So r9k, prove you're not a retard

I, the woman pull out my wallet and ask if he'd like to go half.
>Put up a small fight
>Pay half without argument
Or
>Allow him to pay
If so,
>Ask if I can get the tip
>Repeat previous steps
Finally
>Thank regardless of outcome

I was raised by people who fight to beat each other to pay the bill

Legos can't be your gf, little boy

That is the correct answer sissies and twinks are there to be dominated so they pay

Well I'd pay obviously, it's the gentlemanly thing to do.

it depends but usually its who asks the other out. however, ive had dates where a much younger girl asked me out and while they wanted to pay i did instead because i felt bad for them. im a gookanon though and even though not all those girls were also koreans i still felt like i wanted to

>not leaving without paying
just don't hit the same place twice

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Whoever's idea it was to have a date.

i would ,just to avoid any annoying talks. also if she pays it will make me feel bad like i owe her

Caring about such a trivial matter is beneath me, I just pay and be done with it.

Nigger

Pls leave this board

No! Sissies and twinks are for care and protecc, so of course the other person pays! Or in case of a sissy-sissy, sissy-twink or twink-twink, the bill is split or the parties take turns. :3

It's always the man's responsibility to pay. Unless you want a 100% shot at not getting pussy

Pappa betalar.

What if it's two men?

This post has made me 3% more homophobic

>Cucks that don't split the bill
I honestly don't understand why inviting someone out means that I'm financially responsible for them, let alone simply being expected to pay because I have a penis

If the person I go out with gets upset they have to buy their own food, then I'm quite happy to call it in as they're now just a waste of my time. This is also why you figure out together where you're both going.

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>tfw no homophobic bf to begrudgingly pay for our meal then forcefully take me back to his apartment to give me the hardest pounding my tight boypussy has ever taken as he keeps telling me how much of a bad boy I've been for making him pay for the meal, telling me to apologize, while he slaps my ass harshly and fucks even deeper & harder, abusing my prostate until I can't take anymore and I cum all over myself, moaning in pain & ecstasy, but my pleasure is interrupted when he starts jack hammering his cock inside of me telling me he's about to fill me full of cum and to be a good boy and take it all, then I feel his cock pulse & twitch inside of me filling me full of his seed, afterwards he snuggles into my rubbing his palm through my sweat soaked hair repeatedly telling me how much of a good boy I am, but to never disobey him again.

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The father of the bride to be.

Split it ya broke ass ho

I payed for my own meal, when my bf and I went on our first date, however, he got some side dishes we shared that he payed for, too.
So I payed for the bottle of wine we got later.
If you're already in a relationship, personally I think it's okay to let him pay for everything sometimes, but I will pay for everything the other times, so it evens out.

I would pay on the first date but if we become bf and gf I'm not going to pay everytime we go out.

Enjoy being a virgin forever and ever

four percent
go for five bud i'm already looking into a mike pence donation fund

Split. I don't give a fuck about social conventions, whenever I invite someone I just ask if they wanna come.
How is this shit difficult? We all have jobs.

If the money is really a dealbreaker you are fucked either way, ya ugly ass

What if she doesn't have a job.

Depends on who invited the other person. Also depends on how hard you're going to have to try to get in their pants. If it's casual with no prospect of a relationship, then I'd suggest spliting the bill up front.

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Doesn't fly unless she wants to be a housewife. Without a job I always have some money just in case, so dinners and whatnot are my choice and my money

Never rely on meal tickets.

you wait until she goes to the bathroom then steal the credit cards out of her wallet and act like you just paid for everything

>mfw I disobey him on purpose so I can feel his hands tightly wrapped around my throat, while he calls me a stupid faggot sissy and tells me how I'm useless besides for being his personal fucktoy, then he throws me down onto the floor and takes his cock out, which I eagerly crawl over to and take into my mouth, feelings of pure ecstasy enveloping me from feeling his cock getting bigger and harder as I suck it like it was my life's purpose, then I feel his hand roughly grab a fistful of my hair, yanking me down further onto his cock until I feel it breaching into my throat and my nose is smashed up against his pubes, then he's pistoning his cock in and out of my throat, I can feel the tears streaming down my face as I'm repeatedly denied breath, then as I'm on the verge of unconsciousness I feel his cock erupt and shoot his cum straight down into my stomach, he then takes his cock out and leaves me on the floor like the spent and used dirty whore that I am

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Whoever mentions the bill first has to pay for it.

Please tell me you ERP with those angelic writing skills of yours.

>ERP
never have
>angelic writing skills of yours.
I..Im terrible at writing though.

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Whoever asked the other person out on the date should pay

The person who made the invitation.

Whoever has the bigger dick pays

You really should. I'm straight and your posts made me smile.

Both parties should split the bill if it's the first fucking date. Don't expect people to invest in some rando on the first date.

as far as I'm concerned they should each pay for what they ordered for themselves. but I know the right answer is dude pays.

This.
Sissies are a godsend
No homo tho

It depends I guess. If she has an actual job she should probably pay her half. If she's a student or something I can pay for it.

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I'll pay but they better swallow my cum and possibly let me boicream them

I thought Was a cute post makes me want to treat a sissy to dinner and massage her boiclit

Fuck it I need to get laid I'm going on Grindr now this made me rock hard

Why should I care about that? Mommy's been buying the good chicken tendies lately. Mommy always knows what's best.

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Whoever has bigger ears, duh

Thats like asking a mole to prove that it's able to fly