/britfeel/

cheeeeese edition

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>walk past jobcentre
>bottles of vodka and energy drinks in the hedges

How we goin tonight lads?

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Just having a cheeky sit down. That's alright innit?

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Nice milkers, lad. Did mummy pay for those?

Zeus you filthy fucking kuffar! The whole tub of cheese spread is for ME. If I see you eating from my fridge I shall apply the lash liberally to your wretched back! Know your place!

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Time for some evening sips

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life is utter, utter shit and misery

there is nothing for 'us'. other than the noose

i would like to say a personal gb to tim

Went down and got meself some cans to try and break the week up a bit

Needs more pedo apu, lids.

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Goodbye SCEA. You have provided much mirth.

>tfw no more scottish britfeel friend

it hurts.

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No how dare you think that this course of action is acceptable. Utterly disgusting.

>You got him Bazza! Fuckin' bomb it mate before the rozzers get 'ere!

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The gammon are absolutely fucking furious over this donald tusk quote im surprised their collective red faces haven't turned night to day.

SCEA is dead. Long live the user with suspiciously SCEA-esque posts.

i'm gonna die

>had a dream last night
>i had her. i fucking had her. my waifu.
>it was the most vivid dream i've ever had
>it started with us walking together (i swear i felt her hand in mine) on the boardwalk at night
>i remember passing a shop with two kids eating ice cream on a bench
>it was so warm and the night sky was black so everything was illuminated only by streetlamps
>we wander into a restaurant called: "pastuzo's" (i had watched paddington the other night)
>i had a chicken souvlaki dinner, she had a salad and saganaki (the fire cheese)
>after we ate i remember holding her tightly in the car
>we were transported home to my flat in edinbrah already in bed
>felt her boobs in my hand
>blew inside of her
>remember falling asleep with her in my arms as i saw the moon peekig through my shutters
>wake up
>smile knowing she is beside me and cant wait to wake up and have breakfast with her
>suddenly i remember it was a dream
>cum stains in my underpants
>alone in bed

i'm crying as i type this. i'm going to jump off a fucking bridge. why does my brain feel the need to tease me with shit i don't have

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grow up you nerd
get a laifu, bin that waifu

Based trips, fuck brexit and fuck white people

psychic dream, it's going to happen lad!

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>ready for bed

Hmm

White genocide When?
Efjkbg kek me daddy

Why did you get rid of them lad? I'll be your Scottish friend if you like, but depends what you did to the last one.

Highlight of Kingdom Hearts so far has been a rendition of "Let it Go" which is 99% identical to the film version

You're wrong

Whites are capable of great evil but they're not inherently evil like pakis

MEOWING

Though Zeus & Yazim seem to have fucked off

I hope you get stabbed in your sleep.

>I hope you get stabbed in your sleep.
Me too

Any tips on getting past the side mission 'Bazza's Big Breakaway'? Once you leave the stadium you're ambushed by wave upon wave of Souf F.C hooligans and Lil' Kev is a liability rather than an assistance - before I've even gotten to my KIA I've been killed by thrown bricks.

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My life is in such a state right now that I don't think it's actually possible to fix it.

I'm sure many of you here are the same.

Lads. What's blockchain?

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The King

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I was being ironic. We must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.

I'll be praying for you lad, that you fall asleep for good and have an eternal dream with her.

Poley wins again. What an absolute legend

Watched two episodes of this historical korean zombie show. Enjoying it so far.

Have you played the previous games?

>historical korean zombie show
title?

It's what you have to do when the thots grind on you.

You don't have a clue. I know of loads of white chavs that have done incredibly evil things like rape woman and beat up people just to look hard. White people can be evil.

Koreans embellish their history (and present) to ridiculous levels, it's cringe

No
The storyline is just silly anyway, just want to hang out with Pixar characters

Kingdom was pretty good, can't wait for the next series.

Before I consider your opinion valid, I'd like to see a timestamped pic of your hand

>meowing
i thought the sex offences and pedophillia was bad but that made me cringe above all else

Starting a new thing where I don't watch two episodes of the same show in a row. For example, if I watched episode one of Game of Thrones, I'd have to watch an episode of something else until I can watch episode two of Game of Thrones. Is this autistic? Feel like binge watching just makes every episode blend together sometimes.

As if I'm posting any pictures of my self on here so I can get laughed at. I don't really care if you don't believe me.

No, it seems like a difficult but richer way of enjoying media

Personally I can't start one food until I've finished another and I can't play more than one video game at a time

Just your hand, Harris

Even people who are into Kingdom Hearts have no fucking clue what's going on.

>not binging every available episode of the show in a week

Serious question: why do you care? You're fine with doing it this way right?

