You depressed fuckers better go away from this board, nobody likes you because you only think and talk about "me, mine, MY, muh..." you may have problems but everyone in this planet has problems.
No wonder people are avoiding you.
You depressed fuckers better go away from this board, nobody likes you because you only think and talk about "me, mine...
Angel James
Brody Allen
this
if u r saying u wanna die kill urself
its that easy
Jack Garcia
I think I've become a spainaboo, r/banter. Every morning I wake up to the sound of mariachi music on my alarm and start my day with slathering my skin with a light brown colour. I have tacos for breakfast because it's Taco Sunday and watch traditional Spanish animation like Dora the Explorer. You may question my tastes but Dora the Explorer is packed with subtle adult humor that's quite telling of the talent in the Spanish cartoon industry. After my morning routine is over I head to work, but not before I put on my trusty sombrero. I'm trying to get a feel for how Spanish people work so I've taken up employment as a servant for a rich white man and he treats me very fairly but threatens to call the border control if I don't work hard enough (he actually thinks I'm from Spain). It's really hard work tending to his garden, the hand herpes doesn't really help either. For lunch break I consume a taco my wife had packed for me and get back to work for the rest of the day. Around supper time I get off work and stop by the nearest Taco Bell. I feel very at home here and this is where I've been learning Spanish for the last few weeks. I start to get really gassy at this point but it hardly matters when the restaurant already smells like spain to begin with. I go along my day and pick up my trusted herpes-infested tranny hooker, all's well and good and I finger him for a good bit until I let out the smelliest, most primal Spanish far I can think of, he fucking dies and for a good second I actually feel Spanish. I finally arrive home and greet my wife who congratulates me for my hard work, in which I reply "that's a pretty big word for a 6 year old" and proceed to give her a good dicking before going to the computer room, crack open the trusty MS paint and draw porn that makes Shadman look like Michelangelo
I wish I lived in Spain
Jace Diaz
Fuck off reddit.
Eli Fisher
I forgive you because your ID is JOj
Grayson Perez
You pedophilic fuckers better go away from this board, nobody likes you because you only think and talk about "loli, lolis, MY LOLI, muh lolis..." you may have a fetish but everyone in this planet has fetishes.
No wonder people are avoiding you.
Brandon Lewis
There is nothing wrong with lolis
Jason Robinson
No, fuck you, you just don't have any arguments to prove that I'm wrong.
Leo Parker
smart spanish poster
James Davis
You depressed an*mefags better go away from this board, nobody likes you because you only think and talk about "***me, an*me, more *****, and muh w**fu..." you may have problems but everyone on this planet has problems. No wonder people are avoiding you.
How does it feel, An*mefags? Knowing that you'll never bee 100% white like pic related?
Grayson Hill
I'm telling Happy day.
Adrian Lewis
> you only think and talk about "me, mine, MY, muh..."
is it so bad to want a cute bf?
Aiden Allen
B A S E D
Isaac Roberts
even if I like shitposting, this is not an argument
Brayden Smith
r9k fags leave
Evan Morales
We aren't arguing you dumb dumb.
Elijah Martin
just made this thread to spite you
Daniel Harris
still not an argument
Kevin Nguyen
People who whine about their problems on the internet are insufferable desu
Benjamin Collins
mot bringing back r9k was a mistake
Nicholas Sanchez
>mfw people are mean to me on Jow Forums
Angel Cruz
Nobody has any arguments against you because you're right. Nobody likes depressionfags because they generally bring the mood down in a thread
since Jow Forums is such a nice board everyone's willing to console them, it's just that nobody actually likes those threads
You've been here long enough to know that threads like these just turn into epic new pastas, if you want to talk about depressed teenbros go to
Christopher Gray
Cool.
Julian Lewis
That's why I made this thread, to remind them that nobody likes depressed faggots. Not even old people.
Elijah Bailey
We need OC about dumb phoneposting teenbros
Caleb Reyes
Ian Murphy
there is nothing wrong with lolis
Jackson Russell
kys pedo
Connor Nguyen
kys normie
Jason Thomas
>t. bigger pedo
Ryan Jackson
>You anime fuckers better go away from this board, nobody likes you because you only think and talk about "me, mine, MY, muh..." you may have problems but everyone in this planet has problems.
Ryan Jones
muy based
Angel Turner
not pedo at all
>muh sikrit club
no fuck off
Luke Perry
>t. vladimir the lolita lover
Brayden Morales
kys normie
Justin Adams
The fuck is this pedo uprisal? Go back to infinity's /b/, Jow Forums is a catboi lovers board.
Jace Phillips
prove it
Jordan Rivera
Get out of my le ebin secret club for pedophiles you dumb normiefags xd
Asher Allen
on it
Levi Hernandez
the eternal newfriend strikes again with the absolute madness that is his idea of being new,
what a absolute madman he is indeed such new ideas i can't even comprehend how that would work on r/banter
what would this mean for the board and how would it be impkamented nobody can answer this question
besides the eternal newfriend such new it's unreal how new he is. And now i am going to write
a bunch of things in this post to make it look like a copy pasta because am a faggot and for some
reason i want this post to be long so the eternal newfriend can see this and read this and think
"It's my first day here" because he is such a madman that i need him to read this all the way through
or else i won't my my upmost important message to the newfriend who belies that being new is cool.
I really admire the fact and value his posts all the time and i hope that one day his absolute madness
will one day come true and the place known as r/newfriend turns into le new newfriend place that he wants is
to be where everyone posts new and asks silly questions where they talk about new things and being new
and who is le most newfriend of all time. the eternal newfriend posting new things will do this.
David Bailey
no, cats get the rope
Adam Young
By all means we have a right to vent and cope with depression by pissing on the users of this board from a considerable height. Fuck off commie.
Tyler Collins
don't even think about it
Ethan Moore
You are the edgy angry gay faggot italian, get out of my board, you are like the spanish ultra tsundere gayposter 2.0.
Get out Mario el Trannyo.
Noah Ward
Using "edgy" makes you already the most gigantic faggot in the universe I don't see why you should be proud of that.
Ryan Nelson
kill yourself frogposter
Jose Morales
Cats are essential to Jow Forums's religion
Thomas Allen
Fuck off frogposter.
William Butler
Benjamin Sullivan
Mirror climbing champion you are
Adrian Watson
and you are a dick climbing champion
Jayden Price
At least I have something to look forward too faggot
Easton Robinson
They're doing it as part of their ebin "meme war" along with frogposting. Fuckers aren't even sincere, just throwing canned Jow Forums posts on Jow Forums to make it look like Jow Forums.
Jaxon Ward
Case in point:
Jack Ramirez
cohones
Blake Torres
Koakuma kunny
Leo Rodriguez
chica con pene
James Myers
Chino chan