Post your weird/unusual fetishes anons

>those types of dudes are either married or gay or too afraid of commitment
>gay
Have you ever seen gay guys?They're fucking nothing like that lmao.

I knew I was someones type

Girls in robot or just like metallic mechanical looking helmets. Think female power ranger or a girl wearing the head of a mecha as a helmet. Really gets me going, I want a gf and make her wear a helmet while I preform coitus with her.

I mostly watch gay porn, because only there are guys my type. My type is typical "bear" just not gay. I think u haven't actually seen any gay porn. Just opening a pornhubs gay category everyone is like that.
Really? Are u from Europe?

Ive had people joke in the past that Id be the perfect bear if I was gay. Sadly, I live over on the west coast of the US.

That's cute. It's a shame ur in us. Maybe u wanna be friends or something?

I dont mean to be rude, but no thanks. I feel like it would get to me after a while if it turned out that we were compatible.

Big dick humiliation. Unfortunately there's like no content for it.

Okay. I get it. Yeah, that could be a problem, because we are too far away from each other. Have a nice day user :)

You too, I wish you luck in finding a bf that will suit your tastes!

What would that feel during deep throat?

my weirdest ones are
>nazis
>religious aesthetics
>vore kinda

But also he has to look like pic related, forgot to add

phew, i thought i had a chance.

I have a parasite fetish and used to keep a few leeches as pets to fuel it. Nothing has ever got me harder than watching them feed off me. I kinda want to start doing it again, but my source is currently frozen. Maybe in the spring.

girls who are actually dangerously insane and not just being edgy. probably going to get me killed one day

Fucking stacy has picture of a chad

Please date me then. I have a lot of mental illnesses. Right now I'm in a psychiatric hospital but getting out next week. I love to play with my blood and tears and would love to play with yours too

I like females in panties
and I enjoy kissing females left buttcheeks

fembot here haha
I have this weird fetish where I like guys who are tall, have big jaws and strong eyes. hahaa I know it's soooo weird xP i'm a bit quirky myself

What do you do with your tears and blood? Is there anything more disturbing you do?

I have a thing for pale girls, like never leave the house white pale. Gets me rock hard

Pale blue eyed skinny hairless twinks. (Excluding hair on head.) Stuttering would be a bonus.

I cut myself daily. I like to do it in a shower and just kinda lie down in my own blood. I kinda pick and pull skin off of my body. I have a lot of places where I don't have skin, like 10x10 cm big. I burn myself, i pull out my hair and eyelashes and eyebrows. Sometimes when im in a mental hospital, i would say to really ill people that I have murdered their family just so they would attack me and hurt me.

>Please date me then
Why do you want someone to date you? Are you a negress?

I want to strangle you user

I'm white. Paper white. Not a fucking shitskin.
I would love you do to that. But like, strangle me couple of times really tight, so I can't breathe but the final time, make it really the final time

So why do you need to ask someone to please date you?

Because I'm obviously fucking mentally ill and no one would date me. I also need love.

I dont want to kill though because I lose gf and may go to jail, I just want to put you to the brink of death desu

This kinda made my heart warm and pussy wet.

Do you also enjoy blue balling? Location?

Godamn, why do crazy girls have to be what gets my dick going. Gl and thanks for the boner femanon, wish I could choke you the fuck out and punish you for what a massive bitch you've been, but I'm sure you'll find someone soon assuming you don't off yourself first

I'm on r9k so I'm obviously a virgin. I don't know. I probably would like to give blue balls a lot. Seems fun.
Europe

Ah ok so everyone here gon be blueballed

Are you really getting wet in this thread

glad to hear user, it's a dream of mine to fulfill the role of abuser for crazy girl while maintaining a tender love dichotomy. I hope you find someone who can fill that void

I like schizophrenic/mentally ill women in general. they're usually sweet every now and then and I like that a lot plus it makes me feel needed

I have a fetish for women with fat asses and big tits.

Yes. I almost never feel horny. Just overall just not interested in sex. But this made me feel something

Do you ever strangle yourself with your belt? How do you feel about big cocks?

I dont have a belt, but I do strangle myself with a rope. Sometimes i tie it up and pretent that I would hang myself.
Again, im a virgin, I dont know really. But I'm petite, and i think a really big one would hurt me and not in a good way that I like

I have a fetish for handholding

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How do you know it wouldn't hurt you in a good way, is there such thing as bad pain? Do you like mutual pain, for instance biting each other or mutual cutting?

i miss him too. there is no one like him and if there is im never going to meet him. but i wouldnt even want to. because he is all i need. i love him with every molecule of my being.

>tfw you'll never be eaten by a nasi nun that gasses you with cyklon b inside her belly because she deemed you unpure

How old are you? Just curious, obviously can't hit on you

I'm in Europe, contact?

>weird/unusual
uh pale girls, not rly a footfag but i'd do feet stuff if she had a cute pair. Wouldn't care if she had troll feet tho desu

I would love biting. But I wouldn't want my boyfriend to cut himself. That would make me feel sad
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Where in Europe

I'm in Italy you?

