Here's your date for tonight!
Here's your date for tonight!
I certainly hope she fucks better than she pours beer.
hote
ew no thx
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I'm fine with this
Looks like she already ate so we can skip dinner.
Haha no I’m gay.
>Tfw everyone thinks I’m incredibly confident in my sexuality but really I want to ram assholes
go make a beautiful buttbaby
No thanks, too many brownies on this earth another anal baby to come in.
then bleach it, or make sure the person your assbanging has a diet that soley consists of beats so it comes out maroon, or really sick so it comes out white and chalky. c'mon man, think. use your critical thinking skills.
poo in the woo
imagine having to bury half of your torse between her cheeks to fuck her ass
how much would it cost to get her for a night?
fuck off german scum
>implying you wouldn't
this old bird is much better
bibi hendl
>can't pour beer properly
Dropped
>implying you wouldn't
Pic related
>ywn fuck your giant boobed gf after oktoberfest night at the local bar