This chick led me to believe she was into me and then friendzoned me for my buddy, who then dumped her because she turned out to be a nutter. She still messages me occasionally and it's really quite pathetic. This is your daily reminder to destroy any thots you might encounter in your travels, robots. Loose cunts get punts.
Have you been doing your part in the war against thots?
Christopher Gonzalez
Matthew Smith
> the war against thots
Jordan Perry
Thots rarely surrender so easily. This man had it lucky.
Dylan Campbell
>gets friendzoned
>pretends he's a thot slayer
Justin Cooper
>sees robot accepting his unattractiveness and taking a stand rather than whining and begging for poon like the rest of Jow Forums
>mocks him
class traitors will be shot after the glorious robot rebellion is over
John Johnson
>whining and begging for poon like the rest of Jow Forums
Why don't you just quit being a beta. You could fuck her if you had the resolve. You don't have to beg cunt. Just do what chad would
Blake Ortiz
I lost interest in fucking her when she used me to get to my friend and then proved herself to be an insane clingy thotmonster. It's actually her who's crawling back to me to fish for complements even though she knows fine well I'm not having it.
Jaxon Green
I had a gf for a little over two years and we fucked like rabbits so I am aware of how to acquire access to the gash, this chick had just locked me out from the get go but made that the opposite of obvious
Ayden Ortiz
> A desperate girl is willing to trade sex for affection.
> OP doesn't take the hint and moves too slow.
> "Buddy" gets in there before him.
> OP is too much of a faggot to fuck her, too, despite her continuing to lay it on thicker than flies on a pig.
Tell us more about how those grapes were probably sour anyway.
Mason Sullivan
I do this kind of sht all the time on Tinder and such as all I seem to match with are uggos and fat girls despite often being told I'm really handsome IRL and on /soc/ and such.
I straight up asked a girl one time if she genuinely thought she was on the same level as me and she said physically no, not at all but there's more to attraction than just looks.
Ian Murphy
It's true, a lot of the time whamen think they're entitled to sex with attractive men no matter how much lower on the sexual heirarchy they are because that's the narrative they're being fed by these retarded feminist "empowerment" types. These are the same girls that have dumb shit like "touch my butt and buy me pizza", "I only swiped right for you your dog" and "I DONT WANNA SEE YOUR DICK YOU DISGUSTING MEN" even though you know that A. she's gonna eat that whole fuckin pizza and you're not gonna have a choice in touching her ass because it surrounds her gargantuan form like the rings of Saturn, B. she's gonna fuck your dog while you're not home because she's a sexually liberated goddess and the world is her oyster, and C. NO ONE WILL EVER SEND YOU DICK PICS STOP LARPING YOU FUCKING MAMMOTH
Wyatt Rivera
This
What are you some kind of sensitive fag? You're just convincing yourself of bs. Do you want to fuck her? You still have a chance. Or you can be a bitter cyborg and say you just want a pure gf or some nonsense
Nathan Lee
>thinks he's attractive
>average at best
>whores tell him that there's more to attraction than just looks instead of telling him he's uggo
Oof
Blake Gray
>"I wouldn't talk to you if it was love."
I don't get it, what does this mean?
Kevin Bailey
>physically no
Using the x isn't about everything argument doesn't hide that fact that she isn't sexually attracted to you. It's more sad that you are coping hard and still think it will last.
John Price
>thinks he's average
>average at best probably, but told he is handsome a lot and approached by girls, more often than not girls in relationships for some reason
>fat, rancid whore tells him that there's more to attraction than just looks, when very clearly and concisely asked if SHE thought SHE was on MY level
FTFY. Believe me I think I'm a 7 at best.
Wyatt Martinez
Lol, dude I get it but trust me this girl was like a 1, which is why I asked her specifically. Like I don't think I'm a Chad or anything (been told I am a few times though) but I'm at least a average, normal-ish looking guy that could punch way, way higher than that monstrosity was.
There's no way the question was misinterpreted.
