Most recent text a female (actual) sent you?

What did you do?

My last MSG was from my ex, who cheated on me a bunch of times, that she misses me and lives me. She sends me that a lot, we've been broken up for like 3 years

I just deleted my tinder so i don't remember. I think she said "cute" and that was it.

>liTeRAl pTSd

Why the fuck would I? I have everything I need in this house

kek, I been sending her pics of my pupusas every time I got out to eat.
anyways....am I reading to much into it if she made the date on valentines week?
we were (still are) really good friend while we were seeing other people, and used to talk relationship and sex all the time (ofc I was lying out of my teeth the whole time lmao)

anyways, if you niggys ever in town you should really check this place out, the pupusas are to die for.

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I haven't talked to a female besides my mom or sister in a very long time. much less been texted by one.

Fucking normalfags, why do you fuckers keep posting here? Just go away dammit. I only text girls for business purposes and so too should you if you aren't a normalnigger.

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>Lose someone close to me
>Female friend hears
>Texts me asking if I'm okay and if I want to talk about it
>Text her back, saying how I was feeling and how much it hurt me
>She doesn't text back

Feels shitty man

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I've literally never had a conversation with a woman in my life. Except for back in school where they had to talk to me because we were in a group project.

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oh come on dude, don't you at least have qts you orbit online and send gifts to?

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>realhumanbean.mp3

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pupusas are pretty tasty. t. germanic aryan

why is your ethnicity relevant at all?

yeah ive noticed that its a norman/stacy thing to do. they feel like its a social obligation to offer "sincerest wishes" and whatnot but 90% of the time they're empty. people who are not close to you are just not willing to invest emotional energy to help you out. the remaining 10% are people who are caring because they learned from trauma.

I still originally want to KMS myself

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I am a faggot who emails girls...

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BPD girls
Not even once

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I do this as a guy help

why the fuck aren't you banging her, she wants to smash you, you dense motherfucker

Are you always this retarded? The fuck is wrong with you.

man i would literally kill for a female to talk this way to me

The concept of sex and what it entails is rotting your being

She is my friend and I am infatuated with someone else.

>"infatuated"
do you think you're some great-minded intellectual or something?

"Love you. I'm helping call buses."

Long story fuck off

I was going to say love but them someone would have said that love does not exist so I settled for infatuated.

that's actually fair, i hope all goes well with you user

I have a strong feeling it wont. I asked out the girl I am infatuated with and she said maybe.

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lmao how do you people even meet girls to talk to let alone get them to like you
normalfags please get out

At least you actually talked to her. Most of us can't even get that far.

>oneitis

Back out now user before its too late. I beg you. This is not a road you wanna go down.

My vegan ex who buys weed off me now

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I am holding on to the last sliver of hope that is the ((((maybe)))). But we all know how this one will end. Months or possibly a year of thinking about what could have happened with her.

>Why the fuck are my bones itchy
>Im entirely sober
I don't believe you either desu

I haven't sent a text via SMS to a non family female

The last online message to a female I know irl was just her abusing me,

Nice brag thread, 10/10

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I do not text women at all.

I lied to her I started watching that show russian doll om netflix (amazing btw) and theres a ketamine joint that comes up alot in it. So I decided to roll one myself. Im basically a parent to her though (also weird cuz shes a month older than me) so I dont let her know when im high on anything but weed.

Nah Im not tryna get her back shes got almost as many issues as me, also really leaning into a lesbian phase rn. Just a friend and customer (fuck off I know im a normie for that but I assure you I thoroughly retarded)

Let me guess, she is Asian

Long distance gf of 5 years broke up with me.

So no. At least I can text my mom still...

Looks kinda asian but nah 100% white (no titty in the pic just cuz I like to be a cunt to ya'll)

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Nope white actually

>a female (actual) sent you
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is not a textless toast.

