/britfeel/

I don't want to get laid lad, I just want to play vidya and watch cartoons in peace

>if you don't look after your teeth you aren't gonna get laid.
too late for me and thats the least of my problems anyway.

pls b careful apu it looks cold and slippy up there

Got a pot noodle and a bottle of milk

a shaven young male's arsehole, with the cock and balls to fondle

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Apu 'eadin up to nonce that kid. Proper little dirty beast you are

got a job after being a NEET for ages and I've realised that I didn't actually have anxiety or depression

No therapy today so off to the highstreet. Only the bank and chemist but nice to get out once in awhile

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And what..pulling yourself to porn? Sort yourself out lad

Getting stuck in the NEET hole is rough, no one ever tells you how shit it is.

Just wait until the new shiny job feeling wears off.

Pull my finger lad

Kinda just given up on everything really, thats the point i've got to in my life.

Pick me up toothpaste in the chemist lad, feeling inspired

it's retail. stacking shelves and tidying things up mostly, and if a customer asks me for help we get to go on an adventure to help them find what they're looking for
I quite like it

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IF YOU BE MY BOOLEY GUARD
I CAN BE YOUR LONG LOST PAL

I'm just a constipated man

Still can't believe that Apu overpowered and raped Bazza.
He's in fucking bits.

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You're a manchild lol

I want Gianna to be my mummy lads

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If I can't be myself on Jow Forums
I will simply end myself .

That isn't canon lore lad, it's a viscous smear campaign

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Apu left a viscous smear in Bazza.

I do the same thing, it was alright at first but it becomes so incredibly monotonous and there's so many things that annoy me about it.

my big booby dentist wasn't there today i had to have a fat brown man instead

I'm ill lads, pulled a sicky from work, its like being neet again

Ahh so it's you that's been stealing my snottery tissues and rubbing them on your face

oh became monotonous by the second day, but I've been a NEET for ages so I can deal with that easily

You can lad I was just messing

Filthy wogsocket

What did Greggs mean by this?

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Nothing because you clearly missed off 2 Greggs

Satan will rise in that lane that smells like that ross's the pub is on

still lmaoing at the aids scare.

fucking starving
fuck all here to eat
fuck it.

Come to my bit for a kit kat

Those locations are clearly just distractions to throw off people like you.

*slowly eats a large cornish pasty in front of you*

Had a voucher for a free mighty bucket for one from KFC, so I picked one up while I was picking up some tickets for an event. But I'm not even hungry and reheated KFC is shite

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I think brit normie had something to do with this.

Sosig rolls are people's souls.

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Just been lying in bed playing with my love handles and planning some wanks later on

Is this Newcastle? Can't think of anywhere else with that many Greggs. But I'm also sure there isn't a Lidl next door to the Gym I go to

No its glasgow lad, right in the city centre

Ingurland is changed. I taste it in the lager, I feel it in the pubs. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it. It began with the baking of the Great Rolls. Three were given to the Scouse Lads, resourceful, friendliest and fairest of all beings. Seven to the Mancunians, great weavers and craftsmen of the Satanic Mills. And nine, nine rolls were gifted to the Footie Lads, who, above all else, desire a victory for Norf FC. But they were, all of them, deceived, for another roll was made. In the city of London, in the bakeries of the State, the Dark Lady Thatcher cooked in secret a Master Roll, to control all others. And into this roll she poured her cruelty, her malice and her will to destroy all of the North.

One Roll to rule them all!!!

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I'm sure you could form a Greggs pentagram from any town that's got at least 5 Greggs

...How many towns have five Greggs?

Reeee it's right smack bang in the centre of Glasgow, there's loads of office workers and builders, 7+ Greggs is necessary

Bloody hell madness, wasn't aware Greggs was as popular in other places too. I have a theory that Greggs is a money laundering front, how the fuck do they keep all these establishments open, they're literally a street apart. Pic related, Newcastle

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I should've said town or city. But so far I found that Swindon and Milton Keynes (both towns) have at least 5 Greggs.

