What's the nastiest women you've fucked lads

I'm not gay dude. I didn't realize it was a woman until days after.

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even transphobes slowly admit that trannies are kind of women

*it was a tranny

my b

>muscled dominating battle scarred gf who needs your help getting out of bed and lifting heavy objects
thats hot and cute

some proper ugly fat girl who took my virginity after eating greasy pizza in some shitty hotel room

Why did it take you days?
What finally clicked and made you realize?

I have never even texted a girl.

Wanted the lights dimmed, only did anal, and scars where her tits were.

Why would you choose this life

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Fat arthritis robot chick, she had a fucked up lip and she did this weird twitchy shit with her hands but atleast she gave good head

i call bs on this story
>>post-op tranny
>>only did anal

also
>scars where her tits were
wtf

Thanks for her service

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She was only into black men before me, see her gaped pussy, but now she has decided to settle for a nice guy like myself. As you can see she is nice and comfy sleeping here.
All of them

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yet another larper

Everyone on this site is a larper now sadly

You want me to post the video lad?

yes

roboriginal

yeah you shot the vid in the dimmed light
i don't need a random vid from youtube

I do though

robobloxx

Fat Venezuelan ex. Disgusting but great head and moans like crazy.

Her left arm to the elbow, and her entire right leg. Also lost an eye. We met after it had happened, when I was accompanying a veteran friend of mine to support group meetings and she was there. She's decent looking but has some scarring on her face. We get along well enough, I feel there's love there which will grow with time. Despite her injuries, she's totally intact down there.

Wasn't doing any better so took a chance with what was available.

You are very welcome. She's pretty broken up over it though.

>women you've fucked
reminder to sage

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So ...you do any weird sex positions that two legs would prevent?

I don't think weird maybe just a little creative since there's some more range of motion we can manage. But also limited since without her prosthetics she only has the one leg and one arm to support herself up or move with.

>She's pretty broken up over it though

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I guess I could say the most different is we sometimes manage a standing position where without her left leg she doesn't have to stretch it out of the way or hold it up or anything. So she can basically face sideways and lean against me, standing on the one leg with her one arm around my neck.

*right leg meant, she faces left when we do this.

>I feel there's love there that will grow
But...you already fucking married her? It's not like having a flatmate you're supposed to love them already

We got married because we got along and it was convenient, but I wouldn't say we fell in love and got married. It's a love that's grown from being married and together. It's not easy but we manage.

requesting a drawfag to get creative on this one
help a married man out

During it.

>two larping faggots

Kys

Stop fornicating and repent and go to confession before it's too late

My first girlfriend was not nasty, but I tore her vaginal lining when we first had sex.

We were both virgins at the time and she said it hurt but we both knew you bled a little when the hymen broke. Her father told me to never talk to her again when we got to the hospital.

Sorry for my bad English, it's not my native language...

My gf doesn't want to try anal but I'm obsessed with it. Her hole looks so inviting.
She's skeptical cause she had to do a medical exam where some fucking nurse sticked a plastic bar up her asshole and she felt weird.
I told her it would be nothing like that but I can't convince her.
Should I just stick a (lubricated) finger up her asshole as I fuck her from behind?

How did these quads and sick burn get ignored? The absolute state of this board

Here's the webm, took me a while to figure out how to make one lol.

You can see the scars on her armpit.

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That's a hot tranny tbqh lad

dont force the issue if she is really not into it, but the best way is to paly around with it during oral and one day play around with it enough when she is really close to finishing, get a smaller finger in there, and get her used to that first, dont try a finger during sex to start

creative Iarp right here Iad

super fat chick with a ass rash

this is so horrible i vomited into my own ass and puked it out

What's so bad about it :C

>battle scarred

CS?

>fugged a bitch with toilet paper on her ass

GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD YOU FUCKING STUPID NORMALSHITS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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i'm imagining the smell

So, where is the one where you fuck "her" in the ass?

not bad at all my dude
p.s: your dick is cute

>Managing to fuck anything with a real vagina
What are you doing here again?

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Do you really want me to post that lad

Do you really want me to type something to avoid the block?

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>tfw user's an iraqi insurgent with his pow gf

i wanna see it lad u should post

Here, it's a long video so I just cut a quick part of it.

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holy fuark thats hot

>this thread

Why the fuck normies come here to brag is beyond me

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>I got videos of me fucking """her""" but watching them makes me a little sick.
poast

my gf got really depressed once and didn't shower for an entire month. and then i liked her pussy and it was full of smegma, it didn't smell good, or taste good, but i would do it again, i really almost puked but women simply have THAT smell you simply can't resist

Literally scroll down

good she shouldnt have been invading other countries for gibs and 16 cent discount at the pump

I fucked a lady friend once and after a while I wanted to do anal. I got some lotion, put some on my dick and some in her ass and started fucking her. After a bit my dick popped out her ass and it was covered in shit. I tried ignoring it and putting my dick back in but it wouldn't and the smell got to me so I just left for the bathroom and got her some tissues. I dropped her off at home later on and kissed her. I wanted to puke desu.

get over yourself and relax OP sexuality doesn't work depending on what chromosomes someone has. Stopped being an autist you fucked a transwoman, one without a penis at that. Smh some of you normies worry over the dumbest shit.

