/alcoholism/

A handle barely lasts 24 hours.

it does if you binge on it and pass out really fast. I personally dont drink "all day". I get as drunk as i can as fast as i can, and that usually means that ive got about 4 good binges out of a handle. and thats about 3 days for me. Personally.

You sound like a teenage girl.

why do you say that? question.

Just because of how you try to defend your pathetic weakness.

thats pretty misogynistic of you.

At least my liver is more scarred.

dude fuck man. Its not a contest. I hope your liver is 100% okay.
>my face when i dont even feel like drinking anymore today
something about your statement just fucked me up.

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My tolerance is all I have mate. Thats probably why.

Counting bottles is for insecure little cucks, honestly lost track at this point

I am proud of myself for not drinking during my lunch break today. We'll see if I can resist the urge all day. It has been a very long time since I went 24 hours without a drink. Hopefully I don't have a seizure or some shit.

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this is where you're wrong. I know precisely how much alcohol is in my bottle, and i know if its enough to get me drunk. I have alcoholism down to a fuckin science lolol but no i legit use to KEEP bottles after i drank them. Dont know why, i thought they were cool and i like the shape and texture of them. Id fill them with other stuff and decorate with them.. autism bro. But no its not even a joke anymore, i just know that my trash can is literally filled with bottles. I could go count them, but i honestly dont even care..

damn man. sometimes i fuckin wonder if all this alcohol is even worth it? What the fuck was i thinking?

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You get defo a better value out of bingedrinking thats for sure

God damn it I tripped and fell hard on the side of my.fucking ass and my right elbow last night while I was drunkenly coming in from smoking a cigarette and now it hurts to move my right arm and leg

Why do I keep doing this I'm pretty sure incidents like this happen more nights than they don't

give me like an hour and I'll come back here trashed

>tfw getting a bunch of small bruises on my gut
am I dying?

Bost capillaries lad. Google Gin Blossoms.

Go and ask your mom like you do all the other times when your encrusted 2 inch """""dick""""" needed a suck. (we all here know you're a virgin lmao)

man i feel ya. I was in a drunken stupor (having a bi-polar episode) last night and i slammed my fist on the floor and im pretty sure i broke it. I was so mad about so many things.

dude, get drunk in a half hour. Are you some kind of pleb? Knock those shots back like you're drinking water. But you're not some kind of faggot that drinks water, right? lol no i jest. Hurry up and tell us what you're drinking and how fucked up you are. For real actually. Sobriety is a meme.

d-d-d-drunk! fuck
drank muthfuka

>trying to balance uni with chronic alcoholism
its kinda working, ive had about 100 units in the past week on my own, is that bad?

got snowed in and had to conserve alcohol the last few days. only had 3 beers last night. i'm able to get to the store now but i'm thinking it might be a good time to try to quit since i've already tapered down quite a bit.

>drink 3 24oz cans of malt liquor over the past 6 hours and not feeling a thing

I really need to chug these fuckers

Cheers! I planned to cut down on drinking, but what else is there to do? Screw this. I live in the middle of nowhere so getting drunk and listening to oldies is the only option I have to feel at least somewhat happy in the evenings.

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wanting to hang out with some friends asp probably when they back to school

You can do all of this while drunk too!

(Someone end my suffering already)

Right here my man. I swear my circulation gets so fucked whenever i have any kind of substance but fuck it. Not like theres any other escape from this hell.

damn right man. You should drink 3 of those in a fuckin half hour. The fuck is wrong with you?! become the alcohol.

Get a taste for vodka. Cheap, less calories, and no hangovers. I warn you though, once you're vodka-pilled there is no going back.

basically this. Once you economize with vodka you really wont waste your money on anything else.

i am convinced most terminal alocholics drink vodka

I've managed to trick myself into thinking it's not as bad drinking a bottle of red wine as it is drinking vodka or a six pack.

I guess I feel classier.

Vodka tastes like ass and has to be mixed though. Beer or wine tastes better, even if it costs more.

All this. My weekly bottle of vodka has become stitched into my life. Not that I'm really complaining because fuck being sober in current year.

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I've thought this recently as well. I suppose it's "technically" healthier. But it takes forever to get drunk, even when sub-chugging the bottle.

This. The aftertaste is shit too, plus you can't do 'social' drinking with vokda.

Alcohol has been the cause of and solution to pretty much all of my problems of the past 6 years, even though I've been drinking for 10.

Ahah...?????!?????!
You're one discusting motherfucke. lel

not if you're in eastern europe, but then again, if you're not in russia or poland you'll prob just drink rakia, and nice 60-70% one, now that's a drink

I go back and forth between wanting to quit drinking forever, wanting to severely lessen the amount I drink and not caring at all because alcohol is so comfy I don't know wtf to do.

If I would quit right now my life probably wouldn't improve in other ways I'd still be a useless NEET

Yeah. Drunk and not happy with current state of affairs.

>im literally a pussy faggot
Thank you. i am very aware. Your sentiments have been noted. Im glad you like being faggots. lol. for the lulz bro

im honestly not sure what you mean dude. Im drunk. YES

to both of you. MOTHER FUCK
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>this is now a drunken music thread
FUCK

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holy fuck I actually got out of bed and damn I did myself good this time I can barely fucking walk

Also one of my bottom front teeth seems to be migrating out of the gums and that hurts like a motherfucker too but I don't know if the booze has anything to do with that

the time is to account for the time it takes me to walk to the liquor store my man

>start drinking because life is shit
>forced into rehab
>lose what little I built up
>suicide incoming
You could have delayed my death another 10-15 years, but were so focused on my "success" you killed me early. Fuck you normalshits.

holy shit you whine too much just go to bed

I stopped drinking 17.01.2019
35 Liter beer and 3 Liter Vodka weekly for 6 years.