Ha ha .. the Norf meme is hilarious ..

>wasn't aware Greggs was as popular in other places too
Sheltered beyond belief. They have McDonalds and KFCs outside your town as well!

The Greggsagram....

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Back from the highstreet. Paranoid everything in my life seems ok I'm sure something bad is gonna happen

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Nobody cares about your contrived fail of a meme kys

nice post mate classic britfeel right there xD

sulkanon is awake again
will he ever find a cure to his sulking?

friendly reminder that the founder of greggs is a nonce

Isn't it his son that's the nonce?

sulkanon moaning about sulkanon again.

sulkanon sulking about sulk user moaning at sulkanon again

I apologize to for the previously made allegations against the founder of greggs. I misspoke I called him a nonce what I meant to say is the spawn he produced is a nonce.
Once again sorry.

just gone to put 3rd rock from the sun on (its on before cant pay) and the episode name is clearly displayed at the top and its called "I enjoy being a dick" now seeing at its obviously well before the watershed, could i get 5star+1 in trouble for this slip up? i plan on claiming quite hefty mental damage expenses from them

based glas user
I was just in town for burns
met a nice barmaid in the Bon Accord but she stood me up despite smiling and flirting alot

I am unironically a liberal.

Fell asleep mid wank but my mum finished me off and put my underwear back on, love her desu.

CHANGE MY PITCH UP

SMACK MY BlTCH UP

snowing pretty heavy here but its not sticking, fucking shit this country i swear

>wanting the snow to stick
>wanting the snow to turn into ice
>wanting a slippery nightmare everywhere
mong

youtu.be/bwK9VIDEv8w

>Be nonce
>Get caught out by Nonce Hunters.
>They turn up at your door and you go outside to speak with them
>Start to realise you've been stung
>Make a dash back for the door, your dad lets you in
>Nonce Hunters shout "Paeeedoooo!" outside your house for ten minutes hurling accusations
>They film into your property and catch you trying to delete the chatlogs
>But it's too late. They've already brought them.

Which one of you was this?

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It's like Asperger's people trying to learn social norms of neurolotypicals, good show.

>>wanting the snow to turn into ice
didnt say i wanted this but since you mentioned it it would be pretty funny to watch normals slipping everywhere and potentially getting serious injuries from the falls or car accidents

You sure it was her and not your dad that did it? You were asleep after all.

My dad is at work, unless the neighbour snuck in a gave me a quick one.

hahahaha life imitates art

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>sulkanon does NOT like snow and ice

sulkanon hates everything. He only interjects to discuss how much he hates something, make vaguely passive aggressive comments on anything anyone else is talking about is in general a very sulky lad.

close up of 12kg he's very beautiful

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wish i could afford cigarettes and mcdonalds

absolute unit of a kitter, very handsome lad

Mmm a nice ice cold pint o irn bru. N it onlys bloddy snowing

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>sulkanon hates night owls

I feel like JD from Scrubs is a similar thing. His internal monologue is usual his own realisations of his coworkers' behaviour

>irn bru out of a stolen pub glass

The epitome of /britfeel/

Reminder that there is a conspiracy afoot that seems to be targeting the main generals of this board using Lain as their mascot, their ultimate goals? I have not figured it out - yet, but it seems I'm not the only one who's clocked onto their nefarious schemes: desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/50637888

info:
The bong radio crew seem to be involved, however are they the chief suspect or just a chess piece in this plot?

Keep your eyes open and tread lightly.

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>youtube giving me "invest in Bavaria" adverts
How rich does the fucking google algorithm think I am.

Clean your window sill you filthy bastid

steak bakes for lunch with a side of cinema snob on youtube

That is a FINE choice of soft drink lad, currently sipping on a half pint myself put of a j20 glass I found

They're both bad for you lad, better off without them