>Be Florida Keys
>90% white
>No blizzards
>No shoveling your driveway everyday
>No urban sprawl
>Laid back lifestyle
>World class fishing
>World class seafood
>The Caribbean is your backyard
>If you need a city, Miami is a 1-3 hours away
Come home, white man
Florida Keys
Joshua Smith
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Ryder Taylor
>still gets hit by hurricanes
Owen Harris
>jimmy buffet rapes your anus
Christian Turner
Im in largo user, where you at?
Robert Jones
>literally every hurricane above cat 1 rapes you
>Key West is literally pride festival central
>Bikerfags
>Housing is 3rd world tier
>Population is 70% tourist and old people
fuck off
t. Floridian
Julian Fisher
That's one long-ass bridge
Jaxson White
>Hurricanes have been known to randomly delete islands
No thanks.
Adrian Price
Forgot to mention the haarp hurricanes. No thx
Christian Garcia
>have some of the largest gay communities in the US
Matthew Bennett
I was there last June. Too many roidbro microdicks, niggers and yuppies.
David Thompson
What happened to the bridge on the right?
Joseph Nelson
Kek
Samuel Campbell
Florida Keys = Faggotville USA
Asher Sullivan
Is cost of living high? I have a job opportunity in Marathon, but was worried making 38,000 a year wouldn't be enough to support myself.
Owen Mitchell
>>Bikerfags
You do realize these idiots literally travel everywhere. We get more than our fair share in fucking New Hampshire every fall.
>I'm gonna ride around with no helmet in the very last state where that shit's still allowed, but when I cut you off in traffic and you almost hit my I'm gonna scream like the commiefornian bitch I actually am.
Sebastian Williams
Are you serious? Florida is like the corner of America's chip bag. All the shitty broken chips wind up there. The keys are the corner of Florida's chip bag. Trashed and faded locals biking around, fat retard tourists at the southern tip. Total degenerates partying 24/7. I saw a cm two crispy locals butt fucking at a pool bar in Key West at 1pm on a Sunday. Truly disgusting. Atleast they have the sunset festival with the French cast wrangler and bushman, the giant negro who sits behind palm fronds, spooping people for laughs and tips.
Jose Barnes
It's unbelievable that they built fucking roads over those reefs. Never heard of a boat?
Ethan Smith
I always smile when I drive past an accident and I see a totaled Harley
Bentley Cruz
Kind of like mods, eh?
Leo Morris
don't bump or seriously respond to Jow Forumsshit
Alexander Perez
If those roads were train tracks that'd be a big train.
Jaxson Edwards
For you