I want to have sex with a human female

try living the monk lifestyle, give up on the desires that hold you back. I feel so fucking good now that I've stopped worrying about women.

I can arrange sex with a female for you, but I can't guarantee she will be human.

go on tindr and just ask a girl to take your virginity. just be honest, worked for me when I asked my sister.

Kek, why did you need Tinder to fuck your sister? Just knock on her door like a normal person.

She looks like irl aiko

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Don't we all?
Human females don't want to have sex with us though, so that makes it difficult.
At least we still have porn.

Wtf did I just read? Have you ever heard of sentences? They're a thing people sometimes use to make their text understandable.

Wouldn't that require her to swipe on you first? Permavirgins don't get women to swipe on them.

And that sentence is why it wont work. Trust me, i know from experience. Also being ugly and retarded and poor doesnt help either

it's intentional you stupid fucking redditor

>iwasjustpretendingtoberetarded.png

desu sex is overrated. I lost my virginity to a chick from craigslist and I didn't even finish. got a cramp while I was fugging her and it was funny for me lol

what do people use for drugs and sex now that craigslist is ded?

That's easy to say now that you're officially a normie. It's like telling a starving man that food is overrated.
Drugs: your friendly neighborhood drug dealer.
Sex: your friendly neighborhood prostitute.

it's supposed to read like stream of consciousness form the girl's perspective, sweetie

Settle.for a human female (sissy) from Grindr it's your only option

I'm about to have sex for the first time wtf do I do
kissing, foreplay, finger, eat beef, missionary, finish with doggy?

Those aren't females though. They barely qualify as human.

lol I got lucky back in the summer of 2017
Like I said, sex is overrated. Creat the okay sign as tight as possible and then fuck it, better yet. get a fleshlight, a cheap vr head set and you're good to go. The chick I hooked up with was a bit of a fatty and she gave great head. I'll post a pic of her if I can

Something like that. Just go in assuming you'll fuck it up, and you'll probably be right. At least when you're done awkwardly groping each other you'll no longer be a virgin.

I thought grindr was all cisdudes and that all the trannies go on tindr.

slow make out session is key. Also rub her fanny on top of whatever she's wearing while making out. Also try this shit out: get behind her while grabbing her neck, choking her a bit from behind with your left arm, while nibbling on her neck and simultaneously rubbing her part with your right hand and rubbing your boner on her ass.

just saiyan

I'm 33 and I've never even been on a date. Fucking my hand just isn't cutting it anymore. I guess a fleshlight and vr might be slightly better, but a lot more effort and cleanup.

>rub her fanny
This guy is a virgin, ignore him

dates are just free whatever for chicks nowadays. btw, not trying to burst your bubble but sex without affection sucks

hey bro, goku says fanny

So imagine how it feels that no woman has ever even given me the opportunity to buy her free whatever on a date.

alright I think I can pull through if I just have a loose guideline of what I'm doing beforehand.
is spitting on my dick to lube it up a retarded porn move? how do I avoid eating someone's face when kissing?

don't put the pussy on a pedestal, my dude.
lol don't do anything like spitting on your cock. Just ram it in. that'll surprise her... Man, i miss fuggin' even though ive only done it once

How do you not put the pussy on a pedestal? We've evolved to want to fuck. Failing to fuck means failing at the most basic goal for all living creatures. Dogs fuck. Sheep fuck. I don't because I'm a failure at life.

Congratulations, you're a normal male.

You know you can go on Grindr and fuck a bottom twink or trap for free right?

true but the repercussions of putting the pussy on a pedestal are pretty horrifying. false rape accusations, child support, a nagging wife/gf

that would make OP a literal faggot, like you

l do too

Maybe so, but the repercussions of not getting any are probably a rope around my neck when I eventually give up. I'm not sure which is worse.

>desu sex is overrated
Then why do females withhold it so vigilantly, hmmm? If it is of little or no value, why is it coveted and not given to males of any status by females who have no moral problems with breaking chastity?

snap the fuck out of that mindset. Suicide is a long term solution to a short term problem. if you really wanna have a gf then better yourself. Working out is the best option since it can boost your confidence and sex appeal. When I worked out, I got a bunch of attention. I'm currently trying to get Jow Forums again but it's a hassle also because I have bipolar disorder

Rubber women are better.

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>short term problem
I'm 33. That's hardly short term. It's a lifelong problem. I was pretty fit in my 20s and still never got anywhere close to finding a gf. Now that I'm older I'll never be able to be that fit again.
I spend most of my day working like any good wagie, and when I get home I don't have the energy to try to go out and meet anyone. Not that they'd want to meet me even if I did. Back when I went out to bars I still never met anyone.

post more pics of that cutie

Because that's all women have. They have nothing else to offer men initially. If women didn't have pussies what the fuck could they do to get guys?
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pssst, how do I find qt arthoe like this

Download tinderoni

It isn't a meme? I made an account that was open for about a week and swiped 30% of grills, 0 matches

Come back when you've swiped 100%.

But there's a lot of mistakes out there user

If you're not yet ready to give literally any woman on the planet a chance, you're in no position to complain.

I'm not complaining, just suffering

>30% swiped
>no matches
You arent hot enough to have those standards

>I want to have sex with a human female
>a reasonably normal desire, yes
>2d women are better

Its pretty natural. Its not going to solve all your problems. Though its nice to have somebody who loves you, is your friend and has sex with you occasionally. This is why Im working on myself so I can find a quality girl. 2D women cant do any of this and dont even exist.

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/soc/ rated me 7/10

If you want women to be attracted to you on tinder, you need to be at least 9/10. They are swarmed by hot guys, and they'll only pick the hottest.

That's what I get for forgetting about a thread I posted in, ffs

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I would not want to own a lolidoll how is a doll like that superior to those onahole things?

>you need to be at least 9/10
not really

Sorry but you're never going to

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Are you that 40 year old guy? Your threads were cool, if so.

for a reasonably normal FAG

Samsies. Im 35 years old

i want to have sex with a very hairy human female

What does it even feel like to have sex with the human female?

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>i want to have sex with a very hairy human female

Primal(hairy), even animals know how to have sex. Its not fucking particle physics. Having sex with a woman is something that a doll will never give, it isnt natural.

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I am managing to talk to one, how do I win her favor? Pic related

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>asking Jow Forums how to "win favor"?