Connor Richardson
The real question here is: what is Chad user doing swiping right on a 1?
Eli Edwards
"I wouldn't talk to you if it was just about looks" the heart is like a sarcastic means of mockery
Levi Miller
"Chad" user has Tinder Gold so can see likes because "Chad" user, as he mentioned earlier, gets only uggos and fatties on Tinder and related apps.
Look I'm with you, pal, I don't think I'm a Chad or wildly attractive at all but I've been rated 9, 9.5 and even told I have a 10/10 face by a couple different people, people I was really friendly with after a time and told repeatedly I was not sensitive at all and just wanted to know where I stood on the pedestal.
Honestly I begged them numerous times just to admit I was no Chad and that I was a 7 at best but they persisted and persisted. I'll show you me, I think I'm okay, can be a best of the rest type in low tier social settings but I am definitely no Chad.
No idea why they said it, but I do get a lot of attention from girls IRL, like I said almost always girls with boyfriends either in open relationships or who are wanting to cheat.
This is my main Tinder pic and yeah... I dunno I must just not be very photogenic or some shit.
Carson Reed
I was referring to you as Chad user ironically, you're definitely not an unattractive guy but you're definitely no Chad either. Idk, maybe you've just maxes out your charisma or some shit, that doesn't tend to come across too well over the internet though
Xavier Taylor
>but you're definitely no Chad either
For sure. I dunno I'm pretty autistic and boring desu, I have fucking no personality whatsoever and my ex just used to complain constantly that I barely spoke.
>I was referring to you as Chad user ironically
I know, that's why I used quotations in case you thought I was replying as if I took it literally.
Btw bro, go ahead and rate be and be brutal and harsh, please.
Cameron Cox
>I dunno I must just not be very photogenic or some shit.
Why don't you try smiling, shaving and not looking soulless
The fact you'd use such a bad picture says alot about you. The unshaven face and blank expression scream " i dont care that mucch about hygiene" and "lonely and sad af"
Joshua Collins
I'm only 5'10 too and pretty skinny/manlet frame so no fucking idea what's going on there.
Kevin Baker
Because I'm a really depressed and broken NEET, dude. Honestly I hoped the fuzz would be not noticeable at the lower res Tinder image and I don't think it is, obviously in that pic it is a lot more noticeable.
Carson Perez
I try to avoid them but if I should cross one I do my part.
Lucas Nelson
you don't want potential gfs to know that though, just do what says and you'll probably have more luck with genuinely attractive femoids, women can smell your desperation through the screen with a pic like that. what's your bio like?
John Gray
>what's your bio like?
"Not interested in hookups, thanks."
Thing is I think I have a pretty bad smile too but yeah... I'll give it a shot user. Get myself cleaned up, smile, take a dog pic too.
Lucas Bennett
now that's what I like to hear, soldier. you are doing God's work
John Kelly
Thing is I only actually made the Tinder because some half spic femanon on Discord kept telling me I was a 10 and demanding I make a Tinder to prove it.
I wasn't really interested in dating I just have it for vanity mainly and curiosity.
Easton Hughes
oof, that's dryer than any girl who reads that's pussy is gonna be. is that really it? I understand it's important to try and be concise but like, try and make yourself seem more interesting. humour will get you very far, something as snarky as that and with such (presumably unintentionally) arrogant undertones is sure to make girls think you're a puritanical buzzkill
Nathan Allen
Good Lord what a beautiful sight.
Asher Stewart
If you're just doing it for vanity then don't even bother with a bio desu, if hot girls want hook ups and you're not interested then at least you know the option is available
Brayden Cox
Well actually I thought it was humorous, I was basing it on all the girls with "No hookups" and variations of this in their bio. Figured it would be funny coming from a guy.
Jayden Rogers
I see where you're coming from but the execution is all wrong, if you're gonna write something that's meant to be satirical then it needs to be a little more obvious, especially when coupled with a profile picture as bland as that one