My tax return is going to be $1000

My tax return is going to be $1000.
What should I do with it?

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Get a gay hooker

I'm married to a straight woman(female)

Buy savings bonds with some of it.

Care to info dump me about it? I'm saving up for a house and would be really interested if I could profit in a year.

Improve yourself so you don't wind up back here.

Give it to me.

orogo

Alright, what should I buy?
I'm barely getting by nigga

Go to the bank
Get $1000 worth of pennies
Stick them up your ass
Spend them
Make confidence your bitch

I don't know much but it's more of a long term investment. Like 10-20 years.

What the fuck type of illegal shit did you do to get a thousand dollar tax return?

Can you buy me a copy of Redline, Yokai-Watch 3, and Dragon Quest Monsters+ volume 1? Thanks

Save it. Unless you have a REAL PLAN on what to do with it, you shouldn't use it on anything at all, and wait. If you find something later on, you've got the extra funds to use it on.

Yes this is shitty normie advice, but I'm saving my money for steam summer sale in 4 months, can't really give you anything better.

Get a Delta 13 inch Portable Thickness Planer, a Mikita Miter Saw (dual bevel) and some roses for the misses.

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Invest it in a mutual fund, that's the best way to save money

Don't know about you, but I'd personally use the money to go on a vacation to get away from life for a bit. Ulster is my happy place, but you do you.
If I didn't feel so trapped in my life that I wound up here every once in a while, I'd try not to make it back.

File a new W-4 with a higher withholding allowance.

Donate to Wikipedia

Buy whatever you want user

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he rolled dubs, you have to OP

CNC machine, 3D printer, laser cutter. Start making things you need so as not to redistribute shekels.

your tax return should be as close to 0 as possible. stop giving that nigger uncle sam an interest free loan

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Orogoo

Send it to me faggot, you wont

How much gross money did you make this year out of curiosity?

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> MFW selfemployedfag who winds up owing taxes instead of getting returns

feels bad man

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Mosin with many cases of ammo, with bayonet and repro conscript uniform. Should you have money left over, buy a macrov.

You two?Such a PITA every year.

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I made $20,000 last year, what the fuck are you on? This is peanuts.

>Make $20,000
>That big of a return
What the fuck