What is your best memory from high school?

getting my dick sucked for the first time in a toilet lmao

also bullying an autistic kid that was way into metroid, he tried to kill himself once after we peed in his backpack and ruined his samus aran pics. They where not as weird as Chris Chan's sonichu, but it was fully autistic. He freaked out and got himself in a balcony and threatened to jump, didn't an hero tho. ayyyyyyyy

I miss those days

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I hope you burn in hell you wicked demon.

One of the best things Ive read in this shitboard

what a fucking faggot thing to post

>traveling around with my friends from debate and staying up all night drinking coffee and preparing arguments
>going to football games just because my girlfriend was in band and getting nachos to eat in the stands
>making out between periods and in my car
>fingerfucking and getting blowjobs by the tennis courts
>fixing up an old car with my granddad in our garage, camping out at the DMV to be first in line, and ultimately getting my license
>loitering in parking lots with my gf and our friends and just sitting in/on our cars and bullshitting after school
>driving alone to and from school with my music blasting and an energy drink in the cup holder
>staying up all night drinking Rockstars and Monsters, jacking off, watching anime and cartoons, surfing Jow Forums and reddit, listening to metal and nightcore, and playing TF2 with my Steam friends at school
>playing Brawl with my Chad friend from P.E. after school
>using my girlfriend's laptop to browse reddit and play games in class
>traveling to Europe on a class trip, climbing a mountain, skinny-dipping in a river with like 30 other teenagers, buying swords, backpacking and biking with the swords at our sides, getting tipsy on cider and exploring old towns, sneaking around our hotel to stay up and read Dune together, touring the mines in Salzburg, going on a boat ride in Lucerne, going to beer gardens and a beer hall, going to the Olympic park in Munich and riding the ferris wheel
>hanging out with my punky lesbian friend in 4th period
>losing my virginity with the rain pouring outside and Pink Floyd on the record player
>sleepovers with my girlfriend and making breakfast together with my little sisters before driving to school all together
>going to the Grand Canyon with my girlfriend and her family
>listening to The Pillows as I collected carts on weekend mornings at my grocery job
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I got groped by one of the sluts.

not reading this nigga dont fucking bother lmao

dude please no one wants to read this shit

A girl liked that I was a nervous beta and molested me during art class.

It feels nice to accomplish things, user. That play was a lot of work. It's satisfying as fuck to take a bow and hear the applause after any show, but bringing your own creation to life and seeing it do well is another level.

I used to sit behind this pretty popular chick in History and I would occasionally run my fingers over her butt through the space between the chair seat and the back of it. Usually only if she were wearing yoga pants: I'd trace my fingers over them very softly, so that she wouldn't feel it. The thing is I realized later that she was always unreasonably nice to me when her other friends weren't around, and I was a retarded teenager who probably wasn't as sly as I thought then, so I am suspicious that she might have known and been okay with it. Either way it's the closest thing to "sexual harassment" I've ever done.

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>driving my girlfriend around late at night just to explore the city, see the stars in the desert, fuck in an abandoned house, get Indian or Azn food, see movies at the casinos, loiter at gas stations, listen to the radio, get coffee, and just talk and bullshit
>having thousands of dollars in my bank account at all times and being able to buy gas, drive my friends and my sisters anywhere they wanted, get presents and arrange dates for my gf whenever I wanted, pay for MMO subscriptions, and buy/wear whatever I wanted
>getting presents like Oreo cheesecake at random from my gf between classes
>waking up early to get my sisters ready for school and dropping them off
>picking up my sisters and all our friends and playing chauffeur after school
>hanging out in detention and summer school
>watching Adventure time when it first aired and instantly deciding to watch it stoned
>going to anime cons with my friends and cosplaying
>staying up all night with my buddy drinking beer and bullshitting and playing XBOX
>breaking my girlfriend out of her house and sneaking her back in through the back or the roof at 2 AM
>mallgothing and loitering in general
>discovering Siouxsie and the Banshees
>making playlists with my girlfriend
>cooking dinner with my sister in the evening and just hanging out bullshitting in the kitchen
>watching Law and Order with my sisters on the couch after school
High school was /comfy/ as fuck.

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dude fuck off, this is not even worth reading

Then keep scrolling, faggot.

