/r9gay/ - #600

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another thread another day with no dad bod bf

>tfw no co-dependent bf to make my everything

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Fuck normies, fuck animeposters, fuck sluts

>>tfw no co-dependent bf to make my everything
I want this so badly. Give me 1 needy bf I can give all my love and care and protection to pls

what do you even mean by any of this can you elaborate

this is my ideal relationship tbqh
even though I know it's unhealthy

>tfw no below average height nordic bf
so we hit #600 already?

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Based

Fuck normalfags

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i'll be your needy bf user

if you're nearby, I'm right here anons
co-dependency, relying on your bf for everything, spending all your time together

sorry m8 I ain't fucking any of those ppl, they're gross

hey. i'm the guitarfag who played a cover in the last thread
do you guys have any requests?
maybe a specific song or artist you like

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Dang it seems like only yesterday we hit 500.

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Why do you do this? Obviously attention, but do you realize how hollow it is? It's not genuine praise user. You could sound like a dying cat and I'd guarantee you'd get a ton of compliments just based on the fact that you have a voice, that's how desperate people here are. Can't you just go to /soc/ or something where people would probably encourage you more and actually be constructive and not just blindly gushing over you?

How needy are you user?

We are growing STRONGER every day.
There's no dispute, Jow Forums is a gay board.

it depends on specifics, but i'd want to talk to you as much as possible every day

I want that intense emotional and physical intimacy of a co-dependent relationship but sometimes like an hour or two on my own just to read a book or something but I'd prefer my bf still be in the same house so we can come to each other for cuddles as soon as we needed them

I wish there were people like this who weren't thousands of miles away from the uk

Based
Fuck attention-seekers

this, but I also want time alone for taking shits and peeing

>uk

post discord

I'm in the uk, this is me

The reality won't be the same. There's something in your brain that will never allow you to fully appreciate this as you imagine when it actually happens. You'll realize that you prefer to be alone and that fantasy is always better than reality.

You sound kind of retarded user, just wanting to be super affectionate doesn't mean that person has to be co-dependent. That's comparable to when anyone else here says they want a clingy bf, it sounds nice because of the constant attention that it entails but it honestly will get unbearable after a certain point. It's fine to want attention, but co-dependency is a pretty shitty thing, I'm speaking from experience when I say that clingyness can be endearing and cute but it gets really old really fast, especially when it reaches the point of being dangerous for the clingy guy.

>ywn find your anglo-imperial BF through the bond only experienced by brotherhood which evolves into romance as you retake the colonies of africa and india while saving each others lives time and time again
>ywn reminisce over those early days over a cup of tea in your second home atop the hills where the tea you're drinking from is harvested
>ywn go skiing in new zealand, or an excursion through the outback in aus, deer hunting in canada, sightseeing in the US with him
i just want my blighty bf right now is this too much to ask, chaps?

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the absolute state of LARPers

jayyc#7442

just for fun, guys
attention is obviously a little part of it, but mostly i enjoy playing guitar and i'm bored
that's it

This. Personal time is vital. You can talk and spend time together every day, that's perfectly healthy. Always demanding more more more isn't. It can really be a dealbreaker. I don't want to say it's a bad thing. Rather, it's too much of a good thing. Spend time together in the evenings. Leave the day as theirs. Plus maybe a couple hours for hobbies or whatever. Even if you like someone talking to them can be lowkey emotional labor. It's stressful and draining to some extent, even if only in the form of opportunity cost. When someone feels like they can't do what THEY want to do because they HAVE to talk to you instead, that's unhealthy.

What vidja are you guys playing tonight?

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this desu, as nice as it sounds, it's ultimately very unhealthy.

Obviously it's not just for fun, otherwise you'd just ask what music anons like and if it's acoustic you'd play it on your own. There's no reason to broadcast yourself like you did yesterday and like how you're planning to today, it's purely for attention. Just ask if you can play for an user on discord if you want the validation that badly.

>vegetable oil for box mix brownies
I bet you'd use water too, you monster.

either minecraft or terraria. im doing a nomadic style game of minecraft where i don't build a house just a lot of campfires as i explore the world, since the new snapshot is a thing.
and in terraria, just a melee run.

don't listen to the anons calling you an attention seeker. honestly it's nice to get something in these threads that isn't just the same old 10 copy-pasted ads from anons that treat this like a dating site

i don't see why everything has to be such a big deal with you
i enjoy guitar. i figured it i would play requests

>tfw no bf to spend all day every day with

>try to add
>blocks me

Yikes

I haven't blocked anyone?

>yikes
just from that alone I would block you too. That guy made a good choice.

Both sound fun. I am waiting until the update drops before starting a new world in Minecraft. As for terraria I bid you good luck. I cannot beat that game unless I play as a magic dude.

I'll beat your ass, sweaty mmh hmm

>honestly it's nice to get something in these threads that isn't just the same old 10 copy-pasted ads
It's r9gay on r9k. It's as annoying as someone self-posting, believe me, but it's still not an unreasonable thing to happen. Everyone here is lonely and has ridiculous standards that they want met. i.e scandi user, the hytale guy, dad bod bf guy. It's annoying, but it's not demanding the attention of the entire thread, nor does it really derail it when they post. There's always /gaygen/ if you don't like how it's dealt with here.
Read a bit of the above, this isn't /r9guitar/. There's an entire board for music. I don't see why you have to shit up this one.

based user, i don't know why people are so scared to tell these guys to fuck off

You're a pretty based poster user, I like how you BTFO everyone. I'd like to hear more about yourself

>There's an entire board for music. I don't see why you have to shit up this one
unironically this, holy shit thank you user

Hmm these seem completely like genuine posts.

