I accidentally won an auction for a school bus. I'm not sure what to do

>use short bus to kidnap all the retard kids
>parents don't say anything

You know what you have to do now, user. Get to work.

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Take all the seats out and put a bed/sofa in the back and cover up the windows then you can drive out into the middle of nowhere and have a comfy time. If you get a few deep cycle batteries and an inverter you could run a TV or console for a while.

write "Caucasian Private School" on it. drive around. post result.

Take out some of the seats and make a mobile gaming van and just drive people around for like 50 bucks an hour, drive them where they want to go, get them like McDonald's and stuff

Perfect business plan

Have there ever been any cases of pedos doing this? Seems like it would work for long enough.

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Nayrt but sounds really comfy

Yes plenty of times actually, GL hiding from the police or public with a massive yellow bus

>You know what you have to do now, user.
Take fellow robots for outings?

This is New Jersey OP. Do you even have a bus license? How are you going to pick it up if you don't know anyone with a bus license?

You can now live the varg-recommended lifestyle.

I mean he could always get it towed.

use it for your incel killing spree.

If he owns a school bus and drives it, is he not a school bus driver

I'm trigger happy I guess.
Well anyway it says you need to tow it away, they won't let you drive anything out.

Convert it into a camper, OP. Sounds pretty comfy.

>Bus license
It's a Chevy Express with more seats. It's literally a van. You don't need a special license for it if it's just for personal use.
The thing doesn't even have air brakes.

Redecorate it was a battle bus
>it's a shortbus
Make it a shortnite battle bus

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Mod it and live in it. You wouldn't have to pay any rent. Walmart lets people in campers and vans live in their parking lots for free.

Take local robots on a road trip, getting into massive legal trouble along the way

That would actually be really cool, but I dunno if I would trust that plan, especially coming from Satan himself.

OP I live in New Jersey. I know a couple of other robots who live here too. Let's turn the bus into a pancake bus and order take out in the Wendey's drive threw.

You can rent it out to boy scout troops and diddle kids on their camping trips

I can't imagine it gets great gas mileage

pretty sure anything over 15 passengers needs a special license. Of couse, OP lives in Jersey so he'll get skullfucked by the government regardless.
Take wide turns and watch your rear tires. You're gonna love it if you can slam it out
t. bus driver

start driving shuttle services to your local bars

to expand on this, contact local bars and tell them you're running a shuttle loop through your neighborhood, and try and get them to pay you to be a stop on your route. You can't live in suburbia or rural for this to work.

We have the Detroit Bus Company here. It's really popular to rent out for pub crawls and bachelor parties. Actually a good money maker for OP if he's willing to put up with drunks.

Dude, make a party bus. A sofa, table, tv and 1,5kw audio is all you need.
That would be awesome.

Did they do you a solid and clean up all the retard puke/diarrhea or is that part of the package?

Build it into a Fortnite party bus with like 10 systems to game on, park it outside of schools, and charge to play. Sell juul carts on the side to make extra $$$

That would be cool but I never did anything like that. I don't know the first thing about craftsmanship.

I think reddit might unironically be helpful. There used to be a dude here who lived in a modded van, so if you can find his threads on desuarchive, they'd be helpful as well. If you google van living and find forums on it.

usually has a van/bus mod thread up, too.

lol this is a great way to end up on the sex offender registry.

Let's go full Charles Manson in it

use it for uber, think of how much you could make if you fill it up

Write "Furthur 3" on it and get some sheets of acid and start a new revolution.

robot bang bus. drive around the country bringing robots and trap pusy together.

>plenty of times actually
lol, they can't keep getting away with it

what's GL stand for?

Seconding this, as long as the stereo is loud drunks are good tippers

$2000 dollar bus?
HMmmmmmm

Also pick up children for rapeys and molesties.

Congratulations
You're only steps away from retirement
The ultimate in comfy living
youtu.be/fukszkjPkGU

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This or he makes a Breaking Bad Crystal Ship.

