Yo Normie

Whats up babe

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The classic

I just got home from drinking on the strip.
W-what are you up to?

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oh y'know, just making some dinner, playing some video games, thinkin' about you hogtied in a dress, drinking some wine...

The usual.

>thinking about you
L-lewd! Did you even make me dinner?

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steak dinner tonight babe

Hope you like home made vinaigrettes with the salad.

You fa......oh...um..... okay. This is actually r-really nice. Did you have a good day?

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Yeah, I sure did babe. The goose got into the garden again though, so I had to deal with that.

Hopefully the stuff i set up can deter it the next time it comes pokin' around.

What about you?

you have a fun time out lookin' all beautiful on the strip?

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You have a goose and a garden? That's pretty neat.
My day was very long. I had to go all the way downtown. Once I got there I needed to escape so I found a way to drink for free.
>lookin all beautiful
N-not even in the s-slightest I was all m-man faced....

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Psh, man faced with you and those cute little lips?

I'm sure you had everybody looking your way.

I aughta go out and get something to drink..

It would be good for my stress.

Yeah you saw what I look like. No one looks at me. If they did they're.....s-staring...
Why are you stress senpai?

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Why am I stress?

Lots of problems in a man's life like mine.

Also that F**king goose.

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ppfffBBTT.

Come on now normie, you're cute n' all, but I don't think your sexy trap pics are gonna solve all my stress problems.

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What kind of life would that be?
You could always fill a loaf of bread full of alka seltzer and just leave it there. Nature will take its course.
kek

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..or i could get the whip...

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You use the whip on the goose?!!!

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AND THEN I EAT THE GOOSE LIKE CASTLEVANIA!

AND THEN I BEND YOU OVER FOR A SPANKING! JUST LIKE CASTLEVANIA!

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>AND THEN I BEND YOU OVER FOR A SPANKING!
N-no....I c-can't be doing thing like that....

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I'm sure you could if you were wearing some panties and leggings.

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M-maybe b-but I c-can't keep being g-gae....it's not p-productive for my image...

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aw, you gotta give up on the gae?

But you make such a cute girly gae boi normie.

Think of all those cute dresses and cocks you'd have to give up

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I know I know but bant has always been against it. If I want to stay I have to do something for bant.
W-why would you w-want me to be g-gae so b-badly?

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Because it's what you want, Normie.

For all the time i've watched you, you've been the gaest girly boi ever and you've enjoyed it.

So i'd rather you be freely gae instead of bowing to bant like a bitch

>g-gae so b-badly

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>For all the time i've watched you, you've been the gaest girly boi ever and you've enjoyed it
HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING?!
Go away shit post. I know that's you.

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Well, for quite awhile.

I really enjoyed the posts you had with bumstead and cute

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>I know that's you.

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how is kimmy?

>I really enjoyed the posts you had with bumstead and cute
Oh god damn it I am not properly equipped to handle this situation.
You're such a fag leafman like for real. I'll bet you jerked your dick to the ERP. Fucking gross.
I just.....damn leafman. You really know how to put it all in perspective.
Shit post go home and drink.
She's good. She's been very interested in Shelby because of their david bowie memes.

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Fantasizing about me again, huh normie?
You're so cute when you do that~

Who says I'm not?

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Why the hell do I have to be the catalyst for the gae?
It's not like there's not other gaes. It's not like there's not other people for you to tell your fantasies to.
What makes me so special?

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Because you're normie.

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But what makes me Normieā„¢?

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Can't deny that a good part of that gae makes you normie. but your feelings, the way you are, you being here.

Lots of things make you normie.

>Can't deny that a good part of that gae makes you normie
Th-thanks....why should I continue this way? It doesn't seem like anyone outside of you and like 3 other people enjoy it.

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You should continue this way because it makes you happy, Normie. Not because I want it for you, not because Jow Forums ironically hates it in a meme-ish way, not because the three others like it, but because it's been proven to be an integral part of who you are.

Don't give them the chance to destroy what you love and who you really are, deep down.

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>Don't give them the chance to destroy what you love and who you really are, deep down
You know you're right. I can't let these autists get to me.
Now that you're done stuffing yourself with meat maybe you could stuff me with meat??? OwO

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Only if you want a nice glass of milk to wash that meat down, Normie~

Why would I want milk when there's perfectly good jizz right there inside you?

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You know what i mean, babe.

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Can someone post that picture of what Normie looks like irl? I love that fuckin image.

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Do I? I think you want to give me a nice hot load of your man milk.

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Doing gods work user. I now count 2 people with this picture of me.
Here have a better one.

