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yes

monster is one of the only "big" brands I can see actually bothering to shill on Jow Forums.. it takes a special kind of retard to pay that much for a drink that doesn't even have any fucking alcohol in it

how does a can cost in canada, they are £1~ here

$4 CAD (=$3.13 USD)

what the fuck

Based sip thread

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based sip replier

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Based sip replier replier.

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based sip replier replier

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> (You)
>based sip replier replier

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yeah it's fucking retarded, I don't see anyone drinking it ever and as far as I can tell the "sip" meme is guerilla marketing aka shilling

well it's very popular in the US.

>geurilla marketing
what's that?

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>drink sips
>thoroughly enjoy the flavor and caffeine
>have excruciatingly painful and gut wrenching diarrhea
seriously how do you lucky fuckers drink this shit? I crave sips every day but I know the diarrhea is just not worth it.

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I stopped drinking energy drinks after a night on the town where I drank about 15 vodka&red bulls and felt like I was going to have a heart attack.

just like drinking coffee you get diarrhea when you drink these. they have so much caffeine and acid that it just accelerates the process of your digestion and bowel movements

It doesn't cause any upset in my body. Alcohol on the other hand can give me bad diharrea, and I crave that stuff a lot

i just went and got this RARE sip

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That's why you should drink this!

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Drink Zevia!

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I only get that when i drink one and eat at the same time

Fuck off

How can others compete?

Forgot pixxer

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Based and redpilled

Unbased and bluepilled

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rude
based

youtube.com/watch?v=A4bPaUAww-0
youtube.com/watch?v=u24e43iW9KE

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New sip today. 6/10, its ok. A little too coffee-y for my tastes. But im ready for that 12 hour workday now

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eyo I snatched one of those off my mate who always drinks monster, im more of a redbull guy, monster using all these fucking artificial sweeteners, I have this overdeveloped sense of taste for shit like aspartam and shit because i literally cant drink anything with sweeteners instead of actual suger. also im horribly underweight so dont even hit me with that "b-b-b-but its good for you".

3/10 absolute fucking shite, but better than the original monster by miles

it takes a special kind of retard to think anyone would shill on Jow Forums

Shit taste, faggerlands

How dare the only country I trusted betray me

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Based sip

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dont worry frend we must stick toger i wil protec ytou

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play tf2

mONSTER IS FUCKING GARBAGE AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD.
BASEDBOY ONIONS ONIONS ONIONS

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Not based

check'd

die out of this thread

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My thread

n o

Y e s I a m o n m y p h o n e

o k t h e n

We'll take you back, with less oppression this time honest/.

T h a n k f r e n

Bump

im slurp

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Cute

actually Jow Forums is the prefect kind of place for this kind of astroturf meme shilling, but they do it in other places also ofc

sure thin pal B-]

How devoid of human interaction you must be to make generals based on drinking energy drinks lmao.

its not actually a general u sloppy n silly ol willy

>Not liking the sip meme
not based

it makes a lot more sense when you realize they are shills who have at least some minor financial stake in this """meme"""

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Go back

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>5 posts by this ID

OBSESSED

the Java one is good desu

Don't think we have this in the uk :(
not that ive seen anyway

It's called the mean bean
haha

Lmfao

enjoy rot gut and severe dehydration

you have to be a r*tard to get that