>fembot
>want to off myself
>guys think girls with issues are: yes daddy fuck me harder!
>bots think having a vagina makes me immune to lifes woes
>guys want girls with fake issues so they can build them up/care for them
>guys dont want girls with issues
What am I doing it with Jow Forums? Dont have access to a gun but might be able to soon. Pills are easy but unreliable. Jumping out a window takes too long to actually die. Maybe a noose?
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Life gets better as time goes on. Don't waste your opportunity to improve your own life.
Shut up and find some guests, Host
What are your issues? Let's talk here.
Please don't do it fembot. I do want a girl with issues. I really don't want you to hurt yourself. I love you.
>Jumping out a window takes too long to actually die
5 seconds is too long? I'm convinced that to commit suicide, the method has to be violent. I've tried partial suspension hanging before and actually fainted and woke up. At night I have thoughts of jumping from parking garages
Just buy a shotgun dumb ho. Oh wait you only want attention and arent actually depressed. Never mind yeah just take some pills like every other "suicidal" roastie
Youre so full of it lmao
Or youve never seen a girl with real issues
A very large percentage of people hit the pavement and survive for hours sometimes days in total agony before dying. Its not instant like Hollywood portrays
>guys dont want girls with issues
true but no one should. if anyone "wants" someone with issues, they either have serious issues themselves or they have a savior complex and want to take advantage of you. work on your issues yourself.
Read the thread or gtfo
Cant get access to a gun rn, can soon
Where does everyone get this fantasy notion that a couple weeks in therapy and a few pills later all of your problems are solved? My issues arent fixable and idc if they have a savior complex, being taken advantage of is nothing new and Im not in a position to be picky
What do you mean by real issues? Suicide isn't the answer. Don't do it please.
Citation, please. You may be right, but I couldn't imagine surviving a fall from 10 stories
>"fembot"
>pretends to have issues
>goes on some Mongolion sheperds forum to complain about fake issues
>samefags to bait other people into giving her attention too
>"fembot" needs attention after she didn't got dicked for a whole day
yeah yeah we know you're an ugly fat fuck that is completley unattractive in every way imaginable but you're still after the 10/10 millionair guy because at the end of the day you're just the standart issued slut
go cry somewhere else
Oh lord, here we go with this shit.
>"it's not a phase mom!"
just off yourself faggot
Don't kill yourself:
fembot please tell me your issues I really want to help.
fuck off roastie, bait as fuck and that's your issues. This is why guys don't like girls with issues, because there's always fucking something to deal with. IMO i'd say off yourself... because if you really wanted to you already would have
nigger my family is an incubator of personality disorders and i used to be suicidal myself. getting a "savior" will not only not solve your problems, it will get you an extra problem.
mongolian shepherds my fucking sides lmao
Stone2 presents worrying statistics from a number of studies showing a high percentage of people jumping from four stories or less. Of those, a high percentage survive, invariably with fractures to spine, pelvis or major bone. Landing on the head can cause brain damage. Even jumping from seven stories can have a decent survival rate.
Its not about surviving, it has a really high fatality rate, its about taking too long to die
>guys dont want girls with issues
implying
I've been through some very rough times. Pls be SW England
irrelevant retard kys homo itbviously fucking bait
Well yeah, thats why I posted.
Did I mistype or something? Where are you fags seeing
>should I kill myself? Im so silly teehee Im gonna cut my wrists horizontally and post it to Facebook!
Im gonna kill myself, its a matter of how.
drink bleach the world doesn't need anymore trannies
Not even close
Its true and you dont want one either, beyond the tragic romance aspect
Partial suspension is the answer to your woes.
Whats partial suspension?
Partial suspension is a meme. I fucking woke up after passing out. I had the rope perfectly positioned so I didn't feel as if my head would explode. Everything was fucking perfect and it didn't work.
Describe your issues, am curious
Dating a girl with issues would be fine with me since I have issues myself, I feel like I'd be too much baggage for a mentally healthy woman
>rope
>bleach
>gun
>batery accid
>a vide veriety of cleaning chemicals
>jumping from a bridge/tall building
>jump into a river
>start shit with thugs
>wave a toy gun around and get shot by police
>eat 200g of tabaco
>eat a bunch of shrooms
>OD on crack, Heroin etc.
there are so many posibilities you're just an attention whore you're mining hard for pitty you dumb cunt now kill yourself ffs no one wants you
Hanging but fun. What you do is compress the carotid arteries so the blood flow to the brain is cut off which leads to you dying in mere minutes. You should make sure you're doing it right though because like all methods there's a chance you might mess it up and go brain damage.
Which knot did you use? Pic related, don't use the position on the far right.
It definitely works as evidenced by shitloads of celebrities that choose to go that route. Probably your best bet besides Nembutal and gun.
get a bf so you wont have to bother us bots when you want attention
Oh shit, I didn't know you were supposed to put your legs in front of you. I crouched down. Funny because I did a lot of research but didn't come across that. Thanks user.
>Im going to kms
You:
>OMG KYS AND STOP WHINING FOR ATTENTION
?????
dont kill yourself just embrace never dating. Its what we do and we are totally
>fine
The position is tricky, yeah. I'm afraid I might end up moving and fucking up the knot. sanctionedsuicide is good for some advice btw.
If you weren't whining for attention you would do it instead of talking about it
using meme arrows doesn't change shit faggot
if you wanna kill yourself, kill yourself otherwise keep it to yourself after failing to garner sympathy points for your fake ass issues
Don't do it. Try to find a real goal in life and you'll get better
Please don't kill yourself fembot! I am begging you not to. Please don't do it. Why won't you listen to me? I want to help you. I love you and I don't want to see you get hurt. please don't do it!
You need to focus on finding female friends. They actually care and aren't huge hypocrites who are using you for sex.
>What do you mean by real issues?
She means "issues that I don't want to solve because I'm more comfortable like this", it's basically women who don't want to have any responsibility or accountability for anything.
>samefagging so hard so you can pretend anyone gives a shit
sage goes into all fields