Masturbating before job interview. Good or bad idea?

Masturbating before job interview. Good or bad idea?

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Good idea
Just make sure you dont get any on your pants and wash your hands

Masturbate during job interview to show dominance

Bad idea.
Even if you wash thoroughly it can still be detected by other people, especially women. Just because you can't doesn't mean others can't.

Neutral idea. Wont affect you in any way.

Why? What are the benefits? Notoriginalgoddamnit

If you have problems with feeling tired, definitely don't do it before. Unless you're a girl. It also depends on the sex makeup of the interviewers. If one of them are a woman you find attractive, definitely do it before you go. Maybe the same for attractive male interviewers as well. Overall, it's probably a good thing, especially since you probably don't know how it's going to go down.

>what are the benefits
It will make you more relaxed which will help if you are nervous

The downside is that you wont be able to fuck if the interviewer is dtf

It's a skype interview.

people can detect that you masturbated recently?

>skype
Fuckin kek alright thats a lot less serious
Feel free to masturbate
But dont leave your lube out in camera view

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>he doesnt carry a masturbator detector

People can easily smell it. As I said women seem to be able to spot it really well. But if it's a skype interview then it doesn't really matter. You can probably even masturbate during the interview and get away with it.

Masturbate mid interview to assert your dominance.

It's serious. The job offer is in another country.

I'm not going to get it though, as I'm underqualified.

Stop baiting this poor autist. OP there is no way to (((detect))) it, but you can smell it if youre wearing weeks old jizz stained clothes

I say don't. Having some natural testosterone is a good idea imo. just jack off the night before.

>its serious
No, its not. In person interviews are the only serious interviews

Nice cope. Unless you take a shower right after you masturbated there will always be a faint scent. People know, user.

Not that guy, but you're wrong. It's extremely easy to smell. I notice it all the time.

I literally asked for a skype interview in stead of an in person one, as I didn't want to jump on a plane to do a job interview 4500 km from here. Either way, it's irrelevant as I won't get it anyway.

What kind of business do you work in that involves detecting the faint scent of semen all the time

I fluff turkeys.

Why do the interview then?

Maybe you should research nofap and its many benefits. Do nofap for a while and you will be the one doing interviews. I highly advise against your decision, do not jack off before the interview. People here will tell you I'm wrong, however that's because they are addicts, like me. However the benefits of nofap run deep and will improve your life in every aspect. I know from experience.

Can you imagine any great leader and men of history hunched over a computer watching people having sex while stroking their penis?

I don't know. Practice, the small chance I'll actually get it, the fact that I'm underqualified for every available job anyway?

I mean they offered me the interview. They contacted me, not the other way around. I can't help if they didn't read my resume.

AWWWWWW, IT'S SO CUTE OMG

>saved up for 7 days
>didn't get the job

Take from it what you will.

Definitely a good idea. When I'm super busy and go a few days without it I notice my mind is foggier. Afterwards my mind is sharper and I'm able to make and go through with decisions a lot easier. Trying to keep it in has a feminizing effect I've noticed, it comes out in thought patterns and general demeanor/body language.If you want to project the image of being a chadly go-getter type you should try to bust one or two within 18 hours of the interview. When I worked days I used to do it with my morning shower. Now I'm working nights. Lots more money but way more hours, unhealthy way to live. Losing weight, fapping only once or twice a week, all the typical shit you see in articles about working nights. We do it while we're young and can get away with it. I'm going to retire late 30s and just chill. Grow shit in my garden, fuck my gf(s), kill animals for fun, all those things I used to enjoy doing but can't do while working.

Tone it down a little. This is mix ammonia and bleach to grow crystals tier trolling. You want it to be somewhat believable if you want anyone to actually go through with something that will hurt them.

Yes, not masturbating is extremely dangerous and if someone's telling you to nofap, he's trying to kill you.

Wew, sure is reddit this morning
Not even sure what you're doing, but you're also wrong.

It's PORN that is harmful, not masturbating itself unless you're jerking it so much your cock is raw