Scott Pilgrim vs the roastie

Clearly I'd have gone for the girl that actually wanted to be with me instead no some skank that will probably leave me soon after

It's was a comic that didn't translate well to live action. Maybe an animated would have worked better.

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Holy shit. I remember in high school when I used to ditch just so I could go to Barnes And Noble just to binge read the Scott Pilgrim comics.

this movie made me realize my love of asian women

Few things are better than incest, after all.

>Scott should have been running for his life.
Except Scott is a capable fighter and knows this because combat is a regular part of their crazy semi-video game world.

That's not what I'm talking about.
I'm saying she's a whore, probably has an STD, and is mentally unstable.
No amount of combat ability can save you from child support payments lol

The Scott Pilgrim movies were socialization propaganda made to act as a "relationship blueprint" for the modern male. Not necessarily the comics, which were selected out of a smorgasbord of options as the movie to make. Bryan O'Malley was just a useful betamale whose work contained a useful script for teaching the modern male that;

>Traditionalism is bad, not only are bad old things bad, but also good old things are bad as well.
Anything not postmodernist is bad.

>Your girlfriend will have bobbed cock for centuries before you. It's important that the modern young male understand that exclusivity is dead and relationships are disposable, fleeting things to be disregarded.
Having to compete with a string of prior Chads is prerequisite for any relationship.

>Your girlfriend will be some mix of BPD, crazy, or feminist, or she's too good for you. Women don't have to hold themselves to any sort of standard - you have to hold yourself to their arbitrary standard.
This completes the trifecta of removing young male control from their sex life.

(((Hollywood executives))) looked for source material for a movie to teach the late millennial or early zoomer what they wanted relationships to be in the new, postmodern world. They would a pretty perfect-to-form template in Scott Pilgrim. They made the movie, built up certain aspects of the plot to lay on the underlying cuckold and loser undertones, and shipped it. It was then eaten up by impressionable young men in Western countries.

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>7 exes
>"experimented" with the other sex
>fucked twins behind both of their backs
>scott still goes through ton of trouble just to be with her
It's so insane, I'm surprised I never thought twice about it when I first read it.

>because combat is a regular part of their crazy semi-video game world.
That really just excuses the fact that SPvtW is basically softcore cuck porn.

Yes, the modern relationship is based on serial murder.
You have to find your aspiring partner's previous engagements and face them in single combat. (note that Knives also fights Ramona, so it's clearly meant to be egalitarian)
That is precisely what Hollywood executives what you to believe dating is like.

Acting like a retard doesn't get you any points. I don't think you actually miss the point, and are acting like a dumbass to deflect.

Both would ruin you
Kim is the true patrician choice

I get that the point is that the Jow Forums obsessive sees the evil jew hiding behind every corner. I was just taking your "the film is modern dating propaganda" idea and ran with it to show that it is absurd.

I'll tell you what the (failed) plan of those evil Hollywood executives was:
they wanted to adapt a shitty comic book to make a quick buck.

Wrong. You didn't extrapolate my point, you took a separate non-point I didn't make to serve yourself. The point I made was that Ramona rode the cock carousel, and this movie was made to teach young men that that is alright. Just try to debate that you can't

The point the film also makes is that self-respect is the most important thing and it is up to yourself to recognize what it means. For instance it could mean you pick Kim, like Shadow Scott actually does.

based and finetastepilled

>tfw no qt azn gf to play ddr with

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>Kim is the true patrician choice

>mfw no kim gf

they really din't try to translate it well because if they did micheal cera would fucking ruin the role

youtube.com/watch?v=-vXhXvuwl14

Why they didn't go with this ending, I'll never fucking know. This ending was much better. It actually shows Scott grew and learned. His perfect girl was there all along.

Maybe white roasties would've been jealous is why they cut it.

My current gf has five exes, but she was with the last one for three years

Am I a cuck?

nah three years is nbd

Why is over 3/4s of the cast of this piece of shit Jewish then?

> not being Todd
> vegan
> Jow Forums
> alpha
> literally punched a hole in the moon for Ramona

Based Todd

what original race is she?

I'm as NatSoc as they come but I would jump out of a plane blindfolded over Afghanistan if it meant I could marry Mary Elizabeth Winstead and have multiple children with her.

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>I'm as NatSoc as they come
No you aren't. You're just a millenial/zoomer with no identity who desperately wants to cling to something. If you were natsoc you wouldn't even have that image on your computer. You wouldn't even be on this website.

>hurr durr

I'm here because I've been coming here since 2006, off and on. You can't read a person through a single post user.

This just goes on to show how fucking implicit it is in everyone's mind (and hollywood's) how betas go for asian girls and chads for white girls, and how hollywood worships white girls as their greatest standard. At the beginning of the movie, Scott (who is played by Michael Cera) is a fucking beta male weakling and only as he gets stronger and fights Chads and becomes one himself he gets the White girl. It's almost fucking sad that this was in the movie hidden in plain sight.

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>I'm natsoc but I have images of women in clothing that barely covers them on my computer
>I'm natsoc but I would thoroughly humiliate myself and risk my life for a nonwhite woman who has had countless casual sex partners before me and makes a living showing off her body on TV
>I'm natsoc but I'll make exceptions for nonwhites if they're "hot"
>I'm natsoc but I would end my lineage and raise nonwhite children if it meant I could marry a woman with "nice legs"
>I'm natsoc but I browse a website known for hosting anime content, interracial porn, tranny porn and is frequented by discord groups who spam pro tranny, pro interracial, pro socialism and pro multiculturalism propaganda
Don't kid yourself. You have nothing in common with the Nazis. If you suddenly went back to 1942 they would be disgusted by you and probably lynch you.

I felt the same way. When I first saw it I thought "Why the hell would I fight 7 dudes for some thot?"

To be fair though, irl the asian girl would have been fat and ugly. Cute girls don't have to chase anyone but Chad.

HOMEWRECKER
HOMEWRECKER
HOMEWRECKER

In the books:
Pre-bitch Envy > Kim > Knives > Ramona
In the movie:
Pre-bitch Envy > Knives > Ramona > Kim

Nazis didn't believe in psychotically lynching random people for arbitrary acts of dajennerasy; they weren't Communists kek.

says the person with a childs view of national socialism...

Sounds a lot like what betas do to rationalize being a beta provider for Tyrone's niglets.

To this day, I wanna fuck Ramona so bad

>>Your girlfriend will have bobbed cock for centuries before you. It's important that the modern young male understand that exclusivity is dead and relationships are disposable, fleeting things to be disregarded.
>Having to compete with a string of prior Chads is prerequisite for any relationship.
This shit pissed me off so much, but what got me the most is how she blew off her old boyfriends and the "I'm different now" spiel. It was just blatant programming.

Fucking stuck up cunt