>Last day
>Everyone is signing everybody else's shirts
>Nobody wants to sign mine
>Go home, cry for a while
>Reach a point of sad clarity
>Let go of all the anxiety that being around all of those cunts gave me
>Chill

user can you post some more memories from high school? Don't listen to the trannies fucking with you, me and the rest of the lurkers want more

fight me irl you cuck

>friends and I decide to walk around the football field during our lunch period
>one of them had a skateboard so we were fooling around with it
>group of niggers decide to be niggers
>they beat up some random kid that was walking around by himself
>they see us and proceed to attack
>one of my friends runs away
>the other disappears
>the one with the skateboard defends himself with it
>i get pushed to the ground and my glasses fall off
>niggers leave

A few weeks later police is involved, they got pictures of the niggers and we identify them, one of them was crying when he talked to the police, I use my glasses as an excuse to make myself seem weaker and vulnerable because of my vision. They all get expelled.

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One day in senior year there was nothing to do in the class before lunch hour, so I told my teacher I had to go to the library and left school and sat in the park until after lunch. Just felt good to sit and feel the wind and listen to the birds.

I'll do you one better.
Yes, I was a cringy faggot.

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samefaging should be punished with public lapidation

Those numbers at the bottom right of your screen do something.

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I miss these fuckers bad now that we're strangers.

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Please translate this elder scroll for me champ

>primary school shirt was covered in nice messages from my classmates
>secondary school shirt only had messages from the teachers
I didn't want to remember that

>"Dear user, One day this yearbook is going to be worth a shitload of cash. You want to know why? Because I'm worth more than Tony Stark and Donald Trump combined, BITCH.The money you will make selling this yearbook will help pay for your eventual crack addiction. you can thank me later. I am going to be honest for a second here and say "I am going to miss the fuck out of you buddy." Now here's a shot for you (and me!) and congratulations of surviving this Catholic shithole."
>Your Gay Lover, user

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Did that guy have parkinsons?

Not even my teachers signed my shirt. I never really spoke to them much for like 5 years, I'm pretty sure they all thought I was weird.

The whole point of friends is yearbook signatures.

Naw, but his handwriting is almost as autistic as mine.

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Last one is the big one.

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I didn't even get shit like this. Several friends had these, but only one actually asked me to sign it. I'm pretty sure she only did it out of pity though, so fuck.

-Dropping out-

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I scored the championship winning goal in overtime of the district championship game my Junior year. I was still too much of a sperg to score pussy out of the situation though, despite several Stacies downright throwing themselves at me. Then I moved to New Mexico between my junior/senior year and my new school didn't have a hockey team. I was a loner outcast for my entire senior year and that set into motion the process of me becoming the worthless NEET 29 y/o KV that I am today

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That one singular, shining moment must have been awesome, though.

hanging on between 2 trees in front of my school leaning against one with my leg against the other before school in the morning thinking about One Piece, going over all the Strawhats and thinking about how they'd progress in the future. I wonder how close it is to now that it's post time skip.

It was, probably the single greatest moment of my life. I still have the puck.

>I scored the championship winning goal in overtime of the district championship game my Junior year. I was still too much of a sperg to score pussy out of the situation though, despite several Stacies downright throwing themselves at me. Then I moved to New Mexico between my junior/senior year and my new school didn't have a hockey team. I was a loner outcast for my entire senior year and that set into motion the process of me becoming the worthless NEET 29 y/o KV that I am today
how can I avoid becoming you?

>Primary school leaving day people were signing my shirt and I actually felt happy for that day
>Years later I found the shirt and look at all the messages on it
>Right below my neck at the back someone wrote "CUNT" in large letters
>Realize that the people who I thought were laughing with me were laughing at me on that day
It must be over a decade since I saw that on the shirt and it's stayed with me. At secondary school we were given the option of doing our exams and not coming back or doing them and coming back for the last few days. I chose the former. I did the few exams I had and then got the fuck out.

Don't have military parents that move you around to different states every couple of years. I lived in 7 different states before I even graduated High School. It completely killed my ability to socialize, especially with girls, and it turned me into an outcast (I was already a weird quiet outcast type when I went to HS in Wisconsin, I was just kinda good at hockey). I'm convinced that I would have turned out normal if I had been able to lay down roots and grow up with the same social circle.

Fuck dude. Finding out years after is the worst part. Having those happy memories suddenly fucked by one word. Shit man. I hope things are better now.

>tfw you wrote the same extremely autistic, retarded message in most people's yearbooks
>other people just wrote the generic "good luck m8" in yours
It was the first year my school did yearbooks. I hope I never meet anyone from there ever again.

