>go back in time
>find your mother like this
what will you do, fellow fellas?
/mommy general/
I am glad I feel no sexual attraction to my actual mom, because I feel no guilt in fantasizing about hypothetical mommies.
maybe you should put some effort into fantasizing your mom
My mom showed me a pic of her when she was 18 and just graduated high school and she legit looked like a model if I had a time machine the first thing I would do is go back in time to 1979 and fuck the living shit out of my mom no exaggeration
She's unattractive and generally unpleasant.
Kek,my mom looked like Elaine from seinfeld when she was young
elaine is hot tho
looks like a wild fuck too.
oh yeah,i would fuck her in a heartbeat
How far back in time? Don't want to delete myself
>will never get to what sort of thottery mom was into in her youth days
Cover her up.
daddy lover?
mothers need more passionate love
she fuckin ugly
finally someone who is not shy and accepts his oedipus status
My mother was at best a 6/10 in her prime. Now she's fat, lazy, and spends all her free time watching those shitty HGTV shows. I like fantasizing about hypothetical mommies like but my mother is so unattractive that I'd honestly kill myself if I felt even slight attraction to her.
All of that shit aside, greetings from /tv/.
thats pretty descriptive m8
Kill her to prevent her from having me, creating a timeline paradox
Gouge my own eyes out and wail about the gods.
>Mom never wears shirts when I'm home
Unironically what does she mean by this
maybe her nipple itches m8
gib mommy plox
>hairy pusy
10/10
>go back in time
>find yourself in bathroom with the young version of your mom
why can't this be my life
>Made out with my moms friend
It's the closest I've came to mommylove, and I feel more desperate for it
story time pls, sounds hot as fuck
this fucking dumb gay ass fucking bot wont let me post
It's a brief one but its memorable
>Back home from college
>Me and friends decide to go out for some drinks
>Drink a little more than we intended
>End up in a club, mostly to chill/see others we might know
>Oh shit, its ____
>Known her since I was basically a baby
>First babysitter, first person to cut my hair
>Mom and her were close for years, but not in recent years
>Talk about old times, how long ago they were
>Jokingly offer to dance, she accepts
>I'm quite a bit taller than her, mostly because she's real short
>Get handsy as a joke, clearly taken differently
>Cups back of my head and pulls me down
>Drunken, stupid but a lot to it
Most of the night beyond that were a blur
I was raped by my teacher if that counts. Broke my trust in women and authority figures and gave me a shame boner ss
men cant be raped dumbass
I've been in enough therapy that that doesn't hurt me anymore
>have mild gfd/mommy gf thing
>supervisor at work is sort of attractive to me
>says I'm one of her best workers and she'd be sad if I ever left
>implies I'm smarter than the other workers
>openly calls me her second son from time to time
>brought me a cookie last Friday to have at break
What does she mean by this?
Grope her next time you see her
yes, being kind to your autism = wanting your dick
Should have fucked her.
>tfw when I was a kid I thought one of the friend my mom had was hot, now I've seen her and she is actually ugly as fuck
If she were single I definitely would have tried
Great roll prompt