Okay I'll say this once as a woman:
Vaginas honestly are disgusting and hard to work with and clean. I don't get why women have to get the short end of every fucking stick evolution wise.
Okay I'll say this once as a woman:
Nathan Bell
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John Barnes
Imagine having a shitty stinky vagina while other girls have cute simple ones.
Zachary Gonzalez
There is an interesting theory (not a real theory) that women were first but men are the evolution
Which explains why most of you are horny retards that can't invent shit
must of sucked in those days. It was a lesbo free for all (imagine the smell) goodness!
Luke Smith
All vag are like this sadly.
Charles Gonzalez
>short end of the stick
You mean like men working like dogs to build and dying to protect a secure civilization while taking care of and providing for your every whim so long as you spread your legs? Yes truly the short end of the stick
David Jackson
>can't wipe back to front without winding up with two shit filled cavities
I think about and feel bad for your gender every time I take a big fat shit and wipe my asshole.
Jace Ortiz
the truth has been spoken
not to mention periods and getting pregnant
Jason Harris
>Hard to clean
This is what your fingers are for, dumb roleplayer. THEYRE FOR CLEANING
Wyatt Sanchez
>providing for your every whim
That's only recently, women had to do all kinds of shit around the house and in bed to appease whatever toe they were forced to marry or suck off.
Jordan Wilson
ever shed your uterine lining before? ever taken a shit and the toilet bowl has turned into a mess of blood and shit and it rakes of papa nerg himself?
or cramps so bad you cant even push a turd out?
every month for a week from when your 12 to 50
come back to me when youv pushed a baby through your peehole, cuck
Julian Hall
vaginas just aren't athletically pleasing
a girls ass and tits are more a s t h e t ic
Sebastian Garcia
a person with great tastes, i see
Nathaniel Foster
is that chick of age qwailman? You aren't posting such a thing in
TIMES UP (2019) shit era, are you?
Eli Foster
my dude theyr just tits
put your dick in your hand or move on
Michael Ramirez
honestly i have dreamed so many times of being born as a man. Literally the only downside of having a dick is that people can see if you are horny in public. Hell, I would just be gay if my dick is too small. fuck pussy
Ian Ward
>clean
Nigga they clean themselves. You're not a woman.
Nicholas Sanchez
masturbating would be so much easier, and we wouldnt have to worry about things like different infections because vaginas are fucking bacteria sponges
Jeremiah Green
I wish women just had penises
Justin Cooper
the inside yeah, but the outside its good to use your hand (no soap dear lord) and give it a wipe in the shower
the thing sweats, you know
Xavier Perez
>honestly i have dreamed so many times of being born as a man
yeah being disposable, ignorable, and unwanted sounds right up your alley
Nicholas Williams
>pushed a baby through your peehole
That's not equivalent in the slightest. Cunts are designed to stretch out as needed and then tighten back up afterward. It's more akin to an extra stretchy asshole than a urethra.
>just wipe it a bit with your hand in the shower
>but they're so dreadfully inconvenient to clean
Bruh do you even bait
Adam Rivera
Muh house keeping
Muh periods
The fact thats all you subhumans have to complain about screams how easy you have it in life but I wouldnt make the mistake of thinking you smart enough to realize that. Theres a reason men have have done literally everything worthy of being written down or remembering through all of history
Grayson Kelly
i want to cum in them
Isaac Thomas
imagine being this mad in a thread about vaginas
you clearly dont know how vagina's work
one word
vaginal discharge
vagina's are bacteria sponges and you have to take care of it or itll smell
>not knowing basic female anatomy
cope more
James Gray
just wash it bro. ez
Ryan Powell
You got the long stick socially.
Nathan Miller
>as a woman
Eat shit, RP faggot.
Evan Murphy
true to an extent
both genders have there benefits and minuses
women are more likely to be the victim of violence and men have more expectations on their shoulders
Aiden Barnes
That's not correct, men are more likely to be the victim of violence.
Aaron Williams
>one word
>vaginal discharge
>vagina's are bacteria sponges and you have to take care of it or itll smell
They clean themselves. You rinse it off in the shower. "Problem" solved.
Eli Peterson
Yeah I don't know where that meme comes from. Even some of the most of the vile men live by the code of not killing woman or children.
Colton Jones
I'm a woman they clean so poorly that one little upset will give you BV/fish smell, and cum can stay inside for a week, also they make smegma. Frequently.
I hate this thing desu.
Isaac Bailey
This is why l fap to shemale porn
Isaiah Bailey
what do you think vaginal discharge is? its the vagina cleaning itself, the inside
and thats what i said about wiping it down
can i get a statistic link?
Samuel Foster
I think the problem with vaginas is that they can get REALLY disgusting in no time. At its best it like heroin for men, at its worse it can grosser than a asshole full of shit.
Leo Bell
Yes, wiping it in the shower is so hard. Woe is you.
Adrian Robinson
read what i said about about periods
also fun when the discharge stains pants and underwear and having to walk around with a blood soaked pad between your legs thats probz leaked onto your panties because tampons are soaked in bleach and you dont want to risk toxic shock
Jose Richardson
>can i get a statistic link?
