Itt: fembots give reasons why robots should date them and robots give reasons why fembots should date them

I have money and would pay you to be my sex slave.

ok. one question. are you fat? if not be my gf

I know the correct way to pronounce sword

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>Robot here. I'm 6'3", I've been told I'm handsome, I'm affectionate, I'm loyal and I'll talk to you about music incessantly.
Yet again Jow Forums is making me crave for things I'll never have

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I love music. I'm 5'3", not beautiful but averagely decent, and also affectionate and loyal. I love hearing people talk about their interests and hobbies.

me 6'1'' i have nothing to offer you other than my genes. terrible at conversations, selfish, wasteful with depression and an addictive personality. all i want in life is beer

i can last in bed for a long fucking time and get hard pretty quickly after cuming buckets
>i also cook

I'm 6'2", handsome and smart, but I don't like dating. When I want sex, I fuck my ex.

OP asks that
>fembots
post. Result is:
Pinpo-n! Sono tori! Thirsty incels desu~!
fembots don't exist, give it up lads.

5'9" robot who is pretty down to earth, no underlying problems (probably), will likely do whatever with you within reason, pretty chill with aspirations. Can cook and clean, not entirely too lazy just a lot of free time on my hands

Check my trips, lad. Femanons do exist and they're adorable. I've VC'd with and gotten pics from several.

You sound nice. Where do you live?

Trips denied. It's not nice to lie on the internet user.

fembot
no one should date me (:

I meant these trips desu.

The states. Maryland to be exact

why? u a scaredy gurl

fembot here
My face is ugly but not hideous and I'm thin with a 0.7 waist-to-hip ratio. I have no mental issues beyond recurrent depression. I'm also a white 20yo virgin.
jk I'm antisocial don't speak to me

i need someone to connect to my data read port and tell me what model i am

... nohomo

How tall are you, anonette? Originally speaking.

do you wanna talk on discord?

nobody cares what you think or what's right or wrong we just wanna party

du liek 2 party??

add my discard at nohomo#5429 if u liek 2 party me luv u long time

Hello robot here. Fembots should date me because I am a very nice, kind man who will take care of a fembot. I am decent looking, 6 feet tall. I will be an excellent bf because I will always be there for you and I will love you so much. I am very intelligent, good at understanding and listening. I will make you feel special and loved.

>6'
>6"3
>Educated
>Smell nice
>Hobbies: writing, reading, sports
>Religious (non-specific)
>BMI 27.5
>Will give foot massages and perform oral
>6/10 face
>Tattoos and piercings
>Amateur artist
>Friends and mentors believe I have potential
Pls gib gf

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Fembot here, 5'3", average looks, a bit chubby. I love music, reading, listening to others talk, and like to cook. I'm studying chemE. I would be loyal and caring.

anyone want to play basketball?

Wanna talk on discord?

ss88#4025

im fucking really funny, i can handle alcohol pretty well..im trap-passing very cute

You sound pretty good. What do you want your bf to be like? Also do you like to cuddle?

I'm not all that special, user. There are IRL robots out there like me.
I'm assuming you're a fembot, lol. Feel free to add me on Discord if you'd like, GoneFishin#7260.

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I'd want him to be kind, chill, caring, and into similar things as me (books, music, anime, that type of thing). Beyond that I don't have many requirements. Not obese or hideous, I guess, and passionate about some interest or hobby. And yes, I do.

He asked for both fembots and robots, dipshit

>tall
>manly
>dominant
>smart
>funny
>witty
>interesting
>creative
>talented artist and musician
>healthy
>sane
>passionate
>kind
>can fuck
>kinky

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I'm thin, 166cm, and my face is alright. So not bad I guess. I'm also very protective & supportive. Interested in art, music, 70's anything, games and history. And I'm the sort of a person who feels extremely shallow posting in a thread like this, yet still does it for the possibility of feeling wanted for even a second.

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Have incredibly pretty cats and will send pics of them to any girl(female(woman)) interested in dating. Also i am tall and not a psycho.

6 foot tall but asymmetrical and big ears. White skin almost black hair.

u should date a me bcause i want touch big bobs

Where do u live fembot

5'9 or taller, no exceptions
Some talent at something that isn't a video game or jerking off
Earns at least 50K a year
Not living with parents
Willing to give me the time of day
Somewhat good looking face
Not a fat fuck
Not horribly deformed in some way
Can drive themselves places if needed
No stutterers, somebody with social skills kthanks

yep, that's about it.

Go away thot

So you just want someone who's male and normal?
Just how ugly and/or fat are you?

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LOL, nice expectations, good luck in trying to find mr.right

>thread calls to give reason why someone should date you
>lists "her" own asinine standards
good bait or dumb amerifat

don't worry i will
what's your contact

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Would you date a guy that doesn't work and lives with his parents?

I feel like I have less to offer than the robots ITT even though I feel more like a cyborg, I really want to feel wanted but my coping methods make me think I should not expose myself like this because I'm such a waste of human existence. Should I post what little good is left in me brobots?

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>doing somewhat well academically (been accepted to some t25 schools)
>not interested in sex, only compassion
>extremely loyal
>generally stay away from posting on r9k due to degeneracy
>practically untouched by opposite gender
>have some interesting hobbies
>fairly ok at photography
>can at least try to talk about philosophy/epistemology
>bilingual

I don't expect to ever find romance on this site. Perhaps it's for the best.
Nonetheless, I'm bored and willing to talk to anyone. I made a throwaway discord for anyone that is interested.

pleaserespond#3526

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yeah butwhat do you do for a livingg

All I want out of life is to live a comfortable existence somewhere out of the way, with a family I can love, and be afforded the ability to pursue my humble goals in relative peace.

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I'm not gay
>But you sound comfy af

>Don't miss this opportunity women
I'm unironically shilling for him

>20
>6'3"
>210lbs
>2nd year CS major
>off and on internship with cybersecurity contractor, 20/hr
>hobbies: cars, history, guns, computers, gaming, anime/manga
>no artistic talent
>hates to interact with normies
>close group of friends
>still pretty lonely
if any fembots want to game or talk or whatever, hit me up teh1337haxorz#1619

discord keeps killing temp accounts and i hate capcha
i think this one will work
pleaserespond#5912
sorry if anyone added me on the one i posted

>mfw no1carez an no1 adds my discard... i've been discarded :'( mope mope

>tfw I pretty much fit that
eyyy
teh1337haxorz#1619

i think you probably shouldn't date me due to my solitary nature and extreme indolence

Man here in his 20s
I am extremely loyal, calm, i have went through acceptance and forgivness of the worst things done to me. Hell, i think i can actually start anew now. I would like to believe that through hard work and understanding two people can make it work even in 2019, despite being fucked over in the most sick manner.
If someone wants to talk to someone little more serious, go ahead at abcdefg#1691

Hi I love you my beautiful wife :) !!!! :) I love you :)

not sure who you are but thanks

ENTP
Active, social, and attractive
5'9, 160 lbs, about 10% body fat
California

Hobbies:
Guitar, some banjo and some harmonica
Into comics, DnD, and MMOs. Most nerd culture shit

Work:
Handyman / construction (everything but plumbing and electrical)
Studied Computer science for a few years - building up web development profile now

Fire technology student working towards wild land fire fighting now that I have secured a few trades for money

Don't drink, smoke, or do drugs

I guess fembots should date me if they want a robot NEET manlet to push around and/or care for.

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You sound pretty cool my dude, i hope you find someone

kill whitey 666

am I the only one who doesn't care if I get a gf or not?

i require a north east femanon gf right now