Whats a nice thing a girl has said to/about you?

I'm very sorry friend. Women are cruel and have no empathy for the men they discard

>Your hair looks really healthy and shiny, I bet you take good care of it.

you're a dashing young man
t. my mom

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Tell me user, has anybody hurt you to feel this way?

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I can't remember anymore, i'm getting too old.

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"You're a human benzo"

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a few have called me 'disarming' which is mostly a positive word

I was called attractive at the end of a roast sesh of why im weird

then she called you a good boy and threw the stick right

since i'm ugly they say i'm smart. but am i ? prob not

WHat does that even mean? orig

I was fucking a girl and she she moaned "y-your dick is perfect".

Not him, but I assume it means he is a mitigator or people feel comfortable enough to let their guard down around him. Could be an insult depending on the context.

>Good Morning
She said it first too

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That if she wasn't going out with her current boyfriend she'd be with me.
I tried to flirt a lot with her and spent some time with her when her bf was out for a month, but nothing came of it and she ended up talking to me less and less.
Hurts a lot, part of the reason why I want to be lobotomized.

>That if she wasn't going out with her current boyfriend she'd be with me.
If this wasn't a huge red flag to you then I don't know how you're going to make it.

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"you're such a nice guy"
Which I assume means that I am really boring and have no real qualities to be praised.

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At least she didn't say you look docile

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She did say that she sees me as a "lady friend", so I guess she thinks I don't have a penis. This is my oneitis, btw

My life is a Jow Forums meme lmao

>lady friend
kek

>this is my oneitis
Fuck dude, forget her. I mean, keep her as a friend but try to... well, I don't know, do something to not be attracted to her anymore, maybe see other girls (I know that's not good advice). Regardless, I had this oneitis from college for about 4 months. Classes ended and I started texting her until last December when she casually told me she was "seeing someone". I cut contact completely, of course I felt for a few weeks but I'm completely recovered now.

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Yeah, I don't see her anymore. I just confessed to her because I was tired of this shit and she decided she didn't want to be around me anymore. This was a couple of years ago and I still not even close to getting over her.

Haven't been interested in any other girl since, either. Not that it really matters I guesd, I'm ugly and autistic so I don't see a point in trying anymore.

>That i was the nicest person she had met and that when i was with her all of her problems went away. She also said she wanted to always be with me.
About 5 days later she dumped me and has been avoiding me since. Peculiar huh?

My best friend told me the pros and cons she saw in me as a boyfriend, and the pros were so nice
said I was super loving and affectionate and that she loved that, I made her laugh, we had plenty of stuff in common, that im able to get her horny (we have a weird friendship), and that she can spend several days with me and not get tired

then the cons involved the fact that im a turbo autist around anyone that isnt her and the fact that im too jealous and shes too slutty

>I like you just the way you are

*proceeds to laugh at me behind my back to her friends*

If you consider someone laughing at your jokes a compliment, than that.

A lady once told me "I like your whole outfit except for your shoes."
I didn't say anything back. In fact, I walked right past her because I didn't realize she was talking to me. Fuck that bitch anyways, I like me vans.

>I can't wait for us to finally see each other. I'm gonna run up and hug you and I won't let go. I love you so much, I can't wait to fall asleep in your arms

That was a week before she was supposed to fly out to see me, but she left and I still don't understand why. Why must life be so cruel

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a girl told me that i have a nice voice in a late night call one time, that was pretty cool.

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>You're such a good guy!
>You're just one of the girls now!
>You're suck a good FRIEND!

Is there anything more soul crushing?

A girl thought my eyes were really nice.
Another thought my accent was cute (norn iron living in London).

Can't remember anything. Stop making me jealous of robots

>I'd fuck you
I am a virgin.

Be honest user, was it an online/discord relationship?

I know that feel. Sometimes I think it's only over the internet though. I'm practically a sperg face to face

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this
fuck all y'all

"you'd be a good father."
then she cheated on me who, in turn, cheated on her. I guess she'd make a bad mother

A girl pulled an all-nighter in a vc with just me. She eventually started falling asleep with her mic still on.

