Have Chinese roommate in college

Sounds more like you have a shittily trained dog

3edgy5me

What the fuck is a "phantom shitter"

The dog never had issues with any other roommate; only him, because he's the only one arrogant enough to feed and water it despite my protests.

Someone has been clogging up several of the toilets with a waist-high mound of tp and shitting on the seats for months.

>Putting someone with no social awareness in the same room as someone who is likely to be entirely self-absorbed for months
It's amazing OP and his asian roommate haven't had more issues

You're just a entitled little pussy ass faggot. "B-b-but muh autism!" See, that shit doesn't fly with me. I had epileptic seizures when I was little and now I've got ADHD and autism out the ass, but I don't have a "therapy dog" that I let piss all over people's textbooks because I'm mad that they are my Coco Puffs. You've probably spent your whole life hearing people making excuses for every stupid thing you've ever done because you're on the fucking spectrum, so now here you are complaining to strangers on the internet because you have no fucking idea how to act like an actual human being in a social situation and you think everything is everyone else's fault. I hope your roommate kicks you fucking dog in the ribs and then gives you one too. Grow the fuck up and stop being such a fucking crybaby.

You're sooo tough over the internet. You're on r9k, and you're a pussy faggot the same as the rest of us.

It's not entirely unreasonable to say "Don't feed and water my dog when I'm not around, she'll piss on the floor" and then be angry when the dog pisses on the floor.

Jesus Christ what's your issue

you have a point but also sound exactly like him

Now you know killing them wasn't such a bad thing after all./

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Chinese will only ever listen to somebody if they are above them in the heirachy level.
If they consider you beneath them, your protests might as well be coming from a dog, since lesser's aren't allowed to give superiors their opinion.

This. This is exactly how they feel. OP, the best thing you can do is give your room mate a taste of their own medicine.

>OP tells chink not to give dog water
>Chink ignores instructions, gives dog water
>Dog pisses everywhere
>OP re-instructs chink not to give dog water because the dog will piss everywhere (He probably has several classes in a row)
>Chink ignores instructions
>Chink reaps what he sows
>This is somehow OP's fault

I'm on Jow Forums because someone was telling me this morning how this place is full of whiny, easily offended perma-virgins and you know how much picking on people helps with self esteem issues so here I am. I'm going to get many, many laughs out of this retard gold mine of a board.

Well no shit Sherlock, I literally admitted I'm also riddled with brain cheese too so I guess I deserve as much sympathy as the world's best roommate, eh? Fuck me maybe I'll dump my gf, quit my job, move in with someone who's probably putting ten times more effort into life than I am, then get a therapy dog and let it shit all over their stuff and then complain about how bad of a roommate THEY are.

Update: He should be heading into his physics class in 8 minutes.

I don't think it's unreasonable to ask not to do something that will inconvenience both people in the room. I run to my dorm like 5 times a day to take the dog out and check if she has enough water. What should I do to stop the roommate from making the dog piss everywhere?

Ignore them OP, they're trolls.

I hope he reports you and you get kicked out

Maybe train your dog better? If that dog is a "trained" therapy dog, why isn't it house broken? If you check on it five times a day, how many hours does it get left alone to piss all over the place? The last dog I had, I could leave her inside the house for 8-10 hours a day while I was at work and not shit or piss inside the fucking house. Sounds like your dog is as stupid as you are.

I said above that this never happened with any other roommate. I have 3 classes in a row, and the dog is old. On the days where I make sure to leave after him, its not an issue since he can't give my dog water when I'm away.

>It's OP's fault that his roommate can't follow directions

He just messaged me. Are you ready r9k?

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I will go out to shit like at stores/gyms/restaurants because everytime I poop I clog the toliet and it overflows

Whoever it has has put several rolls in before flushing. They have to know what they're doing.

Fuck with him as much as possible.

One step ahead of you, user.

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Include me in the screenshot or something

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>OP makes a new thread tomorrow
>"My Chinese roommate pissed all over my dorm"

Why don't you just take the dog with you OP? Wouldn't that solve your issue?

yeah chinks are the worst. remember having some as roommates in college, stuck up dip shits. good news now is i make more money then them and will probably take one of their women away from them. god fuck the chinks

I tried that already. University police stopped me and said that animals (except for seeing eye dogs) aren't allowed on campus, except in the dorms. If someone has other solutions, give them, because cleaning up piss every other day has not been fun.

I have never in my life heard someone use the phrase "water the dog" as though it's a fucking plant. Is this an ESL thing or the autism

It may be a regional thing: forum.wordreference.com/threads/giving-the-dog-some-water-__ing-the-dog.260857/

Oh god. One of those "I felt with it; so can you" autists

Staff figured opposites attract and they wanted a sitcom IRL. Judging from the fact that your dog pissed over his book I think they picked a perfect roomate for you

Does that bother, you normies?
Do you really need to take a poopie that bad? :)

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Update. He hasn't responded yet.

That's not me.

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Honestly, no. I can always use another stall. The worst was the time where it was smeared everywhere.

>fat autistic roommate's got a fucking dog
>inside the room, in "first world" America, university allows this
>says its a "therapy dog"
>makes it wear some gay little vest, never gives it water, never feeds it
>whines and pisses itself constantly
>it pissed on my books
>mfw the dog eating peasants back home are more civilized

Be careful OP, he gonna kill your dog :/

Update. Name blacked out.

