I discussed multiple times with my father about wanting a sex doll ,since i can't get women.
Yesterday he bought me this, a mini Blow up doll, what do i do with It?
I discussed multiple times with my father about wanting a sex doll ,since i can't get women
I would say you blow it up
well thats extremely fucking sad, i would say not to as he has probably places a needle in it because of how retarded you sound
I don't think i Can Blow It up by myself
Wtf? OP go on Grindr and fuck a twink or trap it's going to be 10 times better then fucking a plastic doll?
Maybe you can hire a prostitute to blow it up for you? Or get one of those foot pumps for a bike, or plug in wall pumps for an air mattress
I live in Italy,i don't know if there Is grindr here
This Is creepy boys,i can't fathom fucking this stuff
Creepy and disgusting af,im not this desperate
OP if you really gotta do this your a virgin for life so I'd say just ignore everyone else and go for it you've already dug a deep enough hole for yourself, just get a basketball pump or something like that and go to town
>imagine being user's dad
Ofc there is Grindr there now go fuck some bussy
Smells like failure and chemical estrogens
Why the ever-living fuck did you repeatedly ask your dad for a sex doll?! Do you not have Amazon in your country? At least get something that pathetic by yourself and ask your dad for tips on how to get girls instead.
>mini
But that doesn't look like a loli at all
hey I know you guys won't belieb me because it's on the equivalent tier as saying my dad works for nintendo, but I am currently working on a sex toy that has functional heating inside it. it's not a perfect replication but the heating unit surrounds the vaginal area and works pretty well. instead of normally dipping your fleshlight in warm water or a towel, this prototype allows it to be plugged into an electrical 12v and heat itself that way. if any of you are interested in estimated retail price, it will be around 50-150USD. cost of building it is approximately 40USD. if you have any questions please ask.
post pics of ur self heating sex doll or it didnt happen
I didn't ask for a sex doll,i Just said i wanted One when i had enough Money to move out,i was talking about a silicon doll
user DON'T PUT THESE THINGS IN MY HEAD
I'm not putting my mouth in this shit though
My dad helped me learn how to use my fleshlight. I didn't know you could squeeze it slightly as it glides up and down my shaft. He showed me a nice technique where only the head was stimulated and oh my god I blew my load so hard. A blow up doll seems a bit scary to use in my opinion. I feel like I'd pop it haha
Blow it up and try it out, I never imagined blow-up dolls would ever be good but I'm here already
I would fuck boipucci before I fucked a plastic bag
I'm not putting my Dick into that,it's plastic
>Also imagine being a chinese boy and producing this toxic garbage everyday,White privilege Is a real thing
>White privilege Is a real thing
oh fuck off you vapid cunt
can't, on ndas. my word is on the equivalent of working at nintendo. sorry.
this is beyond pathetic
holy shit...
hahaha yeah. Imagine him having to look at them and as he's packaging some he notices they are asian style with slant eyes with labeling like "now you can fuck your fave chink your massive white cock" bahaha dumb little cuck kid. Even his plastic women are built for white cock.
better to perfect your blowing skills now, op.You'll be reliefing petite little girl cocks within a year or two at your rate. Don't worry, at least it's human interaction. You were born to service trap cock
This is possibly one of the most pathetic and sad threads I've ever read.
Just get a pocket pussy for like $30 USD on Amazon. Its silicon and the whole thing.
well at least he cares about you
this thread rules sexdoll 4lyfe women are garbage who needs em men rule the earth 4evar
r ya winning son?
I feel sorry for this boy's father. This is a pathetic sight to see. What a sad excuse for a human. A father coming to the conclusion that his own son is only good enough for cheap plastic. Not even a fleshlight. Your cum doesn't deserve to fill a fleshlight you little beta.
>Talked with my father about wanting a sex doll
wtf you asked your DAD!