>be me
>get a grilfriend
Goodbye losers
>be me
>get a grilfriend
Goodbye losers
>be OP
>girl talks to me once
See you in a month, OP
well dont just stand there, tell us how!
you are just jealous because i have a grilfriend and nobody loves you
>jealous
yeah, I am
See you in a month, I guess
i asked her if she would suck my cock after her shift and she said yes
>be op
>get a gf
>be so overhyped and get clingy
>gf leaves him
>kills himself
R9k 4ever
>Be op
>girlfriend takes pants off
>Penis comes out
>OP:"i'm back"
>after a month
>no sign of OP
>>tfw when still no grilfriend
>be me a week ago
>girl had some feelings for me
>thought I would get gf
>It was false alarm
You are lying. Don't tell lies.
>be op
>gets to stick cock in qt grils pussy everyday from now on
cry more losers
>be this guy
>pathetic
The best possible chance for a real waifu who would want to be with me and love me is probably being torn apart as I am writing this. I think I will not make it, I am going to cut and die.
>be this guy
>feels pathetic
>be op
>be incel
>decide to troll r9k today
what does your girlfriends boobs taste like
>be newfag
>make le epic roast greentext
>search for an image
>post a shitty meme because normie
>be this guy
>>use the word troll unironically
You win this time... but when your firstborn will be a nigger you wish your gf had never met me
>be this guy
>use the word unironically unironically
>be american
they taste like cream
>be this guy
>thinks he's so cool and original
>call out someone by using greentext
I have to go take a bath to wash away the normie i got from you
I just sucked on her tits to see how they taste like
We will see you again next week OP.