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lol r9gay where have all the robots gone?

why! do! you! keep! shouting! at! this! thot!?
stop! typing! like! this! you! fucking! autist!

gonna ask my mom to fire up some pupusas

if you don't think the crispy burnt cheese is the best part, kill yourself

Christ, that shit gave me AIDS.

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Last convo with a discord thot.

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based titsguy

You are worse then a betabux, by allah forgive me to utter this word; you are an essaybux.

no you wouldn't, bpd girls are a nightmare that it will take months for you to get rid of, ghosting them is the only choice

>le reddit boogeymen don't even know how old this is

basically a female re: cucking

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Oh shit, I'm in the same boat

>user I want to have a life together with you

Should've thought of it when you fucked dozens of guys in our 5 year relationship, fucking whore.

literally get the fuck off this fucking board holy shit nigger, you are the fucking scum of this earth

What's this, real Chad hours? Go away.

in nomine patris et filii et spiritus sancti

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Mine is literally me trying to meet with her to sell an used book.

Me: this is my number
Her: alright
>40 minutes later
Her: come
Me: where are you?
Her: at the mess hall

Backstory, i needed her to sign some papers, which she did

Don't lie. You fucked her in the ass and then made a mess all over her face.

Been talking to a girl online. Become friends. She becomes my e-gf. She tells me she loves me. I love her. She gives me hearts and smiley faces. Finally get the courage to send her my picture. She no longer loves me. She doesn't give me hearts or smiley faces anymore. She doesn't even want to come to the chat room anymore. Being ugly sucks.

>sending pagliacci apu to mom
Are you on the spectrum?

I'm the it guy for a law office, she left for another job but texted me this in the middle of the night for something for her new job, ie her boss isn't paying me.

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What a legend
Sad I wasn't present for the tongue action

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ok, great to see

You like SpongeBob so if it feels better I like you a little bit even though I'm a dude :)

Nigga just smash already otherwise she'll move on soon and you'll get back to being self pitying loser, only worse this time

>Hey I'm picking you up from school tomorrow. I might be a little late tho cuz (brother) gets done at 3 too
Sent by my brothers girlfriend, presumably my brother wants to hang out with me. I am 19 years old and in GED class at the local college.
Second to last message from a girl
>Ayee
>Did you ever find that Bible?
>Me:nope
>Damn
>Okaii
>Thank you :)
Sent by my roommates sons girlfriend

So you can say I'm getting some action

you already know who it is
>tfw im not origi

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I posted the wrong picture my bad
that 1st one is pretty cringe

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>Moms & sisters do not count
I, uh...

i've never received a text from a girl. What the fuck has this board become?

>Ok (my name), I don't think there's any point continuing our conversations, we've run out of things to talk about and I'm not exactly in a great place right now. But it was nice getting to know you. Good luck with everything
Coincidentally it was a fembot too.

Not everybody has a phone you fucking bourgeois

dont bother replying

New years eve 2018
>happy new year, one in a dozen message
Somewhere before summer
>Hey user...haven't heard of you. How are you doing?
Have yet to respond, i think she gave up.

>females sending text to him
Literally 100% normie.

>Coworker asks if I can cover her shift tomorrow morning (6 am)
>No, but I can do the later shift if you can swap me around with whoever is meant to be there in the afternoon
>female manager texts me to make sure I'll be there in the afternoon

If you got a gf in the first place your just a shitty human being, fuck off you fucking nigger

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April 2017. Honestly, it was from a friend adfter prom, when I got lost on my way to meet them at a restaurant.

I faked my death saying I loved her then pretended to be my sister giving her shit for not stopping me. Then I eventually told her the truth that I was alive. Now she hates me

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Because I am a germanic aryan
T. germanic aryan

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Fucking kek
absolutely mad lad

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>enough of the internet
>lol

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wtf is the matter with you dude?

She was playing animal crossing for context

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>sisters dont count
Too bad. Usually texts me during work which I welcome since it makes the workday better.

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Lol what does she look like user? I know an "Angelica".

She ghosted me originally so she deserved it.
She told me her real name isnt Angelica