I'm never going to get laid the normal way. I've decided I'm going to fuck an escort...

I'm never going to get laid the normal way. I've decided I'm going to fuck an escort. How can I find an escort in 2019 without some faggot cop trying to arrest me?

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I think you got to do some research on that one. No cruising the streets though. Nothing comes to mind on that one, I'm trying to think of a way to do it.

Backpages was a gold mine.

>get laid the normal way
>have to pay for it
>have a prostitute fuck you
>pay for it
The only difference is you're cutting out a lot of wasted time trying to make her feel like she's something other than a whore

>dark comedy memes
>real life
pick one homie.
strippers and drug dealers will know.

this
any woman is a whore, most of them are in disguise

What about dark web?

what about virtual reality games?

Eros dot com sort through verified and vip. Have used on a few locations when traveling. Quality girls

This would be a good target for a psyop. We need to meme this shit into a feminism issue. #mypussymypay or something like that. If you retards spam it half as much as you spam wojack edits this shit'll be in Congress in a matter of weeks. I think it'll be a slam dunk for Trump as he gets the feminists off his back so he'll sign a bill decriminalizing prostitution. Best part about going legal is that the prices for each hole would drop significantly. Fucking land of the free and we can't compensate some woman for a bit of pleasure

I think if you do the research and you know the law well enough you can avoid getting set up just by the words you use. I've never been on the dark web but I'm assuming that's where you could go to not leave a trail

>Fly to San Diego
>Spend some time vacationing in Cali
>Then go to Tijuana and go to a brothel like Hong Kong
>Fuck whores
>Fly back home

Never ever go looking on the streets!!!!
Private delights is a site for verified escorts. They have to confirm their identity to make anaccount and get ratings and reviews from clients, you can search by town, body type, cup size, hair, race, shit they'll do for you, etc
Switter is sex worker Twitter. Girls talk their xp and leave listings, sell virtual content, its a lot more casual. Some do it for free too.
A pro will have you make an appointment and screen you to make sure you're not a rapist or killer etc and screen for STDs
My tip to you is to ask for GFE(girlfriend experience) its ususally worth it and gr8.
Pictured an 18yo who used to be on the scene, always digital tho unless they met her screenings.

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anyone in australia have any experience with escorts? sydney specifically

go to prague

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Where do I find her.

any sites for Canada?

She doesn't work anymore she got herself a real job, she lives in NC USA
Like I said she mostly does online shit but I don't know if shell answer

>A pro will have you make an appointment and screen you
How do they usually screen people? Do they ask for ID or personal info?

Some, it depends on how she screens. She might run a background check or ask around about you, almost definetly will want to see ID. Think about it man prostitutes are very high risk for murder and other violent crimes against them so if you hurt her she wants to be able to call the cops, but dont get it all twisted and worry about blackmail, if she has 10 clients why start blackmailing? Someone would report her/rate her beyond poorly/ ban her and its bad business. Gives her a bad rep.
Doing things online allows both parties to be a lot safer and actually know who they're getting into

escorts are horrible people. you will feel like shit afterwards.

i think you wont like the experience much bro. Sure its exciting for the first couple, but then like others have said.. you feel like shit afterwards

If you're in Texas, use eccie and only contact the escorts with a lot of good reviews.

Stick to two sites,

Switter dot at ; essentially Twitter for scorts.

Privatedelights dot ch. - listings made by scorts, has reviews, search filters including services, free to use as a John.

Massage parlors seem to be a good bet, shit you not every one I went to that mentions Asian turned out to give happy endings. (About 9 so far, found the parlor I like thought. Girls are cute and eager to please, always like mid twenties) and on occasion they do give good massages