks.
>People actually believe this happened
This story is so generic.
Such a fake ass story
it seems trolling is a lost art
youtube.com
Wise words from Grandad too
You're a degenerate loser.
Kys you worthless incel
>Why are Stacies so shallow?
I don't know,why are you such a liar and a dirtbag?
That was exactly the point of the reply showing how fucking stupid of a bait it is you fucking autist.