Hey Jow Forums, let's cook random soup together

Hey Jow Forums, let's cook random soup together.

1s,3s,5s,8s - Choose one ingredient
Dubs - Choose two ingredients
Trips - Can demand me to add my own blood to the mix

Enjoy and roll.

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human pee

semen

shit

I don't wanna piss right now

whiskas

cat food

Why are you eating cat food?

Add an egge

banana

The ingredients are on the pic btw.

reroll

maslanka

re-reroll

milk

Also one request per one person

drink water

Add whiskas to the soup

Whiskas in

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ketchup lot of ketchup

OP are you actually going to eat this?

Habbening. Add the computer mouse.

top kek didn’t notice that

Why not

ok just wanted to make sure it’s worth monitoring this thread

dump a disgusting amount of the maggi bottle in

Mouse, whiskas in

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Ketchup! And a diced tomato!

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reroll

Actually 2 chances for everyone, not a lot of people.

Still want Maggi?

The ketchup reroll!

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Cheese.

ye dump that ting in

No cheese, sry

How about it applies to the banana sticker then?

Maggi, whiskas, mouse in

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Are ya gonna eat the soup when its done. Also add your own blood to the mix

Sure

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Put the glass in there

Yes, I'll try

It's spit, also one more pls

Egge

rate my soup

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the whole banana please

also add semen

Spit, banana sticker, egg w/shell, mouse, whiskas, maggi in

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kek someone post this on /ck/

add semen

add some semen to it

Noice

I don't have semen!

then vomit into it

Add some drops of your blood

So close, I got fucking scared

fugg

2 more ingredients and I'm heating this shit up

Mousepad.
Also aren't you the user who drank a window cleaner coctail?

add the fucking banana and the fucking ketchup

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>2 more ingredients and I'm heating this shit up
Absolute legend

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Not me, choose 2 different ones

add a tuft of your pubic hair

Tear up that bag in the back and add it to the soup.

If dubs add whatever is in the bag too.

Put a mousepad and some yoghurt inside

Please choose two from the cutting desk

I don't have a mouse pad in this house unfortunately

break a glass and add it then

Ok, add the butter (or whatever that tub is next to the cat food) and the ketchup.

Yoghurt, ketchup, banana sticker, egg n shell, Maggi, mouse, spit, whiskas In (I can't see shit anymore)

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I'm heating it up, rolling still open.

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what is it

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Are you going to bring it to a boil or just warm it?

rolling to make OP add that shit

re-roll

Chicken heart

re-reroll

Boil

Ok, it's in

Nice, curious to see how this turns out.

put me in the screencap r/Jow Forums xd

wtf

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How does it smell OP?

Dis gon b good

Smells like tomato soup kinda

Ketchup doing God's work.

Is anything changing with the mouse?

whiskers

blood

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It fucking lives

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Holy shit

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fug already picked, this instead then
mouse and any kind of alcohol you have around the house.

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fuck man another dubs, I should actually read the thread.
Add the plastic things

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Did the mouse change color or anything?

eat it

Woah!

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