Flat chests are superior than tits

Or a bisexual with a fetish for hearts, you tool

All tits can be nice! Be they flat and petite or large and full!

What's not cool is being a bully.

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Implying girls don't regularly shame men for any reason possible.

flat chest and nice butts are best girl body type. i think i like it so much because its like a sporty runner girl kind of body but without the ridiculous muscles. plus those women usually age really well.

Where did I imply that?

No one should bully anyone.

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yfw there is a flat chest femanon reading this thread right now and she still refuses to believe that we actually like her flat chest

>le all girls are wonderful be nice!
Meanwhile if you're not a 6 foot Chad they don't even consider you human

Again, that is not what I claimed. I claimed that big breasts and small breaths can both be beautiful and such a feature is dumb to bully.

If women only wanted 6' Chad's then why are there so many ugly guys and ones below average height on the planet? Why are there so many numale types with a wife and children?

You're not on Reddit nobody cares big tits are objectively better and chestlests deserve shame

>hold big tiddy girl from behind, chest to back
>Still get to keep big tiddies and rub hearts
>Also get to use one hand to grope said large tiddies while using the other to finger
>But somehow smallchest face to face hugs are superior

Australia, pls go and stay go.

Flat tits are superior because you can feel their heartbeat. prove me wrong.

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i kind of hate having A cups
i want to be able to have cleavage

simply allow me to impregnate you, then they will grow

pregnancy helps.
also, look up the organic/supplemental approach that trannies use to boost tiddy gains.

i'm already on progesterone and i can't/don't want to have kids
i'm considering just getting implants, since my work insurance covers elective surgeries

>i can't/don't want to have kids
oh. then yeah it doesn't really matter what size chest you have, you might as well be a boy at that point.

>i'm considering just getting implants
dont put unnatrual plastic shit under your skin. thats even worse than having small tits.

Don't listen to these retarded men, if breast implants will improve your self esteem and make you happy do it!

Ever since I've learned that Miss Alice's perfect breasts are fakes I've been inspired to save up for my own implants. If you hate how they look, you can always have them removed anyway and then your only loss is money. I say it's better than always wondering "what if I would have been happier with the implants"

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those look obviously fake.

Disgusting. Revolting. Demon.

>pinching the nipples like that
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You might not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

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Cuddle with a man then

If you're taking hormones, you can induce lactation even without becoming pregnant, and it will have the same effect on breast growth.
>your only loss is money
Yeah, and the risk you take with the surgeries, and the not low possibility that it will leave ugly scars.

peak performance is having natural breasts no matter how small they are.

It's not performance, it's enhancement. Cheating is bad reeeee

Modern techniques leave a very small scar hidden in the arm pit.
Being natural is a meme. K-pop stars are praised as the most beautiful women in the world and they are extremely far from natural.

so what you're saying is, women aren't naturally beautiful?

i have a delicious flat chest

I'm saying not all women are naturally beautiful, in fact very few are. Women can sometimes be lucky enough to be born beautiful, but to those of us who aren't you have to be made beautiful. To just accept being ugly is stupid, when there is so much to be done to give you a better life as a beautiful woman.

>K-pop stars are praised as the most beautiful women in the world and they are extremely far from natural
By whom? I think they're pretty ugly, both because gooks are naturally very ugly and because they are so blatantly fake.
>being natural is a meme
Not being natural is a cope. Go look at Okita Anri and cry yourself to sleep.

You assume that you can objectively judge your own appearance, when you, and most people, clearly cannot. That's why so many young women smear makeup over their face and ruin their skin, only to make themselves look older.

Yes, she is lucky enough to be a natural beauty. That doesn't mean people born ugly should have to stay ugly.

Keep telling yourself that chestlet. Not a single guy in the world prefers small tits. You arent a real woman.

>i have a delicious flat chest
m-may I see it?

Makeup ruining skin is also a meme. Let's take a look again at Korea, though they tend to go for a "no makeup makeup" type look in lots of cases they tend to wear equal amounts of cosmetics to American girls and are world renown for their beautiful clear skin. This is because of their advanced skincare routines and of course sun avoidance. In Western countries skincare is MUCH less intensive and the products are of lower quality. In Korea, even the makeup products themselves (not just the actual skincare products) commonly have things put in for skin health and anti aging.

So if you are using proper skincare makeup isn't going to age you. In fact, very vain women that wear makeup and use advanced skincare routines even age better than plainjanes that use body lotion on their face and do nothing.

This is just flat out wrong, I don't know how you could believe that when phrases like dfc and fetishes for this stuff exist.

i wanna post it but i know bullies will post at me :(

You cannot avoid an argument by saying "But I didn't claim that." Nobody cares, it's irrelevant.

>wants to post their chest
wow who invited the skank?

post discord slut

origa

My gf has DD's and I'm never going back sooo

I was referring to the immediate effect of looking older. If a 15-25 girl puts on makeup, they will usually end up looking 5-10 years older than they actually are.
>Makeup ruining skin is also a meme.
>people do at large ruin their skin with makeup, but a few select don't, so it's a meme

Like I said keep telling yourself that.

>shes happy to be a fetish
Lmao

the entire board my little virgin friend
post yours

Exit the premises, norman

shit eating faggot#2980
alright nigger boy

>virgin
sorry skank, you wronged right the fuck out.

>cuddling chest to chest
you're not going to cuddle with you hearts as close as they can be, either your neck will be twisted to heck or you can't breath, so boobs don't actually get in the way get in the way

virgin with rage

getting molested doesn't make you not an incel, user

I would also disagree there, very light makeup can emphasize your eyes and lips and this make you look more neotenous.