Picture related
If you want to read the whole thing bjs.gov
Nolan Ward
Dunno man, my gfs vagina is very clean, cute and well kept. Maybe youre doing something wrong or scrub it too hard dunno
Owen Barnes
Yes, so very bad compared to what men go through. Sad!
Cameron Gonzalez
tell me the struggle of your penis, user-chan
im sure itll be a lengthy post, but ill be waiting, dont you worry
Mason Johnson
>I don't get why women have to get the short end of every fucking stick evolution wise.
Dicks and balls are easy to clean. But because testicles are so fragile and sensitive its hard to find positions in which they are comfortable. Especially when you are fat and have large thighs.
Noah Gomez
Oh no, not the penis. Wars, working 70 hours a week, being expected to be outgoing and successful and being made fun of if you said you just want to stay at home and raise your kids while someone else works their ass off to support you, that sort of thing. You know, real problems.
Jaxon Bailey
>woman
There is the problem
Aiden Gutierrez
this thread is comparing genitals
be gone if its not on that topic
shoo
Jeremiah Jones
It's actually just women saying they get the short end of the stick but go ahead and keep deflecting
Angel Gray
everyone here is talking about their genitals
keep coping madfag
Robert Jackson
>talk about what I want you to talk about or go away even if this isn't my thread
Henry Gray
>following the topic of the thread instead of bumping with offtopic madfag coping
Christopher Anderson
>replies to himself
Looks like you're the madfag now
Ian Young
twas clearly a slip of hand
im sure thats something your familiar with, user-chan
Isaac Davis
One, I'm talking about the thread topic, which is vaginas being kinda gross. Two, you keep saying I'm coping, presumably out of habit because you're bad at arguing and resort to cheap tactics that you use to trick yourself into thinking you're right. What am I supposed to be coping about? Not having a stinky off-balance pussy?
Robert Moore
>genitals
All I talked about was my greasy asshole.
If this is what your 'genitals' equate to just continue being subhuman and disgusting.
Tyler Bailey
You've ready called yourself a madfag. It's over for you. Better luck in your next argument.
Jacob Barnes
>the levels of salt
careful user-chan, i hear your blood pressures already on the rise, im sure your cum and tear stained dakimakura wants you to be stay healthy after all
Brody Moore
>was so asshurt his hands started shaking, and he replied to himself
You've already embarrassed yourself enough this thread
Lincoln Turner
tell me user-chan, do you cry before or after your done fapping? is it both?
Parker Mitchell
I'm giving you a chance to stop embarrassing yourself. You should take it.
Brayden Clark
>catch your dick in a zipper, fun for all ages
>have to clean that piss and sperm stink away just like females need to
>big vulnerable spot right between your legs, clearly an ideal thing to own for the gender prone to get into fights
>random boners to embarrass the shit out of yourself in public
>piss in a public place, get 5 guys looking at your dick
>finally, done and away from those semi-fags
>zip up, wash hands
>WHY ARE YOU DRIPPING NOW?! There is a girl I am hopeful for waiting for me outside, and you just made me choose between rushing back to her looking like I piss my pants or play 10 min of Mr. Bean and the Airdryer
And talking of the whole gentle, loving and understanding female gender, oh bless them. Gotta love their equal measures of hatred, envy and total naivety about our dicks:
>Oh, too worried or tired today to get that thing working while a girl wants it inside her? "YOU DAMN LOOOOSER, I feel my attractivity threatened now and will project it all on how unmanly you are!"
>"You can't measure up to the huge dicks I saw in porn, boy. Better kys! What you mean, i am shit with out my make-up and stuffed bra? All girls do that, you incel!"
>"Eww you are uncircumcised? Shit looks like an anteater, dude!
>"Aww, you have no foreskin? My first bf had that, It was soooo fun to play with. And why are you so reaction-less compared to him? That is no fun"
>"Why are you pressing that thing against me now? I TOLD you I only wanted to cuddle/dance/whatever! You males are ALL the same!"
>"Oh I like your cock. It is CUTE!" ... "What are you looking at me like that for, can't take a compliment?"
I could go on, but you are probably bored by now.
Nathaniel Gray
Just dropped by to say those are some damn fine titties.
Isaiah Miller
I once saw a girl put a post on a public Facebook group looking for an apartment. In a few seconds a guy sent her a message with his apartment details, asked if she wanted to join a seperate WhatsApp group for memes (normies,i know) and started sharing creepy jokes with her.
My point is that this average looking girl got an orbiter without even doing something about it. If girls have it hard biologically, it is more than made up socially
Christopher Torres
user-chan, this is a safe place, you can tell onee-san
do you cry all the way through because you know youll never put your dick in any thing that has a heartbeat?
ty for actually contributing, that does sound very unfortunate, but it sounds like you dont surround yourself with very nice girls, or your a fuckboi
Nathan Jenkins
>yourself with very nice girls, or your a fuckboi
Both in its time desu, call it experiences of a boomer
Benjamin Cook
heres some sippy boomer-chan
i hope you have better luck in the future
Brandon Lee
Testicular torsion and circumcision are one hell of a trip, user.
