Size doesn't matter bro, it's all in your head

>indicates an expanding scope of represented groups, including people with various disabilities
So can we petition the government to give us NEETbux since having a small dick is now considered a disability?

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>A literal fucking emoji
>This triggers/r9k/
Who the fuck will send you it? Your mother? What other females does this board communicate with on average

I'm almost 6" in length and almost 6" in girth too
But I feel small for some reason
Also I don't get morning wood anymore so my dick probably doesn't work well

is this real? fuck feminist double standards man. make a fat woman emoji and see how that goes dow.

depends on how big your frame is. im the same size maybe slightly smaller girth but it looks comically tiny since i'm 6'4". dont let porn dicks or even the big dicked amateurs let you think thats the whole world. yes there are a lot of guys with big dicks out there but there are plenty more with smaller ones. no girl ive been with ever said anything bad about my dick even after we stopped seeing each other. just dont let thoughts about you having a 'small dick' confuse you bro

Guys, size doesn't matters because it's fucking hard to flex your dick size.
What are you going to do, pull a motherfucking devito like this?
youtube.com/watch?v=9HilyOLWzrM
Of course not, that's why size doesn't matters, it won't help you at all to catch girls, the only thing that will give you is something to brag about.

Nah man I'm 5'10
Even in the mirror my benis looks unimpressive as fuck, but you're right it's probably in my head

Lol he dicklet

Good luck on literally paying a woman to stay with you some years, otherwise she will prefer to have a job by herself while having some big dicks

this and make a emoji shaming single mom's

tfw when 7 inches and 6.3 inches girth. I ain't no big big guy, but I can at least live my life moderately without anxiety over my penis

>T.Microdick
At least you can become a trap with that overgrown clit of yours.

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Who uses this hand gesture to mean anything besides small penis?

Can we have a tiny tits emoji too?

I use it to say "a little bit" or "this close"

>6.3 inches girth
>I ain't no big big guy
Nice humble bragging you lucky faggot

i have 6.25 girth and am anxious about hurting woman

don't worry his lieing very few guys are that big.

A micro is anything under 12" and Coke can girth according to Jow Forums. Penis envy is real.

Are the closest ones I can find

>tfw 11 inch dick
Should I become a trap?

tiny tits are hot though

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maybe size doesn't matter, but every female knows it's a psychological attack vector.

5'7'' weirdo manlet here, I have a 9 inch dick and women who hardly knew me cheated on their boyfriends just to get a taste of it. Size does matter but i would take 2 inches off my dick for 4 inches of height any day.

well to be fair you can use the emoji in other ways too

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emojis are degenerate. Was bad enough when people Did XD :) all the time. Same with the eggplant emoji nobody uses to talk about vegetables it's to talk about cock.

You are such a fucktard I want to slap you.

people with small dicks need to stop
not everything has to do with your micro dick faggots, this gesture is not soley used for small dicks

What's it even like to be embarrassed by having a small cock?

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Who the fuck cares? There's already thousands of emojis I never use, now there's 270 more, big whoop.

>big whoop.
>big
Wow, user. Could you be more insensitive?

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It was over for you before it even began dicklet. Just give in and take the pink pill already, stop fighting your fate. I can't put into words the relief I felt when I stopped denying how useless my little 12.5 inch boyclit is.

>nobody uses to talk about vegetables it's to talk about cock.
Lmfao no shit bro, really? Little zoomer retards don't use the eggplant emoji to discuss the eponymous vegetable??

Are there any emojis making fun of women, or would that be sexist?

I think at this point making fun of guys' dicks is back to being fair game. It should stay that way too, so we can all know who's who.

>it's okay because it's mocking men
Yes, you can't even provide a solid argument for why people shouldn't be allowed to do this.

There's this which can trigger many a female when used correctly

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Exactly. Everyone gets made fun of now. Keep it that way. You should slut shame people. You should make fun of mohammed's micropenis. It's humbling.

You make it sound like it's a new thing...

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I want a hijabi acid attack victim emoji and also one with a priest with a kid on a leash. Because fuck everything at this point.

>we want to represent more disabled people!
>includes small penis emoji
Everything seems to be right?

I don't use emojis, so I don't understand the secret emoji language zooms and twitter fags have been developing over the past decade or so.

I don't use emojis either. I just happened across a couple obvious combinations.

I did make all my contacts' names into emojis, so people can't look at my phone and see who is texting me, plus they are all very fitting and just look nicer.

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it's not so much about wether size it's important or not, people just really fucking love making fun of people nowadays

Everyone user. Everyone. Please stop being so insecure.

They love it, yet banter in the late 90s was much sicker than today. It just didn't happen as much. You could joke about people getting molested by their dad on national TV and EVERYONE would laugh.

me too, oorriiggiinnaallllyy

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Shit guys. I'm sorry.

Reminder that racism spawns from self-consciousness.

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I got this image of some r9k's mom telling him he's got a small dick with that emoji and I just laughed way to hard

I used to be an edgy kid who said nigger because I thought it was funny, then I matured, and stopped, and tried to be more eloquent, and as of very recently I realized there is no point because black people are actually racist as fuck TOWARD themselves to the point where they will just never be happy. It doesn't matter what you call them, they hate being black, so acknowledging it at all is going to piss them off. The gorilla character in this show is voiced by a black lady and there are multiple blogs about how the black lady should have voiced a character other than the gorilla because white people be callin us all gorillas n sheit since we was kangs. It's just ridiculous at this point.

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I mean, I'm fine with it, but then we need a loose vagina one

There is gonna be a period blood one but you could use the OK hand + hotdog if you want