Ask me anything

>Tfw you're a lonely guinea pig
>Tfw no pig gf
>Tfw day is spent waiting for mother to come home and feed me

Ask me anything

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Tell me, why do you make the "wheek wheek" noise

My vocal chords are tiny and my mouth is like a little tube. Tiny screams for food and love are all I can muster. Sometimes I grind my teeth to tell people to fuck off.

Why is your mommy committing animal cruelty by keeping you alone you guys are supposed to be herd animals

Before I was with my foster mommy, I was living alone. I have a speech impediment and I don't get social cues very well because of it.
These are my brothers. They keep trying to butt-rape me and I don't understand. I have my own cage because mommy is not always here to save me.

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Could you post more of these qt pigs

I don't want to camwhore obvs but here's one of me

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This is Ziggy Stardust and Beckham at dinner
Beckie likes to roll in his food, I dunno, he's a freak

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This is my latest body-check, I'm hoping to lose a few ounces in time for beach season

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im melting whit all this cutness. you are in perfect shape. Dont let that stupid complexes get to you.

Do all the pigs like being held and pet?

Why do they always have that stupid look on their faces?

Thanks, I'm flattered.
It's hard being an incel pig who never leaves the house
I don't even know where food comes from I depend on mommy so much
Damn I love food

Ziggy finds it degrading but secretly loves it, pretty tsundere
Beckie does what he has to in order for food. He doesn't go anywhere without Ziggy.
I like to take naps in blankets for hours and watch videos on YouTube so I like my cuddles.

Whuh
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What do you mean?
Don't hurt me

you need to gain self confidence.
you know, letme just tell you a secre, maybe yo aren beuty nor have much social skills, but women dont realy care about that that much (thots dont aplly), if you get a good job good women will want to stay whit you.
and its okay to love mummy, but you have to be a bit autonomus. try to get some education to a job you think you could like and try being helthier and happier, its hard even i dont do it every well, but im getting ther.

well thats all hope you the best my friend

Oh, that's kind of you.
However it's very difficult to get a job or an education when my lifespan is about 7 years and I don't speak any recognized languages. Also it takes me an hour to walk a block because I'm terrified of everything. And I get lost easily. I have come to accept my existence under the roof of this weird giantess good who feeds me. Maybe someday she'll bring me home a pig gf. Thank you though, this is very good advice. I just wish I wasn't a guinea pig.

well im sory to hear that, still try to do as good as you can.
hope some day they bring you a gf, and keep in mind confidence is key.

Dubs provide us the truth
Good job doing you
You should be proud of the steps you're taking

These fuckers are so fucking annoying.
My sister had three and these cunts just keep making their retarded noises at around midnight.
Good thing they are dead. So fucking annoying these retarded rats wannabes. Just get a hamster or a real rat

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The FUCK DID YOU SAY?
my species was BRED to be cute
In the wild we are a native tribe
How dare you slander the name of cavies

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>Pan flute music starts playing
Fuck off foul creature back to peru

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Fight me irl bro I'll take you out
I got teeth like scalpels u lil shit
I'll get ya Achilles tendon

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Jokes on you bro, I have minkguy on my side.
These niggers are bred to kill pests like you.

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Y'all ain't scare me I don't even go outside
Also that thing has a tail
I don't have a tail
So
I must be immune

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