Be me

>be me
>get a grilfriend

Goodbye losers

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>be OP
>girl talks to me once

See you in a month, OP

well dont just stand there, tell us how!

you are just jealous because i have a grilfriend and nobody loves you

>jealous
yeah, I am
See you in a month, I guess

i asked her if she would suck my cock after her shift and she said yes

>be op
>get a gf
>be so overhyped and get clingy
>gf leaves him
>kills himself

R9k 4ever

>Be op
>girlfriend takes pants off
>Penis comes out
>OP:"i'm back"

>after a month
>no sign of OP
>>tfw when still no grilfriend

>be me a week ago
>girl had some feelings for me
>thought I would get gf
>It was false alarm

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You are lying. Don't tell lies.

>be op
>gets to stick cock in qt grils pussy everyday from now on

cry more losers

>be this guy
>pathetic

The best possible chance for a real waifu who would want to be with me and love me is probably being torn apart as I am writing this. I think I will not make it, I am going to cut and die.

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>be this guy
>feels pathetic

>be op
>be incel
>decide to troll r9k today

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what does your girlfriends boobs taste like

>be newfag
>make le epic roast greentext
>search for an image
>post a shitty meme because normie

>be this guy
>>use the word troll unironically

You win this time... but when your firstborn will be a nigger you wish your gf had never met me

>be this guy
>use the word unironically unironically
>be american

they taste like cream

>be this guy
>thinks he's so cool and original
>call out someone by using greentext

I have to go take a bath to wash away the normie i got from you

I just sucked on her tits to see how they taste like

We will see you again next week OP.