Beating off in the bathroom

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I sincerely hope you get frozen by liquid nitrogen and then smashed

>Don't have military parents that move you around to different states every couple of years. I lived in 7 different states before I even graduated High School. It completely killed my ability to socialize, especially with girls, and it turned me into an outcast (I was already a weird quiet outcast type when I went to HS in Wisconsin, I was just kinda good at hockey). I'm convinced that I would have turned out normal if I had been able to lay down roots and grow up with the same social circle.
Too late, I'm already you (for slightly different reasons)

Wanna be friends? Let's start our own social circle :")

>k-holing, by far the best experience of my life
>morphine high
>codeine high
>taking acid
>people congratulating me on scoring a perfect on the ACT
>placing 2nd at a wrestling tournament
that's all I can think of, its not over though I'm still in my senior year. Never drank, never smoked, never had a group of friends, never had a girlfriend, never went to a dance or prom. Those 6 memories I listed above were the only moments of happiness I have felt in hs, if life in college doesn't get better I don't think I'm going make it much longer.

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>be me
>sit next to a chad in one of my hs classes
>uber skank stacy sits a few rows in front of us and she really wants chads dick
>she would constantly have her thong showing, bend over her desk, wear see thru leggings, etc.
>she would always make sure chad (and me) saw
>every once in a while chad would say something like "dude, can you believe how gross that chick is?"
>"haha yeah chad, real gross..."

Absolutely nothing i was irrelevant and i had no friend's i really doubt that someone actually cared for me

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when kids were sleeping or just unsuspecting it, we would zip tie them to desks. sometimes it'd be arms or legs, sometimes just their backpack or shoes together. i always carried a pair of scissors on me for when karma came back

Getting a handjob in a theater during The Sixth Day.

Spent all summer of freshman year playing on a tf2 arena server and frag from dusk to dawn. Everyone else knew each other since we were on all day and all scrambled to reach the top of the leaderboards.
Besides that didnt give a shit about high school

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Was mooned by my crush the last day of school. She let me look at her ass for a good 10 seconds. I wish I would have fucked her.

Eating lunch with my friends. Cheating in biolab with my friends.

I hosted a videogame tournament at the end-of-the-year festival my senior year. We played Mariokart, Guitar Hero, THPS3, and a few more I'm forgetting. You got 1 point per person you beat, and whoever had the most points in the end won the whole tournament.

Another good memory I had was winning the WW2 quiz-bowl. Every year, the history club would go to a local war museum and compete on WW2-trivia against other schools, and I won both times I did it.

Crying in the lap of my history teacher after my prom date came to prom with another girl... ahh memories

Why are there so many normalfags here these days? fuck off.

The one and only time I ever got a girlfriend, definitely that.
I'd rather not be too specific in case someone I knew then is on here, which they probably aren't.

Now that I think of it, alot of them include drinking with the two friends i had at the time.
Most days I overslept, came an hour after classes started, made some dumb excuse, slept through classes, joked around with my friend or stared at girls autistically.
Some days (not more than once a week), after the school ended, we would go to the local supermarket, buy a cheap rum and cola, and take off to a local park. Drink in the sun until it got to the point my female friend got drunk enough to act slutty. Then she would tease us - my friend always responded adequately, while I, to their amusement, responded in a spergy way.
I think she loved me at one point. I still do. I never mustered the courage though. Even when she was drunk and asking for it. It didn't feel right.
I think these 2 only friends I had there were my only chance of escaping my fate. I tried.
I'm a virgin to this day.

Everybody cheering me on at karaoke night on senior trip.

Meeting my first girlfriend.
It was really nice to just sitting next to her by the lockers during the lunch period, getting to know each other each and every day.
I would usually rush to the same spot after eating and she'd take her time, but everyday she'd sit down next to me.
I'd usually hide my face in a book, pretending to read and act surprised when she'd show up.

Eventually she asked if she could have a ride on the motorcycle I rode to school, I obliged, she asked if she could meet my dad (only parent), and the rest was natural.
Introducing her to my my dad pretty much sealed the deal and we were in a relationship.
She kissed me for the first time a few weeks later when I took her home one night.

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Married my English teacher when I aged up but we'd already had a relationship and kids even before then while I was in school, all kept secret of course.

Best memory, probably her teaching class while pregnant and me being there, her acting subtly different and teasing towards me for no one else to really notice.

>go to prom with friend of a friend
>go to friends house after prom
>kiss her on friends back porch
>saw boobies irl for the first time
>touch her butt

It was a good night.

