It doesn't matter how "great" a guy you are

It doesn't matter how "great" a guy you are.

You'll always be Ugly.

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I'm pretty sure she's being sarcastic, my man.

Lmao this bitch had to have been being facetious.

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Once he started showering he really cleaned up though. All you gotta do is shower, life, and moisturize your skin. Anyone can be hot. Trust me bro.

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im extremely jealous of ol Jakeys beard and hear genetics, absolutely elite

>The fucked up brow and fivehead

Hmmm....

hair genetics i mean. fuck

I've always hated that kike whore and if this is true that just throws on another layer of hate towards this dumb bitch. Jake has never once done a single wrong. All his movies are incredible, and even as a straight man I can openly admit that I WISH I looked as good as he does. Fuck outta here goblin queen, and take starshit with you.

have you missed jake has a gf

Noooooo no no no no no Natalie has to be sarcastic. Jake Gyllenhaal is the one, the ONE celebrity I have a crush on. He is so gorgeous and kind and soft spoken and sweet. Not to mention a great actor. He is the perfect combination of adorable and sexy.
>tfw no Jake Gyllenhaal bf

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Stop slobbering about a celebrity chad here you damn roastie

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>The virgin's penis is still undamaged from being crushed by vaginas over the years

But I crush it with my hand 3x a day.

I guarantee my hand has done more damage to my dick than all the pussy I've had over the years.

I need you to elaborate on this

An ugly one, yeah

Actually, Jake Gyllenhall is NOT very good looking. Wouldnt call him ugly though.

lmao jake gyllenhaal is beautiful wtf is hershlag smoking

Excessive much, gamelan?

I'm 99% sure that's just banter, she's not some stranger fangirl but a person who's spent hundreds of hours with the dude.

And shes bitter as fuck that people think he is a great guy when he is actually ugly

Calm down incel. She's joking and neither her nor Jake are ugly.

Come on, she's obviously joking

Literally the only bad thing about his face is one eye is bigger. That's it. Look at his fucking sister.

He has a sister?

Don't google a recent picture, you'll be disappointed.

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I don't have a crush on any actor other than Jake Gyllenhaal. I also have a crush on Mike Stoklasa and David Byrne. Those are my three celebrity crushes.

Jake Gyllenhaal is fucking beautiful, i love him and I want to have sex with him.

>Mike Stoklasa
fat slavic-looking dude from Reddit letter media?

Ewwwwwww, gross, got a bug face

>gyllenhaal over the Gooseman

you're not seeing the forest through the trees, it's not the individual features that alone make a good face but the way all of them work together to make an individual facial aesthetic, and gyllenhall certainly has a unique and very aesthetically pleasing facial profile, otherwise you wouldn't have seen him in so many movies

it's a very obvious joke you autistic faggot

Jake is one of the most aesthetic looking guys in the business. Pretty sure Hershlag was just joking.

Doubtful, you cocksucking faggot

Jake Gyllenhaal is jewish as well

Shame, to even honest

He has a long midface and shit maxilla and shit maxillary height and angle, so yeah, he is fucking ugly.