But isn't there also a board for LGBT?

Right, but /lgbt/ has it's own "board culture" that it follows if you will. Everyone on /lgbt/ is pretty much trans, if they're not that then they're normie gays. I don't really think I should have to explain what a normie is to someone on r9k. You should be able to make the distinction between this thread and board and the other one.

>mfw i came out to my family last year
>mfw my grandmother, the only one who doesn't accept me, flies in from england tomorrow
im just going to ignore her for the month i think.

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>coming out to people
I never understood this why do people even come out at all? Why do you feel the need to inform people of your sexual preferences?

/r9gay/ is just a general. I won't be surprised if straights hide in our threads

it doesn't really matter to me but it matters to them so i do it out of courtesy i suppose.

It was tho desu

exactly, this is why homophobia exists. gays who shove their sexuality in everybodys face and give us all a bad name.

Some trannys hide in here too. Not that I'd know or anything though, don't ask me I just work here

What areas of your bodies are the most sensitive, my fellow boys? I promise not to use this knowledge for anything nefarious.
I personally don't know because I don't get a whole lot of physical contact but when someone puts their hand on my shoulder when I'm not expecting it the feeling I get is pretty powerful.

Aside from the threadly "fuck off to /lgbt/" and "get aids and die you faggots" baitposts, I don't see why a straight would want to be here.

The neck but that's an odd question you're asking there

it's probably for ease of mind, i don't really think i'd be comfortable hiding an entire part of my being from my parents just for their own comfort. if i get a bf, i'd like them to meet him and make him feel like a part of the family. if they can't accept i'm gay, then it just tells me they don't really love me and i can know to cut contact with them. no use in pretending to be something you're not just for false approval.
i think coming out to your parents is a completely different thing than just to get in their faces with your ass out screaming that you're gay as if it's an excuse for a personality.

Probably my _ pelvis _ desu

did anybody appoint you to police the shit out of these threads? you can keep typing out these giant fucking paragraphs man i don't care
there are also boards for meeting people, video games and movies, porn, etc. so while we're at it, let's tell the anons who talk about minecraft on here to get out. in fact, if you don't explicitly parade your gayness in each post, you may as well piss right the fuck off

>you can keep typing out these giant fucking paragraphs man i don't care
Obviously you do if you felt the need to reply.
>there are also boards for meeting people, video games and movies, porn, etc
Like I said, it's r9k. There's a difference in wanting to just talk about something for a few posts as a conversational topic and then just derailing it for the sake of your own personal validation.

hey did anyone bake a pie recently i've been craving it and i had a dream someone on the thread said they did it

You dream about this thread? I'm not sure if that's impressive or sad

>tfw missed all the cute uk boys
i just want a bf from here god damn it

Why the fuck is he not killing me?
probably got bored
that would explain everything

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i'm recording a song just for you as we speak

600 wowie kazowiee

stardew valley

>tfw no qt bf to talk with/play this with

life's not fair

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I liked stardew valley but my game got bugged in the fall festival thing and i didn't feel like restarting should i

depends how far into the game you were user, I love it so I would. they added multiplayer recently so if you have some friends it might be better to restart with them

Not them but I'm a UK boy
Might as well post my discord
Dyrrhachium#1639

post your steam
also, how feminine are you

>depends how far into the game you were user
i don't think i even finished my first year
>if you have some friends
well now i feel like shit

slow down there buckaroo, buy me dinner first

i'm in fall of my 2nd year, easily my favorite game right now to relax and unfocused from everything. i don't have any friends either user so don't feel bad

why do I gravitate to the broken ones. what's wrong with me anons.

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Great choice friend! I started a farm a few weeks ago with my friend. We are on fall year 1 with a lot of mods. The best games are games where you can force all girls to be boys!

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>be me
>confess to a guy
>turns out not gay
>that'sfine.wav
>months pass
>become friends
>guy attempts suicide
>wasn't there to help him
>friends don't want to talk about it
>parents don't care and get angry at me for getting emotional
>continue to be indifferent while I break down into tears

shane is best boy user, i see nothing wrong. we just self-insert to shane's problems and want to see him become better.

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>parents get angry at me for getting emotional
damn, sorry user, that sounds like a real shitty situation.

That's alright. Least we have each other amidst this mess.

that's... pretty accurate. but situations like that only really work out in fiction, trying to fix someone that broken irl 9/10 times ends in broken hearts all around.

sorry i took so long to add you user

>vegetable oil
>boxed brownie mix
pepe... if you cared about me you'd use a good quality flour and cocoa powder, and good quality butter/coconut oil instead of that toxic vegetable oil. This is why I don't trust stuff other people make

>tfw no one to talk to on steam

NieR Automata. 9s is best boy, along with Emil and Eve. Likely my favorite game of all time.

>got bored with minecraft months ago and no games really seem to interest me
any recommendations anons

What wouldst thee wish to talk about

I could be the one on the left if you'd like after all I just got done breaking down and crying by myself

>some robot kept posting in gay threads
>started e-stalking him
>eventually got him to add me on steam
>been together for almost four years now
It can actually work out!

It's not stalking if you love them

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I'm a boring person user

I am trying to 3000% the binding of Issac. It takes up a lot of my time as a neet but all runs are fun and interesting, especially if you have a podcast to listen o while you do it.

As am I. Do you have a contact?

Well I mean, at the time I was probably just obsessed with him, 'cause I can't say I knew him well enough to love him in any meaningful way. But it worked out!

>posting my contact info no r9k
I-I would rather not

anime is the single piece of decade old fishing line keeping my sanity from shattering

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