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get a dakki
>cuddle with pillow
>tuck it in next to you
>warms up quick
>some people like to sleep with it on them for the weight

some things to consider if buying a daki

>matereal
get 2way tricot, delux if you can. it conducts heat very well, won't stretch if you hang it to dry, soft and smooth and lasts the longest, will stand up to repeated washing

>character
make sure you love the character you get. this isn't really a buy for all you fotm fags unless you want to keep buying cases. and if your waifu isnt miku or another common gril, commissioning an artist is a great idea. it feels good to have a one of a kind daki!

>cleaning
don't be that guy. clean a minimum of once a month. every other week if you're a heavy cuddler. don't get fluids on it. hand wash is best but gentle machine wash inside out is ok. most body pillows can be machine washed too. that will slightly shorten the life tho. also keep your self clean! stubble and jagged nails will pill the matereal! change your sheets every other week and shower before bed too. you waifu deserves to sleep in clean sheets with a nice smelling husbando.

>cost
between art, printing, pillow fill, and shipping, it might be 150 dollarydos or more! like i said, make sure you're dedicated to that special lady. i have 2 cases (my first one is a little worn but i still throw it on occasionally.) and i swapped pillows last year. It's cost me more than 275 over the years, easy.

you shouldn't worry about what anyone thinks! nothing wrong with being a weeb. get a daki if you want one and can afford it.

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Bump
Is pic related ur wife user? Shes cute! Im happy for you!

>Is pic related ur wife user? Shes cute! Im happy for you!
nah my waifu Megumin but thanks for bump

Thanks for the info, Megu ftw!

How do I get my daki to be a real girl?

>How do I get my daki to be a real girl?
real girls are mean

Im into that yes

I just scrolled through the history of the "Benis" page on Wikipedia and I was delighted with the persistence with which anons corrected the page to include important language such as "haha benis :D", I haven't noticed that kind of persistence since the early 2000s.

thanks for the byump user

So you are only with your waifu because real girls have been mean to you?
That's not very nice.

>So you are only with your waifu because real girls have been mean to you?
I actually had a girl want me to move into her room as a NEET and I chose to move into my room and buy a dakki instead and anime merch.

so no.
just saying roasties are fucked

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But why are thinking that majority of girls are mean? Are you implying that most of men arent mean? I'm pretty sure that some sweet and kind hearted girls exist somewhere.
I love my waifu because she means a lot to me, not because I believe that girls are evil. They are not. But I will always love my waifu. She's my treasure.

>But why are thinking that majority of girls are mean?
because I have manipulated them and know how they think.
they are attracted to shit like flies
>I love my waifu because she means a lot to me, not because I believe that girls are evil.
same, I was just saying girls are cunts

>they are attracted to shit like flies
What do you mean?

Very based! Big fan of this poster.

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>don't be that guy. clean a minimum of once a month.

I've not washed my daki since I got it last year. I don't touch it when I sleep I just have it next to me onto of the covers. I also wash my beeding once a week so I havne't noticed it get dirty at all.

for all of you on the fence about it I definatly recommend it. I love my daki very much for the combination of the novility and actually having something to talk too other then myself.

pic related

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call me when there's a cotton percale daki

>could never get attached to a character
>no waifu
>good chance of being v& in my cunt for this kind of merch
>settle for cheap blank long pillow
You waifufags have it good

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>What do you mean?
I meajn I tell girls that I manipulate and hurt people for fun etc and they like me for it.
its fucking insane.

I am that guy atm.
dakki hjhas blood on it :(
fuck im trash

cute uwu>>good chance of being v& in my cunt for this kind of merch
hey fellow ausfag.
just get one without a lewd underage character.
an actual body pillow is a sleep aid and amazing

you could get a generic anime girl ya know? it dosn't have to be a character inperticular.

I want yurus defending my home for me while I'm away

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god fuck off you fucking loser. you dont need to hug an anime pillow and mooch money get a fucking job and leave your house

god damn you are the biggest loser I swear you try to be a fucking bitch on purpose

I hate people that cant even leave their comfort and just say everything is too hard. I cant wait until your parents die and you have to fend for yourself I hope you get cut off your disability shit

is that you Kone?
ifi t is, want to say I forgive you for "exposing" me and I never cared you did at all.
hit me up if you want
melancholy#7338

>reddit spacing
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> mooch money get a fucking job and leave your house
I have medical conditions that prevent me from doing so
>. I cant wait until your parents die and you have to fend for yourself I hope you get cut off your disability shit
dude im getting my own place for free and I will be there without my mum.
I will be comfy.

I might even snag a HS girl, convince her to be a hikki with me.
I could do that but an incel like you couldnt

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>>is that you Kone?
I don't know who that is, I'm just a guy who saved that image from a thread

I want to comission one
Where I can find artists?

>Where I can find artists?
melancholy#7338
I know an artist taht is good, let me help

>I don't know who that is, I'm just a guy who saved that image from a thread
ok NO bro

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Correct.
You can just get a normal one

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>no dakimakura-appropriate art for my waifu
>waifu's proportions would look incredibly weird when scaled with a daki in mind
>have to hide it constantly and would almost never get any chance to wash it
>not enough places in my room to hide it because it'd be too big
I guess this is the plight of having a non-human waifu

>>have to hide it constantly
why?
parents dont like?
any reason???

can I get the sauce on that Akari cover please?

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ummm sorry, I think the guy who got it, got it from a jap auction...

some peoples parents sperg...

I love my daki but I mostly sleep with just the pillow. I'm terrified I wake up in a cold sweat and find my nose was bleeding and blood got onto her. I don't know what I would do.

>I love my daki but I mostly sleep with just the pillow. I'm terrified I wake up in a cold sweat and find my nose was bleeding and blood got onto her.
I need to clean mine badly I have blood on it but never change sheets....ill do it tomorrow

if you haven't cleand up the blood right after you noticed it's done
just buy a new case the stain won't go out now

>if you haven't cleand up the blood right after you noticed it's done
>just buy a new case the stain won't go out now
its been months, I have a new clean case anyway but I got blood out of that one so idk....
sad