What is the most expensive thing you ever stole from someone?

Came to post the exact same thing. Ate it at like 4 in the morning and got busted by my brother but good thing he didn't tell on me.

Wouldn't meth heads beat you up

no most of them are skinny and retarded
was planning on them not even noticing until i'm already out the door anyway. and making sure they don't have a gun around

I want to work that beautiful arse

holo Charizard

Stole a hammer drill from a prison being constructed.
Sold it to a buddy for 200 since it was stolen and I had no need for a drill that powerful.

The most I have stolen, were some bags of chips from a store
And technically the anal virginity of a girl whose butthole I fingered before passing out from being drunk without being able to fuck her

>Ate it at like 4 in the morning
I got news for you user...

not including online pirating stuff

it was a 10$ can opener. but the person kinda ((????)) left it because they moved out i think? or i accidentally kept it in my room and pretended it wasnt me?

im not entirety sure if i even fully stole it, but i did end up with it, and its the best can opener ive ever had

besides that i stole some bazooka gum when i was 6 years old when i was living in israel, pretty sure it looked identical to this but i dont 100% remember. but i do remember stealing it and feeling bad afterwards

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A few pounds of weed from my roommate. He was a drug dealer and hid pounds of weed behind my pizza rolls. I took some as a tax without telling him.

i forgot to mention that i stole money from my mom's purse when i was like 16, maybe like 20-30 dollars because we were fighting a lot. shortly after this i ran away from home and lived in homeless shelters and stuff

i dont think its a big surprise i ended up being a mentally ill NEET kv when i grew up, ngl

ive done the exact same thing lmao except it was a measuring tape

Roughly a $500 PC about 10 years ago. Took it out of the owners house right under everyone's noses.
Boss and I were doing drywall work, stuffed the PC and old drywall in the huge black constructors bags.
Back of the work truck it went, dropped of the bags at boss's house, "we both took the truck to work, so i was clear hahahah" waiting for a run the the garbage dump, the next day i knew my Boss would not be home, drove by grabbed the PC and laughed the next week we went back to finish the work and the owners were freaking out.

Also grabbed a 32gb Creative Zen MP3 player from the same place.

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A $20 JTHM comic book from Barnes And Noble. I still have it.

At prom our school rented out this hall place where people have parties etc.

I was a poorfag and a bit of a kleptomaniac. I had no money to go out afterwards. All the girls left their bags lying on the tables. I pretended to knock one over and took money from it as I put it back on the table. there was like $40 in the purse.

That was the worse thing I stole but I have stolen things technically worth more than that through shoplifting.

like a 2$ hotwheel car when i was 10 or something, bc it was gold

>mfw realising it wasn't even real gold

My stepmom's mother's ashes.
Thought it was just a necklace, who leaves thier mother on a toilet seat.

Not if you give them boiled borax and baking soda :)

their time

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yu gi oh cards when i was 6... poor kid. he was looking for them, but i couldn't return them anymore could i ? that would've embarrassing. i didn't want to admit it was me

>I got news for you user...
what

My oneitis's prime pussy, someones daughter in the early 2000s. Got away with it by selling the local governor the tape. her death got ruled as accidental.

Not really "stealing" but I was trading and some kid accidentally put two unusuals instead of one and then I wouldn't give it back

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Literally built for BBC.

Oreoginal

shoplifted once when I was a kid.
Just a candy bar.
Felt really bad and never did it again

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I Don't think the British Broadcasting network is hiring pornstars user.

Most based answer in this thread, god bless you user

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I wasted a guy's time. Pretty expensive stuff!

i didn't steal from someone, i stole from walmart

it was one of those dumb faggot squishy objects

and by one i mean at least all of the ones i own, so like 6

i embezzled from my middle school after being elected class treasurer, probably only $100 or so total. i used it to buy sweet tea from mcdicks every day.

Nothing.
I am white.

Little food items from grocery stores, and whatever small shit was left unattended in school as a teen.
Not sure what it adds up to in total, but basically survived sophomore year off school supplies stolen from other people

Though it was not from a particular person, I, over the span of a few weeks, must have took at least a ton of gravel, sand, and rocks from a quarry a ways away from my place.
Not sure what that would all be worth but it would probably be a fair sum.

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Almost forgot, another 40 or so dollars worth of various shit from my first job as a summer camp counselor. Last day, my friends and I took a large portion of the snack bar's inventory out.

I stole a creeper head from someone on a vanilla server years back if that counts.

I used to steal various toys from my cousin when I was little. My aunt noticed but was apparently okey with it.
I also used to go stealing with my friends, taking watermelons, prunes and all kind of fruits and vegetables from the gardens in my neighbourhood. We then ate them at a fireplace outside the village. Good times.

