Alright user, give me your best ding dong ditching story. Unless you played video games your entire childhood...

Alright user, give me your best ding dong ditching story. Unless you played video games your entire childhood. But that's a joke right?

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>be me
>high school fag
>go ding dong ditching with buddies
>friend has brilliant idea
>"lets ding dong ditch this house, except were gunna piss in a cup and lean it up against the door. theyll open it and the piss will go all over the floor"
>do it to classmates house
>his dad opens door
>gets piss on his foot
>"you little fuckers, ill fucking kill you"
good times

We called it nigger knocking

Nice one. I'm OP, I guess i'll share mine too.
>Sophomore year
>Member of school sports team
>"user, let's get something to eat before the game."
>We eat
>Drives into suburban neighborhood
>Finds a faggot who left his garage open
>Bangs on the door and runs back to car
>wait 10 seconds after driving off
>Its a middle aged bald chad staring at us like we shot his dog.
I have more from that trip, but i'll save those for later.

>be youngfag, maybe 5th grade
>out at night with my school pal and his older brother
>roaming around town being little shits
>decide to ding dong ditch
>friend's older bro goes up to a house with a glass screen door
>hits the thing so hard it shatters
>we all get the fuck out of there
>later that night
>find an empty beer bottle on the side of the road
>his bro throws it hard as he can at somebody's front door
>bottle shatters into a billion pieces and we get the fuck outta there

And that's only one of many stories I have with my friend and his unhinged older brother

i have many more. my friends were degenerates (myself included)
>friends and myself hate this kid
>decide to fuck with him
>egg his house
>one friend says "watch this, follow along"
>ask what hes gunna do
>were gunna egg the user we hate
>he knocks on the door and we hide behind their cars in the driveway
>his elderly mom opens the door
>friend tosses egg and hits her right in the chest
>ohshit.gif
>other friend fires another egg
>i say fuck it and join in on the fun
>we hit this poor old lady with 6-7 eggs
kinda feel bad about that one

OP here, here's some stories for you.
>Same ride described in
>Some people are still walking home because public school fags.
>The car we drive is kinda sketchy, and we decide to do something awful.
>We act like drug dealing nigs.
>find 2 little girls walking home
>turn windows down, blast nig music, and put our hoods up
>car consisted of a white dude, mexiasian, nig, and me and my coat
>start driving slowly
>little girls start going into a full out sprint.

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>egging with friends
>we always egg the fuck out of this mr. rooter van in neighborhood across the street
>no real reason, just an easy target
>probably accumulate around 300 eggs on this van over one summer
poor suckers wagecuck life was probably already shitty without having to clean eggs off his van a twice a week

Once, while i was a kid, I went up to someone's front door, rang the doorbell, then ran away!!!!! It was fucking extreme!

Isn't that breaking the door down?

>inspired by the drive by insults youtube videos
>friends would drive around town yelling "SWEET HOME ALABAMA" at random people
>driving into burger king parking lot
>see fag driving a mustang coming out of the drive thru
>ohfuckya
>"SWEET HOME ALABAMA"
>fucker pulls a hard 180 and follows into the parking lot
>"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU HOOLIGANS THINK YOURE DOING SWEARING AT MY FUCKING KIDS"
>see two little long haired fags in the backseat
>"dude we said sweet home alabama chill"
>old dude is fucking pissed
>"GET OUTTA THE CAR IM GUNNA TEACH YOU KIDS A LESSON"
>were hesitant cuz doing wanna fight some boomer
>he kicks my friends car and friend loses his shit
>"ALRIGHT OLD MAN YOU FUCKING ASKED FOR IT"
>friend gets out of car and pushed the boomer
>its fucking on
>driver friend has tard rage and starts an acutal fistfight with this old fucker
>gets the boomer on the ground and starts feeding him punches
>the entire time hes yelling "FUCK YOUR KIDS" and "NICE MUSTANG FAGGOT"
>gets off him and we get the fuck outta there
i wonder what its like seeing your dad get his ass kicked by some random guy that yelled sweet home alabama at him

very cool, user. Thank you very much.
I'll tell you guys about the fails of it. The parts where we heroes fell short.

>Find a /b type breedcow walking.
>slowly follow with car.
>she walks into her dad's house
>dad sees us
>Driver floors it and runs a red light to run away.
>later
>find a house
>friend begins to walk up to the house
>comcast van in the driveway
>mission failed

I'll tell you the legend of Anthony if someone else tells a story.

>used to always fuck with the indian neighbors house
>hed call the cops, cops would say wheres your proof, nothing would happen
>indian gets security cameras
>one night we all dress in black and wear skii masks n shit
>run into indian dudes yard
>spray paint all his security cameras black
>fuck up his house
>continue this cycle for many years

I only really remember the time I bet a friend five bucks that he wouldn't be able to ding dong ditch this trashy house with an overgrown garden on our street. My mum found out and took all my pocket money because if I was going to bet it on that I obviously wasn't mature enough to have any money.
That was a long summer.

You're lucky you don't live in America.

i am from american midwest

In that case they should have bought a shotgun and put some buckshot in your punk ass.
Yeeehaaaaw!

Alright, here's the legend of Anthony.

>same ride as the last ones.
>Decide to end the spree with a bang.
>A rich ass mofo left his mansion gate open.
>distance from car to door is like 80 m to 100 m
>the madman does it
>the car is also in the entrance, and you can only get into it by turning left onto a side road.
>there are cars on the road
>knocks on the door and runs back.
>gets in the car and backs into the road without looking.
>mfw we almost hit car
>bolt out
>in the distance is an tall 6ft 40 yr old in a steve jobs get up.
>we go back to the school

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>tfw I had Mexican friends who said this casually to me all the time

>i wonder what its like seeing your dad get his ass kicked by some random guy that yelled sweet home alabama at him
top lel, great post user

>Unless you played video games your entire childhood. But that's a joke right?

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Around my hood we called it knock knock run