Eli Fisher
>Women are more likely to be the victim of violence.
ISHYGDDT
Connor Stewart
>over sugared liquid gumbears
I wonder how that meme ever came up, the only thing that stuff is remotely good for is putting it in vodka.
But thanks for the thought I suppose.
Caleb Evans
I'm probably in the minority here but I think vaginas are actually very aesthetically pleasing, even the ones that bots would call "roasts." That they get wet and slippery when aroused makes them even better, though the fact that they emit discharge is still super gross.
Justin Reyes
because its slimy turns alot of people off, but i cant really imagine how a straight man can find them gross really
sure, dicks look better when uncircumcised but circumcised pensies are nice too
Tyler Murphy
Cry me a fucking river cunt.
Ugcdccb
Ryan Richardson
T. Roast beef pussy
Chase Wilson
No just fat ugly sluts with poor hygiene and bad diets.
Joseph Martinez
sad that that was a common enough phrase here he had to originoli
oh my oh my
Joseph Robinson
>doing things around the house
>building civilisation
Fuck off idiot.
Ohhhh boo hoo muh period. Cry me a river slut. You having some stomach aches every few weeks doesnt compare to the billions of men whove died in wars over the centuries.
All roastie need to gtfo Jow Forums.
Oliver Ortiz
No, only disgusting girls have smelly pussies.
Nicholas Sanchez
You and every other cunt in here comparing periods to warfare are the ones who are mad sweetly.
Camden Moore
>women are more likely to be victims of violence
Lol get a load of this cunt.
Sebastian Cooper
Why would she take a pic like that. Do women honestly not realise they have disgusting vaginas?
Alexander Rodriguez
>slut
the proper pronunciation is Onee-sama
its pretty easy to catch an infection for a girl, doesnt have to be poor hygiene as even soup down there can cause a bacterial infection
>doesnt know what thread hes in
almost kek worthy, madfag
Cooper Cooper
>do women really not realize my personal preference?
i know right, what whores kek amirite fellow virgins?
Michael Sanchez
>doesnt know what board shes on
Actually kek worthy, stay mad cunty.
Ethan Morgan
>I have a huge blown out pussy and Im mad about it
UNO that nothing a female says on this board matters right?
Jose King
Roastie defence force.
Imaging having a disgusting vagina.
Michael Jones
who the fuck is this namefag femanon and why isn't she going back to lolcow or crystal.cafe?
Daniel Bennett
Step up your game and get actual S tier pussies
Tyler Jackson
Did daddy walk out on you as a kid?
>watching anime.
Easton Phillips
I dunno but both those places are overdue for a raid I think.
Dylan Taylor
I would recommend you not use a chowder type soup like clam chowder, or any other creamy type soups that has a puree or bisque when putting it on the vagina. Stick to a semi clear broth to avoid infections, I recommend the white bean chicken soup.
Thomas Gomez
Maybe if you werent such a slut your pussy wouldnt smell so bad. Dirt bag cunt.
Ryder Cook
ALL VAGINAS ARE QUEENS
Brody Clark
user-chan, i know your not mad over my pussy
your mad because the only wet, warm thing wrapped tightly around your cock will forever be your lotioned up hand because your a social autist in the worst possible way
>assuming in not here specifically to troll incels like you madfags
whats the point if there arent chunks, user-chan
come on, use your brain
Isaiah Flores
I know right. Having a period is way worse than the battle of the Somme.
Jeremiah Anderson
>Le Im here to troll you
Wow you could have fooled me. Stay triggered you ugly roastie.
Jason Thompson
Ive had my dick in a lot of vaginas actually. Not like thats relevant. Ide rather be a virgin then a whore with a loose, flapping axe wound. :). Think of some new come backs you dumb cunt.
Jack Hill
awww user-chan
show me on the doll where the big scary stacy's hurt you
was it the anus? it was the anus wasnt it?
poor poor user-chan
Nathan Parker
>r9k is incel hq hurr durr
nigger, we never asked for them
leave us robots alone and go back
Asher Nguyen
Imagine being this angry about being a roastie that you have to sit on the incel board all day waiting to defend the roastie brigades honour. Literally lower than shark shit.
Carter Edwards
Show me on the doll where daddy touched you.
Xavier Lewis
user-chan i know this forum is anonymous but that isnt any reason to lie
what if your crust cumstained dakimakura heard you? youd break her little cotton heart
im here because i relate to the neet/hikki/social anxiety struggles, but sometimes i have to bite the bait and have some fun with the triggered here
if your rude youll be treated rudely, its the laws of laifu my dude
poor little user-chan, the only one whos angry is you
i think your vision is so red with rage that someone has a vagina you think everyone around you are the angry ones
what a sad, sad way to live, user-chan
Eli Davis
>women get short end of stick evolution wise
OP is right guys. Women are dumber, weaker both physically and emotionally... evolutionarily speaking, women exist only to be bred by men. other than that they're completely fucking useless