>Be Florida Keys
>90% white
>No blizzards
>No shoveling your driveway everyday
>No urban sprawl
>Laid back lifestyle
>World class fishing
>World class seafood
>The Caribbean is your backyard
>If you need a city, Miami is a 1-3 hours away
Come home, white man
Florida Keys
Joshua Smith
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Ryder Taylor
>still gets hit by hurricanes
Owen Harris
>jimmy buffet rapes your anus
Christian Turner
Im in largo user, where you at?
Robert Jones
>literally every hurricane above cat 1 rapes you
>Key West is literally pride festival central
>Bikerfags
>Housing is 3rd world tier
>Population is 70% tourist and old people
fuck off
t. Floridian
Julian Fisher
That's one long-ass bridge
Jaxson White
>Hurricanes have been known to randomly delete islands
No thanks.
Adrian Price
Forgot to mention the haarp hurricanes. No thx
Christian Garcia
>have some of the largest gay communities in the US
Matthew Bennett
I was there last June. Too many roidbro microdicks, niggers and yuppies.