And it is indeed a meme, because people want to blame the makeup itself as opposed to idiots that don't know how to use it properly.

i can't prove i've been inside a girl anymore because my ex took all my flash drives with the videos and pictures i took. so, unless you're willing to be my next form of proof, kick rocks skank.

why are u so angry over someone wanting to post tits lmao
virgin energy
nice excuse btw

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How is your gender to this board? Tits or GTFO.

learn english and /b/ is dead

>half the active threads on this board are about, feature, or have pictures of women
lol

>angry
more sleepy than anything to be fair

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*ring ring*
alrite big dave? yeah ive found another one

That's not a response to what was said. I will repeat: How is your gender relevant to this board? Tits or GTFO.

dont forget ugly and low quality

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>very light makeup can emphasize your eyes and lips and this make you look more neotenous.
I'm sure it can, but again I'm talking about how it's usually used. Though I've also seen girls who looked better without even foundation, despite having acne-ridden faces.

>Not able to post tits because he has a penis
>/b/ is dead
It's the most active board on this site, lol

yeah, probably. you know me so well, user.

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you said
>How is your gender to this board?
why do i have to answer your questions
am i being detained? have i committed a crime?
yeah and its way bigger than yours ;)

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>Oh fuck, I'm corner
>I DON'T HAVE TO ANSWER EVERYTHING
Lol, imagine being this butthurt because someone called you out on needlessly talking about your gender.

>yeah and its way bigger than yours ;)
Tits or GTFO

If you're solely talking about how it is used by most, then I guess we don't have anymore disagreements on these matters and the argument ends here.

I just don't like perpetuating the idea that makeup is going to turn you into a ghoul whenever it can really help to improve your self esteem if you aren't retarded with it.

Makeup wrecks your skin.

I've already discussed this. Makeup doesn't wreck your skin itself, shitty skincare wrecks your skin.
Refer to this

It does, in fact, wreck your skin. You cannot change this.

"Shitty skincare wrecks your skin"
*99% of makeup usage is shitty skincare*
Only a woman could say something so stupid.

Are you going to acknowledge any of my points? If you aren't actually open to discussing this there isn't any point in going back and forth.

I can at very least agree with the user who's claim is that makeup as it is commonly used wrecks skin.
99% is a huge exaggeration. Favoring advanced skincare routines to correct your actual skin over the full coverage products that do the most damage has been rapidly on the rise in recent years. Using lightweight products with skincare benefits is becoming more and more popular as we grow away from the "instathot" makeup look.

You have no points, it wrecks your skin. Tits or GTFO.

99% isn't really that much of an exaggeration. "Advanced skincare techniques" is a buzzword for "Extremely expensive makeup that one uses very little of." Your entire post is literally buzzwords.

I'm tired of seeing this disgusting weird shit. It's not edgy or funny. You just want people to be as fucked as you. You will never be accepted by society no matter how much you try to normalize being a pedo.

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I am using advanced skincare techniques as shorthand for 10 step skincare routines, modern sunscreen, retinoids, and other such things that I image robots wouldnt care about the specifics of. If you're assuming right off the bat that this is extremely expensive, inaccessible, and unpolular you'd be wrong and its clear you don't actually keep up with beauty trends. And it's entirely fine that you don't, but it makes it strange that you'd have so much to say about the beauty industry and the trends of young women when it is clearly something you don't keep up with.

"Advanced Skincare Routines (TM) is a buzzword"
"Advanced skincare routines is ackshully *buzzword bingo*"

Nobody here keeps up with beauty trends because we're not ugly fucks

>most adult women in reality have pretty small tits
>what OP posted would probably be a B-cup

>"wow how dare you like something that's normal, you fucking freak"
>t. burger

>Nobody here keeps up with beauty trends because we're not ugly fucks
Not her, but that's a ridiculously long shot to take in this argument.

>Things that are not pictures of your breasts
Tits or GTFO

I'm totally not (TM) but that's wrong.

Alright, would you like for me to explain every term? Here is a graphic outlining a very basic 10 step skincare routine. If you need further clarification upon what a specific product does, just ask.
A retinoid is basically a skin product with a very high concentration of vitamin A. It is used to make your skin brighter, smoother and prettier all around. People are very excited about it, and think it might be very helpful in preventing aging.
Sunscreen in the West has stayed very much the same for many years. It is very thick and pasty, has a foul smell and lasts only for an hour max. People that are very into skincare tend to prefer Japanese sunscreen, it is lighter on the skin, typically scentless and lasts for many more hours. Because Japan and Korea prioritize neoteny and fair skin in their beauty standards, their cosmetics and skincare tend to reflect that.

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Which femanon has the flattest chest? Care to try proving it?

Explaining buzzwords doesn't make them not buzzwords.

All I'm hearing is "It's expensive because you can't get this shit at walmart, time consuming to find, and takes long to fuck up your skin."

Japanese sunscreen doesn't have a higher SPF than western sunscreen

But saying that everything I say is a buzzword isn't a buzzword?
You don't really need an SPF higher than 70, or even 50 in most cases. It is more about the longevity and it's ability to comfortably be worn on your skin every day.

All of the products the products on the graphic can be bought on Amazon, and if not the literal same brand product, alternatives that serve the same function. The sort of person that spends money on cosmetics in the first place isn't going to be deterred by skincare products.

If that's what you are hearing, you already have your mind made up and are hearing what you want to hear.

*Ahem*
You still have yet to present your boobs or leave.