/britfeel/

RIP Shippy's job

Did you join Mercedes as a way to continue his shilling and live vicariously through Elliot? He loved that beamer

I'd fight Shippy desu. Would quite like to put to rest all this talk of him being a hardman. Come on Shippy out your swamp and face me man to ogre.

>his thread was dabbed on and now he is angeri
>lost to a plasticine figure

>is been a long day, without you my friend...

No, their working conditions are shit and wages even lower than ours

i assume people know that's someone larping as me
mayuri forbid me from talking us on here

also the song wasnt directed at SP , they were just the lyrics i was given

Shippy is going to be angry when he loses his job. I have emailed Mercedes-Benz

*shreks you*

I reckon that when tranny girls get "wet" it's actually just watery poo and they are saying it's "boipussi jooz"

It's probably like when you have the shits after a really greasy curry and there's just greasy, slightly off colour water dripping out of your arsehole.

When I'm in that situation I simply go to the toilet, wipe, and flush. But trannies probably finger themselves and say "oooh I'm soo wet." Absolutely disgusting.

I've never been lucky in love gromit. Poley's never noticed me

I know!

I've never had the right pool cue.

TILL NOW

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I take it back, Shippy just got lit

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Anybody got that image where he's been shopped to look skinny?

Despite the horrifying racism I always thought Shippy was sound, saddens me to learn he's got a convicition for animal abuse.

***THIS IS NOW A NICE THREADD***

I actually like shippy. But I also enjoy bullying him, I hope he knows it's all just a bit of banter. It's too funny to stop.

Is it true that Poley has recruited Shippy into the Rochdale grooming gang? seems very out of character

*throws a pint of carling at you*

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hmmm, not sure about that. Wallashippy really wants to get the girl

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They don't get wet in their arsehole you muppet, they just leak pre from their willies.

Is that the fat cunt who tried wooing Amer with chocolate?

Ask and ye shall receive, the thinnest shippy

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He has a dark side to him

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looks like he's recording a bgmedia video

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I know mate, that's what I'm saying. It's actually just poo but they claim they are "wet", fucking turns my stomach.

yep, we our dicks are permanently moist like girl's vaginas are, and when we're aroused we leak pre cum

me personally i leak too much even just from getting cuddled. just ask mayuri,

That egg shaped bastard. I'd batter the tubby porick given the chance.

WOMEN
amirite or whit lads?

get in there already its valentine soon

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What you guys doing for valentines

Think I know which nonce this is

>It's actually just poo but they claim they are "wet"
I dont think they actually do this

our lad's grown up

youtube.com/watch?v=c7A9mm3K6W8

I always forget it's valentines day, I'm really lonely.

poo doesn't come out of your willy. stop baiting

I no longer require technical assistance from britfeel.

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Poley will love these! I'll be an honorary white in no time!!!!

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Kebab and a wank. Maybe I'll go to the gym first.

Mate they also claim their arseholes ovulate and go on periods. Stop taking it seriously.

>kebab and a wank
Broken Britain summed up

You gotta commend the man's effort, he really likes Poley for some reason

I wish Shippy wasn't racist and he'd be the soundest guy in the whole thread by miles.

Well he's not, his best friend is a Paki.

Confirmed shippy posts
It was actually about 6 hours I spent in the cell. What's more, there was this negress working there that was clearly a diversity hire, it was almost astounding they'd employ someone like that. She basically came into the cell with another police officer and pretty much said "Ay yo, dey say you be da guy who wuz arrested by da RSPCA, I gotta get yo DNA 'n fingerprints now, come wit me"

I think her holding my hand and pressing my fingers into the ink was my first taste of Jungle Fever

The RSPCA killed my cat. Fortunately their efforts to have me banned from keeping animals didn't work though so I could. I had thought about getting another. Maybe in the future

FACTS ABOUT ABUSING DOGS

- it feels good

- it makes you feel like a big man

- you might get prosecuted by the RSPCA

- it's worth it

VERDICT - ABUSING DOGS IS DA BEST

SIGNED - IQBAL "SHIPANON" AL-AMADIN

vocaroo.com/i/s1urgJAVUqwS
enjoy if you will and sorry i cant sing very well at all

Post more feeties

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You can still be racist, just not every other race but your own.

OC exchange with the /britfeel/ lads

didnt read desu lol

Great choice of song

>bored
>check out /mtfg/
>teehee my boipucci is ovulating uwu
disgusting

What a fucking scumbag

na night ziggeh, see ya in the mornin' pal 261

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>I think her holding my hand and pressing my fingers into the ink was my first taste of Jungle Fever

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>boipucci is ovulating uwu
Is this a new meme in the trap community?

Why the fuck did you go on there, are you a tranny?

I WAS NEVER ABLE TO GET POLEY...

TILL NOW!

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>you now remember Leah

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I find this wave of Wallace and Gromit memes very forced

whats with all the wallace and gromit shit

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thanks lad, colas song lyrics made me think of this song

don't know what you mean, that OP image is subtle as

i wanted to spend it with my scottish friend because it would be fun cuz we are both straight haha

it would be over discord, but still nice, watching some nice valentine special anime episodes and some romantic movies

i would even tried gift him a chocolate box over internet

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This is so fucking weird, I'm howling

nah I'm just shitposting desu lads

Hey that's my hand/screen

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Post discord you bumder

One big spliff before bed I reckon lads

Please can I hold your hand

based not gay but in love with another man poster

these antibiotics are making my pee yellow

Honestly missed the taste of Carling lads.

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My heart is already taken lad

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I have not drank in weeks. You tempt me with this post.

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starting an electronica duo lads going to be called the smelly bellends

*runs from the top of thread to the bottom*

What we up to lids?

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spoilers matey major spoilers

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(Cross-thread)
>It didnt resolve anything.
what are you on about lad
all the characters died, what's there to resolve
just for that one user

Oh. Because I wanted to learn how it started. Zombo stuff that doesnt show that annoys me very much.

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Wallace and Shippy posting, sometimes a combination of the two

Just finished it

Not a good game, be sure to sell it to CEX ASAP to get your money back, currently offering 36 quid

desperation and begging really turns girls on, it is known

wasn't it for sale for like 5 quid?

I've decided that if fate has me take my master's degree I will try my best to get a cute asian gf.

It's a brand new game with an RRP of 50 quid

m'tard is as graceful as an olympic athlete. sting like a bee, sting like a butterfly

youtube.com/watch?v=vrdgysK1ai0

>meta episode
thanks for reminding me most fans of the show are teenage girls

Nothing, hopefully.

Fuck off roastie

Supernatural you talking bout?

How come people are selling counterfeit 20 pound notes on Dream Market.
There's no fucking way that's legit. There is absolutely no way you can just buy counterfeit money without plod showing up at your house.
I used to work as a cashier and only complete braindead mongoloids fell for fake notes.

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