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I SEE you. I SEE your fucking SHIT dangling out of your mouth. I HATE you. And one day i WILL kill you. It will be glorious. And i will watch your bleed. Did i mention im an alcoholic? we ALL whine and sound like retarded faggots. We all scream into the black void....we all rage against the world.

>my cruelty is not mine but the worlds
forgive me
its THEM not me

I have seen your autism before on Jow Forums....

bourbon is the best hard liquor, even cheap bourbon is delicious to an alcoholic

the only ti e you will see my autism is when you're at my doorstep.

will you meet me?

>Only one per week
>alchoholic

Get out normie

I will meet you and kiss you

usually consume around .75 gallons of hard liquor each week, plus 2-4 6 packs of beer or cider and a couple bottles of wine if I can afford them

>Haven't drunk in 4 days
Gona make it boys.

cant even get drink fast enough drunk anymore. guess i need some moonshine or something. Prolly gona quit soon, alcohol is a pretty bad drug in my experience. its only hook is its cheap and everywhere.

The thing is you really don't want to continue down the path of drinking every single day and have health problems take up a lot of your time, concern, and money. It may take years and years to happen, or less, but it basically will end up happening if you just wantonly drink as much as you want to everyday and then your life will become significantly worse. I know it does seem impossible to quit sometimes though, I basically never have. In fact, I've never been sober for more than 1 month at a time in the past 10 years, and I've probably only done that 2 or 3 times in that time.

How do you fucks not get crippling hangovers? I drink till blackout but it takes me two days to recover before I am able to do it again.

Its called years of just drinking through it which builds tolerance, that's how it happens.

I used to drink every day, now I cut back to weekend drinking only.

In my prime I could finish a 1.75 liter of bottle by myself in 36 hours on a weekend, now a bottle would last like, 3 weekends.

Once I start drinking, I really will just drink every single day for months on end even if it's just a six pack and some wine a day. I cut out buying actual liquor 2 years ago, but it's seriously like I can't cut back unless I stop completely, but then if I accomplish that it seems almost impossible for me to go longer than a month without a drink. What I really need is multiple months under my belt to have a better chance to stay stopped for longer I think.

I don't get hangovers really, if I fuck up and don't drink enough water during/after drinking I'll have a bit of a headache until I get some coffee in me the next day but that's all

Ive been to detox twice, never fucking again. Atleast trying to be off the booze and go for beer instead even though it takes shit long time to get drunk

what the hell is detox, is that like rehab? Is there even rehab for alcohol lol

by drinking more alcohol first thing in the morning. there's really no more effective hangover cure

>Is there even a rehab for alcohol lol
Being this fucking retarded

Holy shit I haven't seen you around in a long time. That really is true though, there is nothing like hair of the dog to combat a hangover, literally nothing. Turned into a curse for me for about 2 or 3 years though a while back. I'm glad that I'm not exactly where I was back then.

I was in there once for heroin, jesus christ what a shithole if I ever get hooked on that again I'll just do a 5 day sub taper myself or even go cold turkey over going in there again
it's where they taper you off your drug of choice before you go to actual rehab (or before you go back to using your drug of choice upon release)

what was so bad about it? cmon greentext. Do they make you do dumb shit or watch retarded videos

meh, if you're a fat depressed autist who's given up on life anyway, it doesn't matter

Sober since NYE. Have some sort of GI fuck up probably from drinking.

Had to stop drinking cause they fuck with my SSRI's and I think about suicide non-stop when that happens. Feels kinda sucky lads

>the fucking place is dead in the middle of the ghetto, nigs partying in the middle of the night in houses directly across the street
>frigid cold in there
>they take all clothes and possessions for the duration of your time there, not even allowed to wear shoes because of the strings
>served shitty "food" with expired dates visible on the packaging
>including premade peanut butter jelly sandwiches me and another guy discovered live ants on
>forced group meetings and AA/12 step bullshit daily
>no caffeine or smoking allowed
>all the while knowing everyone in there is going to go back to it

On the positive side my first day in there when I was in full withdrawal and feeling horrendous there was a girl a little older than me who introduced herself to me and was really kind and reassuring and said I would get through it and I still remember that shit years later

wow, sounds like shit. I heard the 12-step is overly religious, I wonder how many of these rehabs try to convert people into christians lol

yeah they tend to be religious in nature but that isn't my biggest gripe with it, the fucking rhetoric about how you're "powerless" and all that shit is fucking retarded

>got alcohol poisoning last weekend
>swore to gf to relax my drinking
>weekend is approaching slowly again
>get that tingling feeling

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i recently started SSRIs and tried to jump out of a window when i was drunk and my prefered method of suicide would be something painless like helium. try weed, you'll probably like it because you feel great when youre on it and if you dont abuse it can help with depression and anxiety

I know that feel to well. First royally fuck up. Swear not to drink for again or some time. Weekend comes and you run down to the liqour store.

I'm slowly learning that if you can control your emotions under jager, you either can control your emotions very well in times of great enthusiasm or you're just dead inside
still trying to figure out which one it is

I didn't drink after work. Let's see if I can keep this up long enough to let my liver recover a bit.

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