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Cheeky Sadie Adler hospital bed wank with my five inch cockadoodle.

same tbqhwyl

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Money earned feels better than money won. I feel the same about having sex, I want to actually earn it, for it to be something I deserve.

>Tripfag
>Good name

Yeah right. It's impossible to use a tripcode and be anything other than widely reviled.

No one deserves anything though.

Phwoar. Would love to spread that bush in Nutella and go to town.

Im a nice guy, I deserve a gf

I clean a gym at night. Can be hard work but is super comfy working completely alone at night. Most days I don't talk to anybody

We're always hiring because most people are retards and don't even try to do the job. If you actually do the job you don't get bothered at all. I just get baked and listen to music, it's great

Just search "night" on indeed and you'll get something eventually. At interviews bullshit about how you need to be up at nights for "family commitments"

You might be nice, you probably are. But no one deserves anything.

get out of here with this hairy shit. a fanny should be completely bald

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You are unironically the biggest troublemaker in this thread. No one else may notice it but I certainly do. You are seeth user.

I'd like that girl for a kill

>a fanny should be completely bald
nice try nonce, but you can't fool me

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god that sounds nice

indeed.co.uk/jobs?q=night -care&sort=date&l=Hastings, East Sussex&radius=15

Are you hired directly by the gym or are you part of a cleaning company?

Just saw Poley going on his powerwalk. He's got his sports bra on, lime green jogging bottoms and lots of abdominal hair.

Going to make some scran

out of all the boys I've messaged the only one who I actually really want to shag is ignoring me.

So you don't feel you deserve a gf?

No, I don't deserve a gf.

I'm hired by the gym but I'm lucky in that, it is definitely better than being hired by a cleaning company. The latter isn't that bad though, especially as a jumping off point

I deserve a smack in the face

Just want to smack someone in the face

Just want some smackos down my face

I'll smack both you cunts in the face

thought so, thanks user

this is most certainly an original comment

Sounds like a very self hating thing to say

Well I don't, I don't put any effort or work in so why would I be deserving of something like that? Its the primary reason I don't complain about not having a gf, because I put no work into it on my end.

I also think BritNormie is behind a lot of shit stirring but I'm not 100% sure and I ultimately think he's a good guy and I do get amusement out of it. Nothing really wrong with it either within reason, everyone lives a little anonymous wind up now and then

I strongly recommend you guys watch Alone In the Wilderness, it's a 1960's 1 hour long movie of a guy documenting himself building a log cabin and living off the Alaskan wilderness using nothing but hand tools, ULTRA comfy stuff. You can find it on the bay.

anyone wagecucked at a cafe before?

i watch this shit like every year, real nice stuff

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how can people petition for a "re-vote" about brexit

a democratic vote is still a fucking vote. the majority won. you can't "appeal" or "petition" when you lose.

people who voted "in" can't grasp basic concepts of democracy which is why they are happy to be part of the EU and have all their democratic rights removed

SO FUCKING HAPPY we won

I hata my life any questions ?

>how can people petition for a "re-vote" about brexit
I think more about the fact that people like Alastair Campbell are campaigning for one
It's almost like they want to lose

Pulp - Common People stuck in my head since last night
havent even listened to that song in ages.

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How much money would you pay to have sexual intercourse with an actual female?

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Yes and in a democracy you have re-vote every few years.

not him but I'm not willing to pay.

>every few years
that's called an election

yes, did a franchise then did an independant cafe

costa was nice and easy but pretty strict and customers treat you with hate and tips are shit, remembering the coffee recopies is hard and the work is fast and unrelentless during rushour

then went to an independent cafe, was ultra comfy with much nicer tips, people would come in and grab a seat, you go over and take orders, relay it to the cook while you fix their drinks, then setup their cutlery, clean away tables while food cooks, serve them, later on you check on them ask if there's anything they need, when they're done you clear their plates and ask for more drinks or ready to go, walk over to till, pick up the paper you scrawled all their orders, tally up the total manually as opposed to a proper franchise like costa which takes a far more automatic approach to it.

which is better? hard to say, if you're a real ugly nigger then go for the costa/neros/starbucks.