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Wait until he's asleep and put a few rocks into a thick sock then smack all over his body. Don't hit his head because you might kill the slant eyed shitter. Alternatively, if you know he's a wimp and you have some backbone, grab his hand and snap one of his fingers backwards. Above all, protect doggo at all costs. I assume you have a deep attachment to him, since he's old.

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Dude's gonna eat your dog

he seems like an asshole
fuck his shit up like said
assert your dominance

...why don't you just ask him to walk your dog when you're at class so the dog doesn't piss itself you fucking retard?

Pretty much this. The minute OP said "therapy dog" I lost all interest.

Alternatively OP's roommate is the asshole

Take it to the RA retard. If you fuck this up you'll get kicked out and the yellow man will win

I tried that. I said if you're going to ignore what I tell you and give her water when I'm not around, you could take her out too. He told me no, "It's not my dog." When I said not to water her, he ignored me and kept acting like he couldn't understand me.

I bet OP fucks the dog and that's why it has a wetting problem

Update.

I did that two times. RA said he's not allowed to touch the dog in the first place.

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What breed of dog is it OP?

He starts pitching tantrums when he's wrong which means I'm doing good

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>When I [told a chink to do something], he ignored me and kept acting like he couldn't understand me.
Unfortunately probably true. Chinks do that a lot.

Why the fuck do they do this?

you type like a fag my friend

Inb4 he pisses all over the room

> I WANT PAID FOR MY BOOKS

CHING CHONG PING RING

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Stupid yellow subhuman blow the fuck out. Don't pay for his books and laugh at him.

>be dog
>have bladder problems due to age since owner doesn't take me out regularly enough
>stuck inside small dorm room
>be in friendly chink's room
>reminds me of his scent, feel safe since he doesn't dehydrate me
>accidentally pee on book
>asshole owner sees me
>shoves book into chink's bag
>hits me in the nose and screeches
>tfw when you're a "therapy" dog with an owner who shouldn't be allowed to be near animals

Put me in the screencap

Because the social contract prevents most people from persisting for fear of being confrontational, which is probably why OP's roommate hates him. Autists don't pick up on social cues so the gook's usual tactics don't work. A gook that doesn't get their own way with westerners is an angry gook.

Alternatively they both are

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How the fuck is a dog going to help with autism or adhd? Christ that might be worse than an emotional support dog. Only people who need service dogs are people who are blind or have seizures. I hope he comes back and slaughters your dog and eats it for dinner.

Things are heating up and I'm getting tired of typing.

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>living in a shared flat except your parents/siblings you grew up with

Hell, ahahaha.

Not OP but they do have a legitimate purpose.

TELL THAT GOOK TO GET FUCKED OP

Your dog destroyed his property. I have a sneaky suspicion you'll probably end up in more trouble than him. Chinaman is going to fuck your shit up and eat your dog, hommie.

Huh, I guess this might get solved without violence. Autists really are the advanced species.

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Housing told me that if it's on record that the RAs have told him more than once and he didn't listen then it's not my fault.

Just saw the texts. This is the fakest shit ever. Gas yourself OP.

JFC OP got fucking destroyed.

GO GO GO GO GO GO
KICK CHAD'S ASS

>Someone has been clogging up several of the toilets with a waist-high mound of tp and shitting on the seats for months.
based

felt sorry for you at first, but decided you are a fucking special snowflake that needs "muh therapy dog" to cope with life. i hope my chinese brotha eats your fuckin dog lmao and pisses in your mouth as well.

He hasn't responded to my latest text. What does that mean?

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Imagine getting AMOG'd by an even-more autistic Elliot Rodger, lmao

honestly surprised he didn't think you pissed on it yourself

>Someone has been clogging up several of the toilets with a waist-high mound of tp and shitting on the seats for months.
Is this really what you deal with in universities?
I wouldn't blame OP if he did.

Yeah, wtf? "Therapy dog". What a coddled little piece of shit OP is. I have no sympathy for him.

ITT:
50% fuck OP for daring to have a therapy dog
50% fuck chinks
Sounds about right

very based op

originaloli

fuck chinks, fuck OP, fuck therapy dogs and dogs in general, fuck autists, fuck ADHD cunts, fuck dog lovers, fuck cucks who unironically say "doggo", fuck r9k, piece of shit fucking board.

It means you've won

>chads
what the fuck are you trying to say here?
you 're here from le ebin instagram greentext or just braindead?

> fuck cucks who unironically say "doggo"
Only part I'll agree with

He's probably putting poison in your food. Chinese people love poisoning their enemies and really anyone that inconveniences them. But they do study hard and never have original thoughts so they've at least got that going for them

Nigger you're on r9k everyone calls alphas chad you stupid fuck

>b-but I'm medically retarded and suffering so I'll make this animal suffer with me
Jesus fucking Christ, therapy animals were a mistake. You take away their nature and give them your fucking problems

>You take away their nature
Dogs are domesticated dipshit.

I was expecting more fighting.

Is the chale still pouting?

never understood therapy animals. how do they help you exactly