>$2000 dollar bus?
>HMmmmmmm
Do you think it was a good price?

"good luck"
I have no idea why he didn't just type it out.

Green Lantern, duh.

an original holy shit.

if i had the money i would do this
i wanted a motor home at first but that seems too expensive

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>you will never live in a comfy boat house

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sorry buddy but pic related is too wide so it wouldnt happen even with money
unless you wouldnt drive around roads with enough money you could build a stationary imitation

>want to get away from the normie world for a time
>just push off and sail into some empty body of water, alone with your thoughts and whatever entertainment you have
>if you get lonely you can always head back for the mainland on a whim

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>accidentally
How do you accidentally win an auction? Why did you enter the auction?
Also, you can prob sell it for more than 2k.

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>pretty sure anything over 15 passengers needs a special license.
just rip a few benches out lmao @ lawfags

To be honest you could get a used RV for a similar price. It might be an older model, but on the other hand they usually have lower miles. Of course if it's disused it may also have gone without maintenance where your daily driver school bus / box van would be better cared for. It's a trade off I guess. The RV at least is already outfitted for habitation so if you could find one in decent shape it's not a bad option.

Since you already have the bus though why not stick with that. It's easier than you might think to build it into something you could live in. Take out the seats with a socket wrench and get to work. It's easier than you might think, you don't need to have a lot of knowhow or experience for simple projects like this. There are tons of resources online to learn from, seriously. You're not the first guy ever to try and build an old schoolbus into an RV.

Repaint it in a cool way and start a business as a party bus or unique Uber experience.

Do what this guy says and turn it into a camper

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The short bus experience? you can have your clients wear helmets and hand them juice boxes for a small fee. after the ride you can reward them for good behavior with stickers.

go to a demolition derby and enter with the schoolbus

Use it to capture lolis waiting for the bus.

Shit, that's 1st year cabinetry all up in there. I could do that shit in my sleep.

*New Side Business idea brewing*

Shhh lets just enjoy one of the best threads this board has seen in a long time.

Steal children and ransom them back, steady source of income.

Start a band with your family.
youtube.com/watch?v=lT2T49yP2ew

epic Gratzzz

How much they normally go for?

furthur 3 time

Read somewhere that you have to paint your bus something not schoollbus yellow. Gonna paint that meat wagon BLUE or [[black]] and maybe you can drive it around desu

>not sure what to do?

Go pick up random kiddos in the mornings user

Paint it green and replace "School Bus" with "NeetBus".

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convert it to a mobile chess tournament hall.

>had enough money to accidentally win a $2000 auction
fuck off richfag

okay nice that's about a 3k value
either flip it or turn it into a camper/house
wish i had one

Please drive it to my house I live in Virginia.
I want my first car to be a bus Ill paint maymay on it and everything.
BlazeXM#7487

was about to say this

i am extremely oregano

give it to me pls
could convert it into a camper and rent it for neetbux

who the fuck accidently buys a school bus

Latvians. All the fucking time.

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>latvia flag and facepaint
>brazil jersey
???

>Wearing Suomi IIHF hockey sweaters
>Holding Eesti IIHF Visitor's sweater
????

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meth lab/portable bunker perhaps?

Make a portable homeless shelter

Would you really want to shelter Jow Forums users?

Pose as a school bus driver?

OP that's not a bad deal. You're in New Jersey? Look up Enigmatic Nomadics on YouTube / van build. That event is in Arizona, but I do the same stuff and I live in Vermont during the summer. Pic related, it's my house I built on a dump truck.

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That's a fucking cool shot.

>kidnap children
>convert it into a comfy mobile home
I think you know the option you should go with, OP

Yeah man.
Just playing with my truck house in the desert.

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that just seems dumb
like a bus would be better in everyway
those full size buses that are cut a bit short seem the best
diesel big tires and i think 6x6