/britfeel/

I feel like shit and I've got no booze to help me through the nights now.

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hey there I'm not british but I've had a terrible day and I would appreciate a (you). Thanks, have a good one.

Watching the new Ted Bundy tapes doc lads

wehey the mods, finally sorting the bellends out

it's probably good for a bit of a break, shame about no work at all though lad
where from lad? I promise not to booley.

It's the /britfeel/ janny I think

anyone hear about the possibility of MARTIAL FUCKING LAW its terrifying but people DONT EVEN FUCKING CARE

Sounds interesting, mIght try masturbating to it later.

I'm not a normie but that doesn't make me mentally ill.

samefag here just to add i was going to post a picture of the mods from quadrophenia but i forgot

t.brainlet

Which of our local trannies do you think would put on the best drag stage show in Benidorm, lads?

A break is probably doing me good. I still feel crap today. Got offered an interview but the place is way too far away to travel to.

Italy Thank you for your concern. Also what does booley mean? I don't really get British slang.

Moni of course. Would be a belter

>MARTIAL FUCKING LAW
based

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Audacity of Poley reporting the radio while he's ban evading

Fookin' farenor are ye?? Fookin' in are cuntree to nonce on are kids? Once they see t'chat logs they'll be sendin' you fookin' home to wer ye came from.

>anyone who gets sick of their shilling is poley

kek

OH MARONE VAFFANCULO

this guy in the radio is like every kid in my school classroom

i havent heard the word spastic in years

>unironic 'kek'

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what was so shit about your day lad?
booley=bully but written weirdly
that's a shame, at least you're hunting

Can't believe Bazza was run down by Apu earlier on today. He'd just gotten himself a sausage roll before that bin lorry went over him.

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got me proteins coming on Wednesday

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draw apu driving bin lorry over bazza lad please

The trannychasers fucking disgust me. They want to suck Poley's dick and lick his arsehole.

DId you quit or get sacked titlod?

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based stronk lad

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Shippy was doing exactly that in the YT chat while Amer was embarrassing himself while being confronted with facts by Yasin earlier.

Neither, there's no work for me to do at the moment and I am agency so I don't get paid to do nothing like on a contract. I was unronically happier working.

God they disgust me as well lad. Imagine bending Moni over and penetrating her tight arsehole and cumming all inside her...

are any of you lads old enought to have had porno magazines back in the day? i think i am but i never had any, just waited for the internet i suppose

here's yours, thanks.
yeah right, here's yours too.
likewise
I dunno. I woke up sad even if everything's fine. Also I bled from my nose.

>oh yeah Yasim where did you hear that?
>your own blog you fucking freak
>*the longest dead air in tinpot YouTube radio history*

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Very nice get those gains on. Did you get yours from myprotein? I got some omega 3 vitamins recently so hopefully they help out

how do i get over the crippling loneliness and find someone

Proves all does science poofs were wrong'uns all along neway. Were't the sosig rols dat kill are Baz, t'were the Tories and the council with t'bin trucks.

I want to overcome this but I have no confidence or self esteem

aspiring stronk lad, you too little froggie

Bulkpowders, it was cheaper off amazon than their own website and free delivery with prime. I don't know about the vitamin meme, I take these multi-vs but do they do anything?

how does apu even reach the pedals on a bin lorry wtf?

real deano hours nigga

Should I get more beer?

fat lass on channel 5 lads lets go

practice in a mirror like your a sim for 12 hours a day.

Must've ad a young'un with him doing 'is durty wark. Fookin' animal e is.

>user gets hallucinations and eventually has a full mental breakdown

Yeah I might get some whey myself

>18 year old "uni freshers" posting here
>They were born AFTER 2000

I've been watching The Simpsons all evening and I just rememberd this clip of a bunch of American twats complaining about how Apu was a racist charicature, and how it made Indian actors be typecast and all that shit. Really pissed me off

Wanna eat a papa johns so bad but i gotta get out of fatty mode

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maybe he was driving a mini bin lorry? one that only emties the small bins that you see sometimes

WAAHWHEY LAD

I think it's a rule in vet schools that they have to make lewd jokes about momma cat's promiscuity, I've heard them say that too. I was wondering if big boi had any stealthy stripes because that could indicate his dad's heritage and particularly if he's part Maine Coon cat. My CPN has one and he's absolutely huge, he was 10kg at 8 months old.

are vitamins pills a meme?
by going out and meeting people in your life or online

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na night ziggeh, see ya in the mornin' pal 251

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gonna try to learn how to read hieroglyphs, back in an hour

hi fans
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haven't you a radioshow to be masturbating to?

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Imagine Indians getting offended by Apu when theyve got a character like groundskeeper wullie.

first night back on the diet and holy shit am I hungry. Eaten today, a pack of green beans, 2 apples, some pork and rice and im still absolutely starving.

How are you managing your Gaelic lessons?

Wheres that Ebin fella gone? Is he a trucker now?

Scots should be proud of Groundskeeper Willie though. The amount of great Simpsons side characters is overwhelming tbqh

Keep on trucking Ebin lad

gave up after a minute or so when i decided it was impossible, i have a pack of egyptian tarrot cards in a drawer somewhere so im guessing they'll cut the hieroglyphic learning time by around 60%

Didn't have any but my dad did. Found one in a bush in the park once (the traditional way for kids to see porn) but the rain had turned it to mush. At least that's what I hoped turned it to mush anyway.

Im proud of him
>DAMN SCOTS THEY RUINED SCOTLIN. I liked that treehouse of horror one where he turned into a set of bagpipes kek, no wonder the whole word thinks Scots are mental

Nah had Nuts/Zoo/FHM though

Can you do me a tarot reading lad? I was actually looking at some Egyptian tarot cards in a shop the other day, quite strange

Bought Mens Only and Club International a few times yeah

check'd and ill be honest i have no idea what im doing with the cards thats why they are in a drawer, better play things safe rather than potentially causing myself trouble

Men Only was the best one I reckon
Had some top women in that
Razzle worst

Yeah Razzle was fucking vile, I never bought that but flicked through it a few times. Felt sick each time

Cackling at you being frightened of a deck of tarot cards, think a ghost might escape out of them?

was razzle actually a magazine? i thought it was just slang for any kind of porno

god i bet his parents are relieved he's out the house finally though i can't help but be curious about what the mold is doing

you never know what could happen lad, i dont want to be playing with things like that, what if i deal them out and end up killing folk?

Razzle was (probably still is?) an actual magazine yeah and it was the worst of the lot, it had the fatties that no other magazine would have

Cant remember if I took my medication today lads, can you let me know if I do anything that would lead you to believe that I am in fact mental and un medicated? Ty

dad calls me a fucking druggie for having a spliff after work while he met my stepmum asking for ecstasy
the cheek of him lads eeee

Eeee indeed

>tfw had to ration out my meds this week because I forgot to renew my prescription

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I bought a loaded once

>having a spliff after work
DUDE

Go to the doctor you fuckwit medicine doesnt work like that, you cant ration it out lol

They don't work they way you think they work. They predict, they don't cause.

Just posting this here so I can watch a qt and be sad in britfeel at the same time on mobile

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>while he met my stepmum asking for ecstasy
Was/is your stepmum a dealer?

Relax m8 taking 1 and a half pill a day instead of 2 wont kill me. Picking up more 2moro anyway

yea its all well and good you saying that until i try to do something with them and fuck my entire house up by making it some kind of cross over point