Giving my friend a footjob in his hot tub with all of our other friends oblivious to it.

lil bitch ass I knew u wuz lying im finna fuck you up if i see you again beleive dat

graduating (didn't go to the ceremony)

Reminds me
>be me
>fitness health student assistant
>I basically get ice, apply wrap to sprains, etc.
>assigned to track team
>first day they're taking team pictures
>all the girls take off of their shoes and socks
>they all sit on the ground, exposing the bottoms of their feet
>have to go to bathroom to hide "it"
>ended up wrapping a lot of ankles throughout the season
>girls and guys
>handled a lot of bare feet
And that's how I learned that I have foot fetish.

>losing my virginity with the rain pouring outside and Pink Floyd on the record player

from this one alone, nobody can tell you apart from a virgin

Playing Minecraft alone in the holidays.

My crush was super into photography. She invited me to her 18th birthday so for the present I made her a folding camera from some parts I salvaged and scrap wood. I do a lot of woodworking so it looked pretty damn good.
When I gave it to her she was in tears and kissed me on the cheek. She had a boyfriend back then and we eventually never went anywhere but it's a nice memory.

Playing / flirting with this one girl in class constantly. It was really a lovely time until I fell in love.

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Some girl wrote those in one of my friend's yearbooks about me

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mutt nonce

Skipping class and beating my dick.

Playing vidya with my fellow virgin pals.
10 years since highschool, I miss those days. I hate being the wage slave I am now.

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Many of them where good in the last year of high school.. The best one was when i started to read love letters from Joyce to his wife Nora in front of my class. I still laugh thinking at it. Other good memories involve me playing guitar in front of 600 hundred peoples and smashing the audience.. (Still had a shitty reputation in highschool but whatever)

>take medschool entrance exam
>1500 applicants
>Only 100 enter
>made it at number 66 studying only the last night.
>everyone is cheering me on because i am going to a great school for a great career.
>feel fucking good because i am aiming high in a career i really wanted (trauma surgeon)
>surrounded by people of similar interests
>can discuss everything
>history , conspiracies , weapons , vidya , cartoons , movies , good music , news , etc
>really happy and succesful
>family breaks down
>the stress of having to deal with fights every day is fucking me up
>forced to take a side
>default to mom's
>dad fuck offs
>no money
>need money to buy blades , gloves , etc.
>cant even afford food
>drop out
>become a neet
>dont eat for weeks
>lose 20kg
>dad returns
>forces me to get a job
>mediocre grunt at a factory
>used to be in school to be a surgeon
>now my ex-classmates are having one hell of a time going to conventions , school-trips all around the country and having their surgery-practices
>i am here rotting away at a factory surrounded by subhumans.

couldn't you just get a job, move out and keep studying?

Being late to my graduation ceremony because my dad forgot about it and was coming off his latest meth bender. Alright my real answer would be the bus rides home after school during my senior year, because it was quiet.

applicants
>>""""""Only"""""" 100 enter
Nigga...

Losing my virginity in the back seat of my friend's car.
She was the weirdo that hung around high school after graduating.
Rode me until I came, pulled the condom off, and went down on me until I came again.
Said she was a virgin, but I doubt it.
I just sort of let her do her thing while she had her way with me.

Moving around a bunch as a kid didn't kill my ability to socialize, but it killed my interest in making friends or forming anything more than superficial relationships.

It's weird because I'll usually get along fine, perhaps better than fine, with people in my classes or (now) people I work with... but as soon as there is no external reason causing us to interact, BAM!, end of relationship.

I've had a few people I've run into outside of school/work tell me it gave them that surreal feeling that happens when you'd see a teacher in public going about their everyday life-- like it never occurred to you that they continued to exist outside the classroom.

Everything is compartmentalized.

?

Cant get a good education with shit money.
Now i have to work/study in a shit job and a shit collefe surrounded by retards

lmao

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I mean it's not that competitive. In my country's med schools there's usually like 6000 niggards for 50 positions. Took me two years of studying after hs but I did it.

Watching how normies act.

my first ever kiss in the back of the bus with my first gf after a fencing meet

Yeah this shithole isnt that good.
One ex-classmate got a dog for their surgery practices and killed it with a botched surgery.
Had the local animal comunity hounding her for an entire month.

I threw a grape at an annoying sophomore from across the room as hard as I could and it hit him square in the face

the teacher pretended not to see and it was in front of a qt girl

hey same. i never got to be a senior, but i acted in a senior's show two years in a row. i got to be the lead in both and they were super fun.

I talked face to face with this girl I was talking to on mirc and msn messenger. Left me with a weird feeling like I was dreaming all day.

Going home at the end of the day, weekends, holidays and then finally graduating.