>Americans have their Guns
>Germans have their Autobahn
>British have... uh..
What do British people do for fun?
Americans have their Guns
Cuckold themselves to foreign niggers.
Formerly conquer every subhuman.
fuck off, Eurotrash
>be bong
>get shot
>go to er
>wait 8 hours for dirty pakis to get free healthcare
>go to doctor to remove bullet
Oi Doc, you got a loisence for that scalpel
win two world wars
i like to play dressup and wear cute dresses n stuff
The language you posted in.
What did you win?
Shut up, Coxwizard.
he won two worlds for israel and got mudslmes as his just rewards
pub games
>What do British people do for fun?
well we invented most sports that everyone else plays - apart from shooting up schools with semi-automatic rifles & invading Poland
>Gets blown up
>ID
>BIN
Why didn't i notice this earlier.
lül
I hope at least a few ticket scalpers got hit.
HAHAHAHA
Oi oi, you got a licence for that picture of offensive weaponry?
you guys are missing out
Brits don't have fun, it's known. Get woke.
>What do British people do for fun?
you mum
your mum
your bum
"Free" Healthcare!
move to a better country
have a pint of guiness
google.co.uk
We can make funny jokes online...
>Be British
>Save up all year for a Ski Holiday package to La Plagne
>Spend the holiday getting drunk with a few hours of stumbling around on skis with no effort to improve
>Next year save for drunk holiday in Greece
The life of a Englishman.
The British have their queues. If the Nazis really wanted to defeat the British they would have organized a queue outside of a gas chamber in London and they would have volunteered to be exterminated.
Mutti Merkel forgives me for not having one, because i give sanctuary to a teen Syrian female in my flat.
I need to take some new pictures.
Christ why the fuck have yanks surpassed fucking leafs as the utter cancer of this site
Drugs
Moan
Talk about the weather
>Be bong
>finish work at 6pm
>go to the pub, order overrated guiness
>get wasted to forget about the permanent rain and work.
>go home, smoke overpriced cigarette
>sleep, repeat.
Johnny French knows us
Is there any point in skiing sober? Really though
I'm an expat m8. You know that our culture is dead.
One just has to try your national "dish", fish and chips, to understand the bland and greasy way of life of an Englishman.
>Be bong
>hands dirty from jerking off Paki cock all day
>wants to wash hands
>the sink has TWO handles
>forget which one is hot and cold
>blast ultra hot water
>burn hands
>have to blow Paki cock now
Definitely don;t have dentists that's for sure!
our national dish is curry
Fair enough, kek'd
What's with all of the bong hate on pol these days? I've had a great time whenever I've been to the UK.
Don't forget all of the variations of pastry stuffed with meat and gravy. The colour of our food ranges from beige to brown! Our cuisine is truly supreme.
It's just bantz m8. Always has been except for the phaggots that take things seriously.
Maybe you traveled to Ireland the whole time and you didn't notice.
They use various loicenses for fun
Good riddance!
youtube.com
>Not liking pastry filled with meat and gravy
are you some kind of faggot?
Because its deserved desu. They act like brexit is going to save their country and everything else they talk about is stuff that happened a century or more ago. They just go on and on about it. You never hear the Spanish, French or Portuguese go on about their empires today.
They're very customizable, I hear they trade them like baseball cards.
>Oy I'll let you borrow me TV loicense if I can use your masterbation loicense
t. Spaniard booty blasted over Gibraltar
Such rudeness. Sacred blue.
i go to the gun range every week, i own 3 shotguns and a rifle
we have guns, we just dont let the plebs play with them
confirmed faggotry
I like the attention desu
Excuse my French while I discover some british wonders on the internets.
Why would I want you in the EU if I was pissed off over Gibraltar? Now that you are leaving its only a matter of time until it is Spanish again.
>win 2 world wars
>still lose in the end
epic
have old men discuss cars, cause trouble, and tell war stories/history @topgear @thegrandtour @jeremyclarkson
Millions of brown people.
British people have their humor, which is completely unrecognizable to a German
>dr Muhammad
>"Sorry bruv, we don't work on filthy Kuffar."
lol
I do love a good pasty being from the west country and all.
Lel you actually believe that? One was practically a stale mate and the other was everyone else doing the heavy lifting.
I like driving fast as much as any other German but the autobahn is not fun. But Germans are autistic so sure its very fun to drive on a straight road for 2 hours while people will almost crash into you because they suck at driving
>tfw clarkson is knocking on death's door
You mean like Mr. Bean and Little Britain?
Laugh at amerimutts dying for Israel in Iran
Brits like complaining. Its their thing. They love complaining and doing nothing about it so that they can continue complaining about it.
Watch it. I'd bet my house that Brexit doesn't happen because they'll vote on it again and then they'll go back to complaining about the EU.
They also have Secret eaters, my favourite comedy!
Banter comes and goes; Bongland got more attention recently because of Wiltshire and Count Dankula.
Before it was amerimutts
before that, it was A FUCKING LEAF
before that, swedecucks
Etc, etc
I wonder who will be SHITTED next
how did those niggers afford those firearms?
probably fake or movie props or something
>Implying mummy may won't drag us into the war.
>Germans have their Autobahn
>no speed limit
>yay
>drive like 100 mph
>car gets fucked because the glorious Autobahn is full of potholes because there is no money to fix them despite (((germany))) being rich af theoretically
We don't even the Autobahn to deter our thoughts from the eternal fugger/merkel problem, who are you even trying to fool.
British people have an incredible culture that is probably more fascinating than nearly all other countries, with some exceptions like china.
it's a shame to see the british identity pounded out of brits, as it's something truly valuable they should cling onto.
judging by how lightweight they look in the nigs hands they're probably fake
>Brits speak English for fun
I’m not sure what is worse, the British concept of food or fun.
Doesn't Germany broadcast the British comedy film "dinner for one" literally every single year on new years eve?
Yes.
Shit this is what I meant to post. The Brit Hate folder is pretty thicc.
I'd say Gays
but that has gone out like a plague
rape your mum
>'member when we wuz Empire? Shit was so cash
Brexit was never going to happen user, no fucking way will our euroloving house of cucks allow it
>win
The empire
British people *had* an incredible culture. Do yourself a favour and visit England if you want to see a stunning example of cultural degeneration. Just contrast the chavs/slags/niggers you see on the street with the beautiful architecture of one of the cathedrals. Anyone who goes to uni in England any semblance of culture or British identity is lost.
just put some vignette like other eu countries and you'll fix em in no time
btw someone told me those are the same autobahns basically that hitler made
stop getting butthurt at some shitty greentext
>british wonders on the internets.
Here's me favourite ad Mon ami
Russia won WWII
>implying the money wouldn't be misused
Boy. It's like you know fuck all about how germany works.
>It's THIS GUY again