O BUMBOCLAAART

OOOOH RASKLAAAAT

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Just got up lids, need to get ready as I'm going to the darts tonight.

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its a referendum lad, not legally binding, intending to gauge public opinion. the government can ignore it if they want.

what kind of life is this lad? getting up at 4 to play darts. it's like the worst aspects of teenage and old age. you should be getting up early and seizing the day.

A bald vagina is a busy vagina. Enjoy your herpes.

yeah busy with my cock LMAO

Does it even matter if its hairy or not, I wont be getting my go on it anyway.

I think the idea of a revote is because the Leave campaign was based upon a load of lies and public opinion of Brexit is getting worse. Granted that's just how I feel as someone that voted Leave. I'd vote to stay in hindsight

I'm going to watch the premier league darts not play darts lid. Also I've been waking up at this time of day since I was a teenager.

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>tfw no gf with herpes

And why can't we do the same for the eu?

Right then, I'm off. Later slids.

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thanks, id probably prefer an independent cafe. i hated working in a pub so just hoping it's better than that.

well, maybe, what do you hate about pubwork?

imagine if we all voted to legalise marijuana, and the legalise group won. then two years later (still illegal because of paper work) a bunch of people request another vote. the first group of people who voted to legalise basically wasted their time and energy. if this were allowed the ruling party would do it whenever they disagreed with a vote.

dealing with drunk people and rude people, guess the latter probably wont be any better but at least they'll be sober.

just got back from playin bowls with me grandad. its a tricky game but i enjoyed it. now for a cuppa tea and some biccies.

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comfy day eh?

which is why there should be a re-vote, only not yet. we should have one when we see how the country ends up

youtube.com/watch?v=5LIULQWoy4k

been thinking of this at work all day

yeah pretty comfy i wont lie. what you been up to today?

sounds good, good luck lad.

went to some woods to walk the dog with my dad, also pretty comfy. wish i had some biscuits now though that'd be perfect.

has another trip joined the frey

thanks, leaving neethood is gonna be hard.

Went to a club on my own last night, was pretty fun

I'm glad you had fun, personally I can't imagine anything worse than going to the club.

We all miss SCEA but I have a feeling his presence is not that far away!

i am still laughing at the lad on here that thought you can buy blu ray box sets from poundland... lmao
i will never forget this.

is it a good or bad thing that ive posted in every britfeel since 2014 and never had anything in the op image or a running joke/meme that ive contributed.

Request for the next thread to be devoted to this madlad

bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-india-47154287

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I laugh at normies that come in here.

It's neither a good nor bad thing, it's a nothing.

Quite like anime bums myself

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thanks for the opinion lad, im just autistic and had been thinking about that on the toilet earlier

To be honest, I think I have hit a higher plane of being. I have not been even remotely horny for over a week and actually its amazing.

>We all miss SCEA but I have a feeling his presence is not that far away!
Where is he?

This place really went to shit since I was banned for 30 days, 30 days ago

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Song is coming on nicely
Feel free to post more lyrics

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>cat keeps sniffing the floor everywhere for food
>it's all he does all day
>he licks the floor if a piece of food drops on the ground

This cat is underfed right?

>mummy got me a guitar as a surprise present
>don't know how to play
What did she mean by this

>meet the same people over and over again
Hate this town

Nah cats are just slobbish gluttons who will scrape around for food like a semite for shekels

it takes like a month to learn the basics lad, use yt and ultimate guitar. then move onto music theory shit etc like i did

/mu/ guitar threads have basic guides

/our pajeet/

ShipAnon is going on in the Discord about 'putting out a hit' on anyone who insults Poley from now on - and that includes deadnaming

Maybe. Is he at a healthy weight? He could just be a food hound.

Daily reminder that aggression and physical prowess is only prominent among working class and underclass males. The economically advantaged male is able to provide the base for the procreative, provisional and protective functions through his economic resources, and these same resources provide underpinnings for his competition with other males for a mate. in other words, physical prowess and aggression no longer become necessary for the economically advantaged males to assure his competence in reproduction, provision or protection.
fighting is the poor mans cope.

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He'll reply to his own post, I just know it.

lmao I hope he does. Anyone claiming to be a contract killer is ALWAYS a police officer.