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From individual people, never. From grocery store...probably like a ten dollar box of assorted deli stuff.

The total dollar amount of what I've downloaded would be jaw dropping. A long time ago I pocketed a USB wifi adapter from Walmart. I used to also take Diablo 2 CD keys from the boxes in store. I knew that Walmart loss prevention would not chase me, and I didn't care if I ever came back.

When I was younger I stole a box of condoms because I was too embarrassed to bring it to the register

Yeah, because there aren't hordes of white meth heads stealing shit so they can get high. Don't cut yourself on the edge, you timid little pussy. This is coming from a white guy.

A pack of Yu-Gi-Oh cards. Got a SR too.

i cant recall personally, but i still have a deathwish for the 8th grader on my bus who stole my pokemon soul silver cartridge the last day before i switched schools when i was 9.

more phones, tablets and laptops than I'm comfortable sharing. Taught people valuable lessons on keeping track of their valuable shit. if I had to ballpark it, I'd say about 8000 leafcoins worth of shit over a decade.

A $90 graphing calculator

a very fancy pen back in school, probably worth $20

i occasionally steal from the grocery stores, never from people themselves.
ive kind of made it a habit of mine, like a little challenge.
right now i am trying to steal gift codes.
so far the most expensive hings were some sd cards worth about ~100 eur and maybe some drawing supplements, but only because theyre overly expensive.

i also use pirated versions of games and the like whenever i can, but im guessing most people do that.

did you steal them from the store?
if so, how?

600 dollars of coke, he was a bad dude and i wanted it

from people who aren't bottom of the barrel though and don't deserve to be stolen from, the most expensive thing i've taken personally from somebody i know was like a 8 dollar bar of soap, i was drunk and it smelled nice so i put it in my pocket and forgot to give it back

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I've never stolen anything.

>stealing
That's why you are subhumans and none can trust anyone in the garbage dump you create with your behavior.

I want to steal an orgasm from her butthole with my dick. If you know what I mean

a girl and her bf stole a small amount of cash from me then a few weeks later she dived into a shallow pond and broke her neck

their heart :(
nah only thing I ever stole was my dads pride in his son

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I stole a lot of food and random supplies from my old job at a hotel, but management was shit and they never gave anyone a raise so everyone stole stuff every day.

Weird how that place closed down.

Literally cash money.

school? if i knew how valuable those where i would have stole them

based minus the soap
you should have aplogized and paid
btw anything bad happen over the coke thievery?

I once was late returning a library book by two days. It was a 50 book. They could see I was upset, so they waived the 0.50 fee

OP is a fucking COP you CRETINS why the FUCK are you all confessing

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>be me
>A not bright 13 year old
>Go to lunch area
>See a shiny object
>Oh.jpeg
>Grab the shiny object and walk away to my friends
>fft home
>I put shiny object at dining table
>Mom comes to shiny object
>Mom gets surprised by the object
>Mom gets up to me
>"user where did you get this?"
>I asked why
>Because she told me that the shiny thing is a Solid Gold Bracelet
>Oh_Shit.jpeg
>I say this, "Uhh I found it in the garbage..."
>My mother relaxed and said that its probably fake gold
>I did some research and I found that the bracelet I stole was $2,500-$2,600
>It was a Yellow Gold Solid Vikings Bangle Bracelet
>I can't fucking believe I stole that
>Next day
>I hear one of my class mates freaking out
>It was the one girl that every guy wants to bang
>Know that she is a libtard
>She goes up to me
>"user have you seen a golden bracelet around the school campus."
>I hated her for being a normie and a libtard so I said no
>Libtard leaves
>I am pleased with what happened

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so what happend to the bracelet?

Stole my Ex's watch. Snuck it back into their apartment eventually cuz I'm a pussy but yeah

i borrowed one of these from a friend in 3rd grade and never gave it back
it was too cool

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I stole 450 dollars from a Church offering bucket when I was 15. Waited until the service was over and everyone was gone. went to the backroom where they kept it and took some envelopes from the top. Might sound like a lot, but the church i went to had a lot of rich people going to it and had a pretty good size congregation. Wasn't the first time either, but it was by far the most I stole.

From a single person, I stole 40 bucks, most of a liter of vodka and a couple of beers from a car. Door was wide open and the guy was nowhere to be seen, I assume he was drinking.

Stole my friend's little brother's 3DS (They're super rich, so he got a new one like a week later)

Stole $20 out of one my retard housemates' wallets last week

Stole $80 from another roommate's desk (He's also fucking loaded. Didn't even notice it was missing)

List goes on, honestly.