Wait is baka not filtered anymore?

Kek, then it must've been a drone strike.

a fat girl who was horny as fuck and came onto me at a bar. her ass stank was so putrid i couldnt stay hard. i had and still have the nastiest post-degenerate regret from it. i showered and washed my sheets immediately after.

also this mexican girl whos pussy smell was so potent i think you could taste it in the room.

Top kek, they'll marry anyone I guess.

how many diseases do you reckon you have? are you trying to tell me you couldn't tell the difference between a vagina and a manufactured front-hole?

I wore a condom ya goof

What does anal feel like for both sides

like shit 2b/q/h.

Got any of her horrifying fake freakshow vagoo?

>Be me
>Engineering PhD student socially isolated from anyone not a Pajeet or Wang
>Haven't had sex in almost 2 years.
>On the brink of insanity because of it
>Go on tinder to find the first slut whos willing to put out ASAP
>Wind up with a landwhale who looked ok enough with clothes on
>Get her naked and realize this is a mistake
>Giant muffin top, bacne, and mangy pussy that looks like its been shaved with a rusty knife
>Fuck it, I'm going in anyway
>My nose picks up this odor that smells like vomit and I get insta-limp after 3 pumps
>Bail outta her place ASAP
>Lose all interest in sex for 2 months

On the upside, that was a very productive two months I had.

This girl, she sucked my dick in the forest one night and I fucked her the next

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my first girlfriend, in college.
I frequently went soft midsex with her because I just could not fucking feel anything, I thought something was terribly wrong with my dick.
aside from a maybe finger-width feeling of soft grip at the very entrance, her vagina was so loose it was like thrusting into open air. I had to thrust as rough as I could to get an occasional brush against something in there.
She was also generally pretty dry, insisted on using both condoms and the pill at all times, didn't like her clit touched and had never had an orgasm.
But what did I know, I was 20 and had tricked a girl into liking me.

>I thought something was terribly wrong with my dick
There is, it's called being mutilated and you lose a fuckton of sensitivity

I fucked an ugly overweight hairy girl with a stank pussy.

I am having her suck my dick again one of these days, at least she swallows.

what's the point to suck dick if you don't swallow i don't understand some girls

projecting much, dude? I'm not circumcised

Nah, I just hate Americans and you're the first robot that comment hasn't correctly applied to

uncut and my gf (fattie) has the loosest pussy I've ever fucked, only ever get close to cuming by having to jerk myself off after 30minutes of trying.

Why tf are you still dating her?

she lets me abuse the shit out of her in sex desu. When I get myself off I can cum inside, on her face, have her swallow, wherever I want. She's also a sex fiend. It's also nice to not be a single faggot.

my first six months of college, i hooked up with a big titty jewish girl (pic similar but not related) who was pretty cool. We were both not very experienced but we had fun. She had some LDR boyfriend that she wouldn't break up with and so we didn't end up a couple, but every few months we'd hook up at a party or one of us would booty call.

At one point toward the end of college she went on a summer birthright trip to Israel and came back fully brainwashed and went on a way overboard jewish pride thing for the better part of a year before she calmed down. I'm not even typically Jow Forums antisemitic, but it was to the point of her suddenly hanging an israeli flag in her room, randomly dropping yiddish words into sentences, going to temple all the time, etcetera. (1/2)

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When this started she said she couldn't see me casually any more because she was going to find someone of the faith to be with, but that idea fell apart after she went dry for about three months. When we hooked up again she had grown a full-on curly bush, which was kind of a novelty as long as I wasn't going down on it.

Anyway, just as we both finish and in the immediate moment after, as I'm still hard inside her, she looks into my eyes and attempts to elicit a sexy but unnecessarily enthusiastic "Oyyyy VEY!"

In the extremely weird moment, and trying to keep it light, I spontaneously said "So, Bwian... your father was a Jew?" quoting Monty Python's The Meaning of Life.

She had never seen the movie and thought I was quoting something nazi-related, and pushed away from me horrified, causing my dick to pop out of her and cum/vag juice cocktail to burst all over both of us.

Later after some explaining she tentatively forgave me but said that would be our last time together. It wasn't, but she did marry a Jewish man eventually and I semi-suspect they're raising a kid that I put in her. C'est la vie