>You are comfy
I can picture the face of the "girl" who sent you this just by that
absolute cringe and desperation

The only thing I hear is "nice guy"
and that spooks the shit out of me cause I am always reminded of incels

I like your dick

"you're kinda weird but hey, that's ok because that's what makes you unique"

They always call me funny or compliment how much I make them laugh until they inevitably ghost me

So you put her to sleep?

"Yea I like you"
Hasn't come online since the 30th of december. Talking with her was really nice, I miss her but I guess she didn't like me enough.

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I had something similar happen to me. She stopped coming online since she got back together with her ex

nothing because i dont talk to girls neither on discord or in real life

When I was nineteen a girl told me I had a beautiful mind. And then the world broke me, and I'm now a cynic and a racist

not a girl, but my best bro said I was a real catch, and that he'd date me if he could. I even got him to bust a nut to me once. I think that was the nicest I've ever felt. but of course, he's into someone else, and I'm left here with nothing yet again.

being gay won't get you laid any more than otherwise, but at least you'll have more stuff to jerk off to.

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> my best bro said I'm a real catch
> I even got him to bust a nut in me once
> it was the nicest I've ever felt

Bro I Cracked up

>You're like the nicest guy ever
It's detritus but I took it as a sign I'm behaving right

So you're 20?

The best part about grandma love is that they actually believe everything they say.

My gf calls me smart all the time. Thanks for ruining that for me

First sentence means shes a whore so any affection from her means nothing

deleted it. fuck you mari, i got a job now.

You can safely ignore any comments you get about your intelligence, positive or negative. The only time people resort to that is when they can't think of anything else.

>your dick is so huge
>you're in the army? You look very fit
x2000 times
I never leave my house and work out all the time
Don't want them bitches stealing my cum protein

My grandma told me I'm wasting my potential. Cool.

Fuck her until you find a loyal autistic girl

"you're a human Bezos"

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Then fuck her. Are you a retarded virgin?

So my knowledge about trivia probably isnt actually impressing her?

Because she genuinely loves you. She probably thinks you could do anything but you lack a disraprine

nothing, women don't talk to me.

how ugly or fat you are?

i look like shit all the time and i feel like shit all the time, no woman will ever be attracted to me.

how could you decided that, you could have decent personality even if you really looks like piece of shit.

lots of things, who cares. just because someone compliments you for any number reasons doesn't mean they want to fuck you or something. also all of these discord caps are mostly baseless to that regard because i seriously doubt any of them have actually seen you. stop caring about what women have to say about you.

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Women say a lot of nice things about me.

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it's not decent, it was never decent. i am just able to hide the shittiest parts by parroting some kurzgesagt/vsauce tier 2deep4u shit to anyone who's willing to listen. i have no friends, i never had any. i am nothing to other people, not even animals want to touch me.

are you enjoying feeling sad about yourself? ditch vsauce and try raywilliamjohnson's old video if you wanna learn how to convo. if it at least can help you.

Chinese girl I've been seeing said she really likes my art, feels nice

I mean, quite a lot of things really (then I work around them). I guess I get called 'cute' a lot but I get all bashful and don't know how to respond other than be like pic related.

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No it was the most real thing I've ever experienced. The first time I ever felt affection for another human, and her family welcomed me with open arms, so it was the first time I ever felt like I belonged. I actually looked forward to holidays because it felt like I got the real familial experience, but now all of that is gone, I didn't just lose my girlfriend, but I lost my best friend and also my family

uwu desune

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holy shit i'm 95% sure i recognize you
initials?

a girl once called me handsome

I've been told I have a sexy voice before by a few girls before, my friends girlfriend once said to him that she wishes he had my voice.

Stop being her backup

Nothing. I don't speak with anybody.

>Thinking that girls are serious when they compliment you and don't have an ulterior motive

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> the only people I love more than you are my parents

...But she wouldn't be my gf.

>I'd fuck you if I weren't married
Felt pretty nice senpai

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A girl in my class once complimented me about my ability to quickly pick up things.
s-s-see y-you later v-virgins

>incel
>anime reaction image
every time with you losers lol

I bet you any money that was written by someone who isn't a native english speaker

>Only girls I've ever liked either completely vanished (even from their friends)

>Didn't like me back

>Had boyfriends

It's become comical at this point ngl

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>anime pic
That's a big ol' yikes from me my man

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If she gave you an actual list she's autistic too

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>"user you are so smart"
>meanwhile 110-115 IQ