Wish DM would move in with me and become my live in IMDB pal, maybe help out with some chores in exchange for room and board

Now they're literally just playing "Do you want to build a snowman"

I practice this, I pretend as though I'm watching tv and the show changes every hour/ half hour

eating custard creams
probably my least favourite biscuit desu

you're sounding a bit desperate, are you gonna send it to your discord bf to prove youre white ?

I have to watch things in even numbers
Never one, always 2 or 4.

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>monis' crusty sock

>on this edition of /britfeel/ bingo

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>standing at the bus stop
>lad smoking a joint
>have this song stuck in my head from the moment I clock it until now
>tfw very uncool
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Nope, not going to happen. I don't care if a wannabe cesare lombroso thinks I'm lying.

I dunno, lad. I'm just rambling. I'm actual diagnosed autistic and I spend way too much time mulling over stupid mundane shit like this.

stop avatar fagging you degenerate

Kat Dennings was in CSI NY S02E07
Her boobs looked smaller but she would have only been 19 at the time
>tfw no big titty russian jewish gf

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>Never one, always 2 or 4.
like your current sexual partners you slut

I want to fuck your arsehole.

What you been watching today lad? I'm ok when it comes to housework but my room has literally never been tidy

>on Jow Forums
>calling others degenerated
W E w lad

Same, lad. Before deciding to watch one of a show at a time I was like, OK I have to watch in twos or I have to watch a certain part of a season like 1/3 or 1/2. Its very frustrating living like this. I have to rate every episode as well.

She's 33 now, definitely not as cute as when she was 19 but her boobies are way bigger

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Play bingo

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Lads, what pictures of Crona are in circulation? I'm trying to decide which britfeel tranny to make my gf but I'm undecided on Crona because I don't know what they look like.

Haven't been watching anything lad, I've been busy getting ready for my gran's funeral, getting my hair cut and sorting out clothes and that. What are you watching? I'm pretty good at housework, but I'm very messy, like I go into the kitchen and it's like a nader hit but without any of the fun

I'd be roomies with DM too. Work out together, watch comfy tv/films with a cheeky drink/smoke once in a while. He does the housework while I'm waging. We could have a cat too

wish I had a teacher like this wahey
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Stop replying to me you eediot
Hmmm but that is numerically and factually incorrect isnt it
Yeah yeah
>tfw rewatching doctor who
>tfw rating them and making graphs etc of each season
h-hello me...

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I've been mulling over getting the 2 Broke Girls DVDs must to stare at her big tits for over 100 episodes.

>I'm trying to decide which britfeel tranny to make my gf b
a-a-am I still in the running?

I'll do thing the other won't...

you're on r9k as well gay boy
and everyone has seen your arse hole

>Yeah yeah
That's what you'll be screaming when I fuck your arsehole.

you literally admitted to sharing nudes with other people because you can't help cucking you sad cunt

Kingdom. Yeah I am enjoying it. Glad to hear there is another series in the works, even if it is early days for me.
You think British period dramas are embellished to ridiculous levels and cringey?

>Shippy orbiting geologist roastie
>Moni looking for a bf

Where did that love affair go so wrong?

I had a crush on her after watching Nick and Norah desu

Worth it tbqh. I've got to like nearly the end of season 4 but it gets kind of boring because they shouldn't be broke by that point and the blonde one owns a horse just sell the horse lmao the big boobs one doesn't even make the cupcakes they're from a store bought mix and they are both ABSOLUTE SLAGS who booley han

Who your favourite Doctor
Desu

I never admitted to that. Or did I?
Doubt it.

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You've not seen his bedroom? He won't be doing chores.

When is it lad? Hope you give nan a good send off, was very sad when mine died she was a lovely woman. Not been watching much other than random wrestling. Been in and out of hosptial visiting granddad and drinking a lot not feeling like watching much desu
based and comfy/cheeky/iron/cattopilled

Why does no one ask what I watched? I watched Houdini (1953) starring Tony Curtis and Janet Leigh. It's a pretty decent 50s technicolour film. Love technicolour, I do.

Absolutely seething
Lol
Thanks

>You think British period dramas are embellished to ridiculous levels and cringey?
No

Not to the extent Korean ones are

Koreans were African tier before Japan invaded them

I doubt it lass. Things like what?

You are out of the running as I'm a whites only kind of guy.

>Crona
Don't bother, he's a 6'1 hon with a massive forehead who isn't even really trans

>Doubt it.
Just want to give you my liquid love desu.

Only some clothed torso and leg pics. Hair too. Dont have them saved sorry

>its a mum still grumpy about family drama that happened at brother's wedding three years ago episode
mums... do we need em?

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>a Jow Forums thread has inspired me to get stoned again

I never watched the classic series, so
Tennant > Smith > Capaldi > Eccleston >>>>> shittaker
These are the facts

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i feel sorry for chikas bf t b h, the sheer lack of respect chika has for him is jaw dropping