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I think everybody probably has all of your pics by this point normie

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checked

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A-actually I have lots I'm s-sitting on....

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lol thanks

(oh goodness normie did you spread for Jow Forums)

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what else are you sitting on?
jk ;)

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Nobody in bant will ever see my goods. I've just got a myriad of pictures from when I trapped up. I've only shared a few with bant.
The rest are old pictures from throughout the years. I've even got a couple from high school. Unfortunately I have a bunch of pics of me kissing girls so I can't share those. Nobody wants to see that.

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man i bet you look fantastic as a trap

I still can't believe there are people out there buying those and using them

Wouldn't you like to know?
OwO
Not really. I've got manly shoulders which only ruffles can hide. I can't pull anything other than dresses and even then I have to have gloves and leggings.

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OH MY FUCKING GOD HE'S GOT A SEXY TRAP BOD.

WE WERE ALL WRONG, Jow Forums

HE CAN TRAP!

HE CAN FUCKING TRAP LIKE A SEXY GAE B O I

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I've been planning a who wore it better thread with me and the Mrs. wearing the same pair of leggings and having bant judge who looks better.
You just like that I have a tiny girl butte and a slender frame. Now imagine a nice BIIIIIIIG cock going into my tiny trapped up boi pucci :3

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Nomrie what are you doing?

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ohoh my god.

Saving this for.... *ahem.*

Later uses.

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Trying to feel pretty....
Well well a new fan? Tell me. What would you like me to call you qt? :3
For "later uses" you mean you're gonna spank yourself into a coma after you drain every fluid ounce out of your balls to me?
Fuck off fagmark. You became a dick. I liked you better as a nice poster.

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Well, yes. yes. abso-fuckin'-loutely.

I'm gonna drain every last bit!

Do you feel pretty?

Fuck that's hot. The thought of you jerking your long hard cock to a picture of me. Gae but I approve.
Actually yes. I have serious issues with my looks....

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Sad that i can't actually empty my balls into that pretty little mouth, babe.

Why's that? If I may ask.

It is sad. My mouth is so smol and moist. I don't have a gag reflex either so my throat is fair game too.

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Hey you wanna hear a joke

Yes.

I used to hate facial hair but then it grew on me.

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Isn't it obvious?
My face is used to bash on me and when it's not on me it's on Jow Forums. I've never really had that feeling of being attractive. Even when I was in high school and super good looking I didn't feel it.
I just don't think I'm attractive.

and also very sad that i can't gape out that sweet little sissy gae boi hole so good that you wake the entire nation with your hot, heated moaning, Normie.

God, i LOVE how your butt looks.

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Nice. I enjoyed.
Sorry for you buddy. Sorry you feel bad for how you look.

Oh yeah?! Wouldn't you just love to come home and see that cute butte lying on your couch with no panties waiting to be taken?
It's okay. People like you help me get over it. You help me get through everything wifey.
How was your day?

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Here's another

I'm terrified of elevators.I am going to start taking *steps* to avoid them.

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god fucking hell what a trainwreck

Fuck yeah i would! I'd jump that shit in under two seconds and plow that so good you wouldn't be able to feel your face for a week!

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I know my jokes aren't really good

Going disgusting.why the fuck are you niggers enjoying this shit. I'm bi and I think it's gay af.

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i'm gai and what i see in this thread is absolutely fucking disgusting

You would have to tell your neighbors to go see a movie. In fact you might have to evacuate all of Ontario just to keep things down. I'd moan so loud you'd have it stuck in your head for a month.
You would be sure to give me nice collars and leggings right?
This is nothing. You must be new.
>staying in a thread you obviously don't like
I shiggy diggy.

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i never said i don't like thread, i only said its disgusting

Then stop posting in it.
Is that so hard?

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DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU DEGENERATE SLUT

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It was fine. I've had worse
Lol.

B A S E D

OH YES! CALL ME A SLUT! TELL ME I'M WORTHLESS!!

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why don't crabs give to charity, bumstead?

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Stop that. Act sensible for heaven's sake.

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>i've had worse
That doesn't sound very convincing. It almost sounds like something happened.
Did something happen?

Cause they got no hands?

now you're boring
ruined

Nuuuuuuuuuu! Stop it! I can't help it uwu

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because they are shellfish, boy

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Don't think so. I think I'm fine.
Looks like I'll have to work on civilizing you.
Hehe.

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Would you rather me tell you about my Russian ex-bf? He was a looker and his mom was great. I loved nothing more than hearing him talk to her in their native tongue.
You slavs really hammer my sickle :3

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Nuuuuuuu! I won't be civilized! I want to be a savage dick slut!

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