Really hate being female

>really hate being female
>remember that i can orgasm in 3 different ways
>3 different choices for sex toys
>can do all 3 at once
>have intense rapid multiple orgasms
>orgasmed so hard i pulled the muscle in my leg
>all from masturbating
>no real dick needed
>writing this post cumming still in shock and a lil dazed

haha you guys with weenies are missing out the afterglow is amazing

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>really hate being female
>have dysphoria and want to be a guy
>feel triggered when people call me she/her
>never masturbate and don't care about nutting multiple times
Smug anime girl shrugging pic.

ok, and what the fuck do you expect people to reply to your diary?

I'll kill you dumb bitch

heyh man we can hate being female for different reasons thats cool
ya people here post about their piss burning might as well share nothing said on this website matters anyway
enjoy

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Omg im soo jealous i wish i have a stanky bloodbelcher

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u just mad cause u nutt once and u done

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I don't like females' personality much, but I'm fine with FtM. You guys act a lot like bros. respect

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lol i havent has a period in over 3 years they got shit to prevent that but whatever be afraid u came out a bloody pussi anyway it just be like that

Oh yeah? Well at least im not a woman.

for 50,000$ you can be babey~! follow ur dreams

>be me
>be man
>smarter than women
>stronger than women
>tougher than women
>not a horny slut
>can jerk to images instead of needing sex toys
>always cum really hard
>can cum multiple times a day
feelsgood

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>When you're so fat you lose your period.

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god i WISH but im a healthy bmi and its just birth control you would probably know that if you went to sex ed but i assume most u guys on Jow Forums are the kind of people whos parents make them sit out on that shit and thats cool anyways enjoy urself you seem to like anime bitches pukin thats cool if thats your fetish good night~~

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oh are you that chick who got mocked for being a fatass on the bmi thread?
I recognize that pic lol

i see ive struck a cord seeing as how mad you are

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Here is the post i referenced
shame this fatass

why would you hate being female lmao
i don't get ftms
you're given the holy grail in life and you don't like it

>24.4 (f)
>not bad for an american
Maybe in Kentucky, you absolute unit.

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well when you're a woman you have to get fucked by a guy, and im not a faggot, so im glad im not a woman

>tfw no gf to spend hours just making cum over and over
jeez that seems like fun.

Can you orgasm while my penis is inside your vagina and the contractions from your orgasm cause my penis to orgasm and we are both orgasming at the same time?

Thanks man, I originally appreciate it.

>be male
>get on r9k to make fun of roasts
>about to talk mad shit about their only value being sex
>read a thread about someone "hating being female"
>the only reason they enjoy being female is sex
>hurr durr its so worth it xD

Like pottery. Roasts are fucking garbage.

just report the post for low quality

>complaining about low quality
>on r9k.

I dislike the thot, and I'm happy calling her the whore she is, but that would be just plain hypocritical on my part.

I don't masturbate all anymore. Raw pleasure doesn't entertain me. I'm going to slice myself open soon.

>Catlady femanon getting butthurt of losing SMV.

Meh.

>can't even enjoy regular male fapping because it makes me feel like a degenerate
It isnt fair

You're cute as you are, tomboy female. Don't ruin your body and take hormones. Also, get off my board and be a female somewhere else.

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>really hate being female
just why
i wish i was female so bad

>>remember that i can orgasm in 3 different ways
Sorry what? I just know clitoral and g-spot.

Wait 24.4 is normal BMI tho