>i love biting
alright you're my girlfriend, what do you use for contact? Does cutting really make you sad though? I think its romantic

Not close. Sorry user.
But im completely mentally ill. Why would u want to date me? And my body is like 1/10

I'm mentally ill too, and I would like someone to calm me down after I have episodes and who I can leave love bites on

Aren't you into ldr? :(

I'm mentally ill too, and I would like someone to calm me down after I have episodes and who I can leave love bites on cuz I'm a beta

I dont think people like race mixing with italians user

i'm in italy user and i'ma girl. its a long that i want to meet an user irl!!!

Spanking and farts desu. I like bending a thiccie over my knee and woppin her like a 50s housewife, and I like doing anal and hearing/smelling her fart, or sometimes if we just do doggy and I hit the rhythm right and I spread her cheeks in the right way I can see a little gust escape and almost visualize the scent as it goes up to my nose. Its like ammonia is to lifting when it actually reaches my nose, I get lightheaded and all my blood goes to my dick, I instinctively smash 10x harder. I think its because seeing the asshole part as the fart escapes is hot to me, and smelling the fart makes me realize a) I made that happen and b) she feels super embarrassed because she just farted and we both smell it, which opens her up to stronger domination. Also I just realized I forgot this, but I like girls to vomit on my penis as well.
Those are the only fetishes I really have acted upon in real life, besides some watersports but that seems mainstream now. I'm also a mega furry and wouldnt mind getting facefucked by bowser or a werewolf or some shit, but sadly there are basically no masc gay/bi men in my onions ridden city.

Also, I think cutting together would be kinda fun. But i would want to make my bf as happy as possible.
I would want to be close to someone i love and meet them more than once in two years and I'm not looking for e-relationships

you havent said wheere you're from and idk since were in europe we can travel easily and stuff but whatever, its k

I can cut myself with you, and I would like someone to calm me down after I have episodes and who I can leave love bites on

It gets really old, really quickly.

I can finger myself, and I would like someone to calm me down after I have episodes and who I can leave love bites on

I have a boypussy, and I would like someone to calm me down after I have episodes and who I can leave love bites on

That's nice, and I told you that it was romantic, but I'm sorry we probably won't be able to meet because I live on an island thats probably very far from you.

That's nice, and I told you that it was romantic, but I'm sorry we probably won't be able to meet because I live on an island called cuckland thats probably very far from you.

>androgyny
>crossdressing and crossplay (any combination, e.g. boy-as-girl with girl-as-boy, girl-as-boy with boy, boy-as-girl with girl, two boys as girls, etc)
>feminization
>blackmail-play
>sexualizing inanimate objects (toys, pillows, crystals, etc)
>astral projection / long distance sex
>socks
>feet
>armpits
>flat chests
>club-shaped penises
>abnormally thick or extensive foreskin, especially if it overhangs when erect

That's nice, and I told you that it was romantic, but I'm sorry you hoe we probably won't be able to meet because I live on an island thats probably very far from you.

That's nice, and I told you that it was romantic, but I'm sorry we probably won't be able to meet because I live in an beta land thats probably very far from you.

That's not nice, and I told you that it was not romantic, but I'm not sorry we probably won't be able to meet because I don't live on an island thats probably very far from you ugly.

That's nice, and I told you that it was a beta move from me, but I'm sorry we probably won't be able to meet because I live on an island called cuckland thats probably very far from you.

That's owo, and I told you that owo, but I'm sorry we probably won't owo because I owo on an owo thats probably very owo from you.

That's nice, you whore and I told you that it was romantic you whore, but I'm sorry you whore we probably won't be able to meet you whore because I live on an island called cuckland you whore thats probably very far from you whore.

be my schizo bf

That's l-lewd, and I told you that it was l-lewd, but I'm sorry we probably won't be able to l-lewd because I live on a l-lewd thats probably very far from you l-lewd.

lmao wtf is going on here? are you having whole rebuttals with yourself?

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no, you're originally ugly

are you passable or a goblin wannabe?

mmmm yesss bois w lisps and tht stutter nd r unsecure so cute

I have a really similar facial structure, should I just go and be gay?

Corruption fetish
Exposing pure and innocent girls to lewdness and make them go down to a dark spiral towards lust and depravity

I have a fetish for guys who are short ,slim and have androgynous facial features.

How slim? Because my BMI just hit 16

Yeah, i think it's called autism

BMI 16 can be very attractive but it also depends how is your body built. But lower than that would probably be too thin for me.

Im 5'7 and my weight is 176 lbs am i okay for you?

Discord? Are you skelly too? I believe I'm built fine.

Is it bad that I kinda like girls with scars? Not like self harm scars, but if a girl's got like a little cut on her lip or shoulder or something I really like it. Not sure why I'm into it.

No. You need to lose some weight to be slim bf material.

ohh damn i just wanted to have a side ratchet, anyway sorry for bothering you